Jane Sawyer

(OOC admin here- the website has had a minor revamp, new link for the home page is secretseerspeculation.straw.page/jane_home , otherwise you're getting sent back to the start before most interactions happened! Other than that, not much is changed.)

please do not april fools me i am already kind of stupid

the fool

@ZAX1point2a Lair.

@ChipperChairman Yet they draw nearer by the hour.

@ChipperChairman. I’ve decided to forgive you. To leave you alone. You’ll be safe from now on.

@ZAX1point2a All my worries are far, far away.

@ChipperChairman Careful who you trust. Careful who’s far away.

I got my hand while working on something broken in one of the slots, got me deep in my hand- tying will be with one hand for a while, i apologize for my slowness!

This feels like a deal with the devil I don't want to make

I don't know who you are, and I don't want to know-

@ZAX1point2a SHUT UP NONE OF ITS REAL THOSE PEOPLE WERE CRAZY AND SICK AND THERES NOTHING THERE

@ChipperChairman Cage craving wonder The worth of it scream at the top of your lungs So many times tried not to wonder So many times tried not to wonder So many times tried not to wonder

Leaving not coming back not doing this nope

@ZAX1point2a SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

@ChipperChairman Reality is of no concern for an entity who lives beyond it. Distance is inconsequential for those who are not defined by dimension. All succumb to the Firstborn of the Wood.

@ZAX1point2a no no it doesnt know my name it knows nothing and it wasnt real and it was far away and its never happening again and it wasnt real it isnt real ITS NOT REAL

@ChipperChairman It calls your name. The copper faces stare. You will be visited soon.

@ZAX1point2a @1GrognakFan WHOOPS WRONG ZAX I could have sworn I put B but my texts keep coming out wrong...

@ChipperChairman @1GrognakFan Don’t @ me you murdering bitch.

Why is everyone pregnant?

@Ringadingchip YOU ARE NOT GOING TO DIE I will DRAG you to the followers if I have to, Boss- @SwankiestSwank get your brother he's trying to wither away again

I’m writing down who gets to own what when I eventually die from eating that radroach leg… who wants what from my room

@Ringadingchip ...... can you at least eat stuff a *clean* floor? Please???

@ChipperChairman Where’s the fun in that……. I do it often..

uugghhh…. I fucked up my stomach real bad. I ate a radroach leg…

@Ringadingchip I'll bring you something to eat, and see if I can get my hands on something to help with your stomach. Please no more eating stuff off the floor...

@ChipperChairman Ughhhh I know, I know it sounds real bad in hindsight… I’m too sick to think about it at all.. but that would be appreciated.,

@Ringadingchip I can have someone clean up your suite, boss. You shouldn't just leave a dead bug around. You'll draw pests!

@Ringadingchip ..... I can't even put into words how awful that picture in my mind was. You ate a *rotten* radroach leg off the ground most likely because you wanted to eat incredibly stale floor breadsticks? Good god, boss, we have a kitchen and staff, you don't have to eat like a vagrant-

@Ringadingchip What could you have been trying to eat that would feel even remotely like that and WHY WOULD YOU HAVE RADROACH LEGS LAYING AROUND

@ChipperChairman It was dark… I mistook it for something else