Chance Mock

Happy 16th Birthday to my Son, @MichaelCashMock ! Love you boy! 🫶🏼🫵🏻

@KeithOlbermann This limp noodled moron talks about a 3 week precision strike based mission while he cheered on dumping billions into Ukraine. And brings up tax cuts that increase revenue while not understanding the relationship between debt & spending.

So you should pay it back. Personally. The debt you ran up cutting taxes for billionaires, and giving Trump his mindless forever war in Iran, you dimwitted yokel

TWENTY-FIVE straight wins - a new program record 🤘 #HookEm

@Variety Variety was a great magazine- but politics HAVE ruined any legacy it might have.

Chuck Norris Was a Great Action Star -- but Politics May Overshadow His Legacy variety.com/2026/film/opin…

@BLSamJones62 It really is 😂😣

@ChanceMock 🤔 Makes one wonder if Buffalo hockey team is the same as their football team. Oh, as it turns out, they are. In their 55 year history, they have never won a Stanley Cup. Mind blown. 😎😜

Pretty freaking incredible

@whodatbevo Why would I move? I live in The Woodlands and love it.

@ChanceMock Enjoy your move…..

Big big fan of Bryan, TX. Dig down deep in that community and you’ll find gold. You just have to know what you’re looking for.

Charles Barley’s suit looks like Tom Hanks in “Big” when he shrinks back to a kid. Terrible

@KennethRWebster Bad week for the Tina & Lina combo

Wild year at Rodeo Houston: the county judge was banned, multiple fights involving gang members, and people walked around naked at the Lizzo concert. Now Beyonce's mom's gumbo stand has been shutdown because people got diarrhea.

@GisewhiteMike @RODEOHOUSTON Harris County judges won’t even hold the trouble makers responsible. It’s bad.

@ChanceMock @RODEOHOUSTON The parents should be held responsible for their hoodlum kids.

Really is a damn shame but @RODEOHOUSTON is going to have to turn the carnival into 21+ & minors only allowed with an adult. This ain’t the way kids.

@_willcompton My SIL told me before my son was born that I’d find myself crying at stuff that I would have previously laughed at…. She was right.

I’m starting to hate being a dad because of how much I cry now Great advertisement here by Disney Get the tissues ready

Omg that was such a terrible call to end that game. Congrats US but that was really bad. #WBC

@FOX26Houston It’s ridiculous. Sun goes down and kids/teens show up to cause trouble. Not to enjoy the food or rides with their friends, but looking for trouble. It’s embarrassingly sad.

The carnival at the Houston rodeo closed early Saturday night out of an “abundance of caution,” Houston Livestock Show and Rodeo said. fox26houston.com/news/carnival-…

Super Bowl winning QB Russell Wilson took his son to visit #Texas. 🤘 Future Longhorn?

@Tex43096146 @LonghornClips Appreciate it. I was smart enough to go play with some great receivers!

@LonghornClips @ChanceMock you have a highlight playing sir....a Dart!!

Roy Williams skyrockets like a human rocket at the pylon, reeling in that Chance Mock dart for a spectacular 26-yard touchdown snag! Texas Longhorns annihilate Tulane Green Wave in a total domination fest, 63-18! Sep. 27, 2003

@celestehercules @RichOToole So good

@RichOToole Taqueria Vilchis

Who has the best Tacos in Tomball,TX?

@TheLoneStarStar LFG!

@ChanceMock Now Texas needs to beat Ole Miss and it’s perfect night!

Canada would have a lot more fun winning if they’d just be the 51st state. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

God Bless America