Captain_Beef_Fart

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Captain_Beef_Fart

Captain_Beef_Fart

@Capt_Beef_Fart

เข้าร่วม Ağustos 2025
30 กำลังติดตาม182 ผู้ติดตาม
Ari Matti Mustonen
Ari Matti Mustonen@AriMattiComedy·
Florida love you. 14 shows in 7 days. let's argue
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Timcast News
Timcast News@TimcastNews·
TONIGHT on Timcast IRL | Rudyard Lynch @whatifalthist LIVE at 8pm EST on Rumble, Youtube, X & Facebook!
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Sara Mary ⭐❤️
Sara Mary ⭐❤️@saniyafatma1278·
This stray cat decided to move in with us and eats like a horse! Now about 26 lbs and his name is Arnold Schwarzenegger and living in my heated garage and is starting to trust humans
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Toad
Toad@LearnToToad·
Not watching, cant stomach it, going dark
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怖すぎ動画
怖すぎ動画@NicoleA18060980·
世界唐辛子ランキング3位のブートジョロキアを食べた少年。 冗談でもやってはいけない遊びだというのがわかった。
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Nick Matau
Nick Matau@nick_matau·
I am a Nuclear Engineer. I will be more than happy to challenge @joekent16jan19 about Iran's nuclear capabilities. I know he won't accept, nor will @TuckerCarlson. So anyone who thinks this same position! (Aka, yes Iran was absolutely aiming for a nuclear weapon)
Ounka@OunkaOnX

Tucker: "Was Iran about to get a nuke?" Kent: "No. They've had a religious ruling against it since 2004. We had no intelligence that it was being disobeyed." So the entire war-the thousands dead, the billions spent, the American soldiers buried-was based on nothing. No nukes. No threat. Just a lie sold to justify a war that was always for Israel

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Matt Wallace
Matt Wallace@MattWallace888·
THIS VIDEO OF TULSI GABBARD AT THE SENATE HEARING TODAY IS GOING VIRAL AS MORE PEOPLE START TO NOTICE 👀
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Owen Benjamin 🐻
Owen Benjamin 🐻@OwenBenjamin·
Tulsi is “I slut” backwards. No one is named “tulsi” it’s a dumb grabbler joke. Maybe “yagmai” or “railyag” will save the day!
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Captain_Beef_Fart
Captain_Beef_Fart@Capt_Beef_Fart·
@TheQuartering Captain Beef Fart is real as shit, bro. I legitimately think you’re a fat, gay, traitor to this nation.
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TheQuartering
TheQuartering@TheQuartering·
I know what I am about to say is a cringe comparison but it just happened, I finally see it, it's like when Neo finally saw the Matrix. It's all bullshit, almost nothing on X is real. Dead internet theory is however real.
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Captain_Beef_Fart
Captain_Beef_Fart@Capt_Beef_Fart·
@Mlu__N2 To render fat and brown the meat better, as onions sweat and the moisture prevents the Maillard reaction. Brown the meat first. Remove the meat to a bowl. Brown the onions. Then add other vegetables. Add garlic. Deglaze with broth or wine and reduce. Then add the meat back
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Mlungisi
Mlungisi@Mlu__N2·
I will never understand the rationalization of cooking the ground beef BEFORE the onions. Onions first!!
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Owen Shroyer
Owen Shroyer@OwenShroyer1776·
Breaking: Pete Hegseth confirms Trump Administration is seeking an extra $200 Billion for War in Iran, on top of the $30 Billion the war has already cost.
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Captain_Beef_Fart
Captain_Beef_Fart@Capt_Beef_Fart·
@Dannyjokes Peptides are great. You’re a fat fuck Jew. Stop subverting our society and just improve yourself instead of trying to ruin the world and bring everyone down to your level, shithead.
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Danny Polishchuk
Danny Polishchuk@Dannyjokes·
Me and the boys after taking Chinese Peptides for 5 years
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Hitchslap
Hitchslap@Hitchslap1·
Women can sense when you’re low IQ. It instantly gives them the ick.
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Jesse Peltan
Jesse Peltan@JessePeltan·
If you’re not going to go to China, just open up Google Earth. China is building more solar and wind than the rest of the world *combined* and you can literally see it from space.
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Stokdog@stokdog

Australia sells coal to China who use it to generate reliable cheap electricity. Australia takes the money from coal sales and buys Chinese wind turbines and solar panels that aren't reliable and makes expensive electricity. I don't think Australia has thought this through 🤔

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ZAMidnightSpookshow
ZAMidnightSpookshow@ZASpookshow·
If anyone ever wonders why millennials have major anxiety issues, look no further than this level. This and the Sonic running out of air music are the soundtrack to my generation’s mental health, and this was our leisure time. youtu.be/DqfRus5ePmI?si…
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Zan-ny
Zan-ny@zannyholiday·
@realstewpeters @NaiKaroYar Organs harvested for what? Do they put non-Kosher organs in Jewish bodies? I would think that would violate kashrut.
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Stew Peters
Stew Peters@realstewpeters·
ISRAELI DOCTOR: “We do not extract organs from Israeli soldiers. We take them from Palestinians or migrant workers." Add organ harvesting to the list sick and depraved crimes committed by Israel.
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