Che Guevara's Rolex☭🌹

@krakakaa29384 @Hitchslap1 You have it all wrong, comrade. You won't be working in the mines, you'll be working in the gulag.

@CheRolex @Hitchslap1 Lets all be poor together. Very wholesome. I’ll work in the mines while you spread shitty propaganda on X. We will be both starve but at least we are equal. Right comrade?

Socialism creates poverty.

@Rey49928812John @Hitchslap1 It'll work this time, trust me 😉

@Hitchslap1 Is that really how economics works, or are you just trying to be clever instead of analytical

Correct. Socialism creates equality by making everyone equally poor.

@StonkKerman @sellthedip6 @Hitchslap1 Sorry, that plan is not available to the general proletariat. Only the most Equal™ members are invited to sign up for that plan. Comrade Fidel was one of the few members who got to sign up for it twice!

@CheRolex @sellthedip6 @Hitchslap1 Is it the plus plan that gets you the Rolex or is the premium plus plan. I broke my state issue Casio.

@harukaawake A friend I used to go on road trips with had a Japanese cover of Country Roads on his playlist. This post gave me a welcome dose of nostalgia 🙂

🇺🇸🇯🇵 Everyone in Japan knows "Take Me Home, Country Roads" by John Denver. We cover it all the time so I hope our American friends can appreciate it.

@Matt_Pinner Not happening. The only choice for 2028 is Hunter Biden

So what would you call this Presidential Team?

They should legalize guns in Japan so we can have more things to talk about

@DrRitaDed Transwomen are Womxn™

Don't say you're a feminist unless you fight for trans women too. They need to be the priority in women's liberation

@Readaccoun94493 @Hitchslap1 If they’ll let me

@CheRolex @Hitchslap1 Stay in Brazil.

@DrRitaDed No Kings! We demand Dear Leader!

No Kings! No Police! No Presidents USA need leadership to change to something like they have on the UK.

@fellowdelegates @Hitchslap1 The lion is the most Equal™ of all the aminals

@Hitchslap1 The ones who distribute it take their cut, often the lion's share

@SomebodyIsUpset @Hitchslap1 Equality™ achieved!

@CheRolex @Hitchslap1 Mass graves are pretty equal.

@yamanakanobody When there is too much food, the Communist Party has the solution!

皆共産党の事叩きすぎだよ！ 共産党だって良い所あるんだよ！ 皆で共産党の良い所言っていこ！ まず俺からね 日本共産党は火炎瓶を使える！ はい次！

@joyful_union @Hitchslap1 Comrade Stalin was most Equal™ and therefore lived the most Equal™ home

@CheRolex @Hitchslap1 Stalin's dacha in Sochi vs Kommunalka where most of Soviet Union lived under him (up to 13 families in one apartment, one room per several generations of a family)

@sellthedip6 @Hitchslap1 The elites signed up for the Equality+ plan

@CheRolex @Hitchslap1 Yes, everyone is equally poor, except the highest elites

@DDezavi @Hitchslap1 You will get producer credit, along with every other gulag inmate 😁👍

@CheRolex @Hitchslap1 But … I already wrote a composition, a dissertation, and a comedy bit about it! What do now?! 😂

@distributedkv Saar, I am Japanese girl looking for big strong American man who don't redeem

only Japanese women can reply to this tweet

@DDezavi @Hitchslap1 Incidentally, Forward into the stone age is being filmed now. Unfortunately the unstable electrical grid has delayed production and it wont be releasing until 2032. We hope you enjoy the film. Attendance is mandatory 😉

@CheRolex @Hitchslap1 😂 forward into Stone Age! Is, pretty much, the russian for Back to the Future 😉 Wife is using all 3 of our aircraft carriers somewhere in flip-flop 🩴 lands and I refuse to use an uber … never again!

@DDezavi @Hitchslap1 Please, comrade. Your labor will be essential for the Greater Leap Forward 😭

@CheRolex @Hitchslap1 😂 sorry, don’t have time to reeducate an entire camp and a settlement this week, but do keep checking!