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Jimmy Carter’s Peanut Farm 🥜🚜🥜
@CartersPeanuts
I was the subject of a special counsel investigation in 1979 but this is fine.
Plains, GA เข้าร่วม Ağustos 2019
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@jessesingal I’m not going to read this one well enough to understand the joke, I will just assume it’s as funny as they tell me it is
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you just hate to see so much racism -- a scourge we had long thought mostly abolished -- and it's doubly heartbreaking when it's so concentrated among folks who profess to be anti-racist. i hope tyler (bipoc) is doing okay
Tyler Austin Harper@Tyler_A_Harper
If I have this right, West’s husband says West is racist for not letting him cheat, West says her critics are racist for being mean to her husband’s Iranian girlfriend on Persian New Year, and now the Iranian girlfriend says the Slate writer is racist for noticing Aham sucks?
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@BrentAWilliams2 What point do you think you’re making here?
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No country provides “universal health care” for it’s citizens because there is no such thing as universal health care.
Kyle Blomquist for U.S. Congress@BlomquistForMI
The U.S. is the only developed nation in the world that does not provide universal healthcare to its citizens. Public options aren't it. ACA subsidy expansion isn't it. Anything less than Medicare for All is an obstacle between you and the care you deserve.
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Jimmy Carter’s Peanut Farm 🥜🚜🥜 รีทวีตแล้ว
Guys, I just visited my local bodega to get a fresh kolache and an Icee. Bought a t-shirt and some home decor.
Nothing like it.
Zohran Kwame Mamdani@ZohranKMamdani
nothing like it
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@OSHeartDoc @RichardHanania Many people seem to assume this is meant to vilify, but I don’t. Many, especially right wingers, will look at these numbers and see that they ~confirm we are attracting productive people to a competitive field. And they will think that’s good, because medicine is important.
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@RichardHanania Looooooooonnnngggg right tail. Very long. Now do median. Then do years of training and debt accrued during said training. Then do wait times. Useless paper. The amount of garbage printed to vilify physicians in this country is becoming ridiculous.
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Average income of physicians
US: $458,100
Canada: $194,700
Netherlands: $185,700
Sweden: $115,200 nber.org/papers/w34956
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@gran1te_mtn @tszzl They should have gotten the GoT treatment. 60 hours of screen time to really expand and savor the castle intrigue. Make hatred of the Baron really pay off. Feel Alia’s bizarreness. Understand Paul’s struggle that Herbert gives as internal monologue.
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@tszzl He grows into it and it works. Really the only major issue with the movies is the casting and rewriting of Chani.
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Jimmy Carter’s Peanut Farm 🥜🚜🥜 รีทวีตแล้ว
@drkeithsiau Laser iridotomy (LPI) for closed-angle glaucoma. You can see it was much needed by the gush of aqueous.
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Jimmy Carter’s Peanut Farm 🥜🚜🥜 รีทวีตแล้ว
They’re calling Dune Part Three the epic conclusion because they don’t have the courage to film part four where a giant man-worm smashes Momoa clones for 3500 years
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Jimmy Carter’s Peanut Farm 🥜🚜🥜 รีทวีตแล้ว
Twitter is second nature to us terminally online, so it's easy to forget that the average normie probably only knows the tweets for Dril and one or two Lindymans.
And Landshark, of course.
Of course.
Robert Bork III@BobbyBorkIII
@david_m_wagner A play on Landshark's famous tweet.
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Looking to hire Afroman as in-house counsel
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@BrentAWilliams2 Quite possibly true for Voltaire, though.
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@3YearLetterman @BarneyFrank @NYRangerFanclub @DrDisrespect @EllisIslandNPS @PaulyShore @joekent16jan19 @TulsiPress @LindseyGrahamSC @lgbtqnation @Whitesnake Tagged retired congressman Barney Frank. Truly an agent of chaos.
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🚨 🚨 BRAKING 🚨 🚨
This one is tough to even type out.
Oscar-winning actor Chuck Norris has past away. The most important and talented actor in world history, Chuck’s movies grossed more than those starring non-American actors combined
He is an American icon, and his record for Oscars will likely never be broken
We miss you, sir
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It’s downright practical compared to -studies fields; you produce a basket!
Jimmy Carter’s Peanut Farm 🥜🚜🥜@CartersPeanuts
@SwipeWright It’s so funny that boomers coined “underwater basket weaving” as the archetypal useless course. What a tremendous failure of imagination!
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@SwipeWright It’s so funny that boomers coined “underwater basket weaving” as the archetypal useless course. What a tremendous failure of imagination!
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🚨NEW: This guy got a PhD for interviewing 8 music therapy professors chosen through "purposive expert sampling" (i.e., completely non-random) and cramming as many woke buzzwords as possible into his dissertation title before reaching the character limit.
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@FandF_Project @DarrellRoot @SwipeWright Exactly. The implied premise that the committee consists of serious people committed to knowledge production is, uh, *dubious.*
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@DarrellRoot @SwipeWright What do you suppose the candidate's advisors research projects look like? Let me break it to you gently...
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@uncledoomer Pour one out for Grumman, the kids today just don’t have time for him
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Jimmy Carter’s Peanut Farm 🥜🚜🥜 รีทวีตแล้ว
It would be very funny if we won a war in Iran for less money than it took for California to *not* build high speed rail
Sen. Bernie Sanders@SenSanders
The war in Iran has already cost $22.8 billion. For $22.8 billion, we could: • Provide Medicaid to 6.8 million kids • Build 2.6 million public housing units • Fund Head Start for 1.3 million • Hire 240,000 teachers • Cancel $20,000 in student debt for 1 million borrowers
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@cremieuxrecueil I already updated a few years ago that this was likely poor data and not real. Now updating again that it holds up.
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Compared to men, women tend to have a relatively longer index fingers than ring fingers.
As it turns out, the hands of lesbians and gay men are shifted towards the opposite sex, such that gay men tend to have relatively longer index fingers and lesbians have longer ring fingers.
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