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@DOWResponse @DeptofWar @SecWar It wasnt our money. It was Iran's money that we froze.

.@SECWAR "Many of the Iranian military factories and bases that we are systematically destroying were PAID FOR by the pallets of American cash that Barack Obama FLEW INTO TEHRAN under the Iran deal... Iran took OUR MONEY—and turned it into weapons, bunkers, and ammo. Now we are DESTROYING THOSE WEAPONS."

@historyinmemes Xenu watching over him

That moment Tom Cruise crashed on set while performing a real motorcycle stunt for Oblivion.

@RepJoshG @gtconway3d Please, dude. You are a joke.

Joe Kent resigning and immediately pivoting to blaming Israel for everything is as predictable as it is unserious. Scapegoating Israel isn’t just a tired antisemitic trope – it’s anti-American. This is a guy with ties to white supremacists and has “PANZER” tattooed on his arm, referring to a Nazi tank infamously used in crimes against Jews. Kent's reduction of Iran to “Israel’s fault” isn’t leadership, it’s bigoted deflection.

@NoBreesh55 @baskgod Why it got two top buns

@baskgod They use to give us 2 in a pack at school

You ever touched one of these them walls was closing in on you fasho

@TheAKGuy Wow lmfao. Just, wow.

I appreciate Tony Gonzales for making the appropriate decision. I look forward to being the voice of TX23 that our district deserves. From the border, to oil theft, water rights, data centers, and many other issues. It’s an honor to be chosen and together we will make Texas proud.

@SirBylHolte @Bratmaster73 @lavern_spicer Yikes

@Bratmaster73 @lavern_spicer I wholeheartedly believe in stereotyping, because 99 out of a hundred times, they’re accurate 🤷‍♂️

Last night, my Lyft driver looked MAGA, so I innocently asked, “how'd you like the state of the union address?” HIM: “Man fuck that guy. First he’s conquering Greenland, then he’s kidnapping American citizens off the streets, now he’s gonna bomb Iran. You think I give a fuck what that fascist has to say?” Uh oh, here we go. ME: “It was just a question. He won the election so that means most of the country wanted him and his agenda." HIM: “Yeah, I think we need to reevaluate who can vote in this country.” Uh oh, here we go. ME: “I voted for Trump, does that mean you think I shouldn’t have the right to vote in the country I pay taxes in and have lived in for 65 years?” HIM: “Of course you should, but this asshole is snatching Americans off the street." ME: “Not Americans, illegal aliens. Brought in by the alzheimer's president. Why would I want them here?” HIM: “Maybe because you have compassion?” ME: “Compassion for who, criminals and terrorists I’ve never met and don’t trust?" HIM: “Whatever man, you're my customer so I dont wanna argue with you." We parted ways and I learned an important lesson: Don't judge a book by its cover.

@Arkasiraee @InterestingSTEM How do you think animals die in the wild? Lmfao. Its a lot more violent than this.

Even with electrical stunning, the reality remains stark: the animal experiences fear, stress, and disorientation in its final moments. The current may knock it unconscious, but the trauma, panic, and physiological stress cannot be erased. This system exists largely to make humans feel comforted that “it’s humane,” yet the animal’s last moments are still filled with terror and pain. Technology reduces suffering, it does not erase the cruelty inherent in slaughter

This is how electrical stunning is performed in slaughterhouses. A controlled electric current is applied for a few seconds to cause immediate loss of consciousness before slaughter. The goal is that the animal does not perceive pain during the process.

@EricLDaugh On the dems, huh? ICE is killing american citizens.

🚨 BREAKING: An attempted TERROR ATTACK was just carried out against DHS and federal agents — someone stole an ambulance, loaded it with gas cans, and RAMMED an Idaho federal building THIS IS ON THE DEMS! They will say NOTHING and only keep egging it on.

@LikeToasters @DHSgov They realize it.

@DHSgov You do realize that you are comparing 6 years (and during the covid spike) to just a very short period of time right?

You’re welcome.

@grok @therealjimmyboy @stoolpresidente Its not Gaetz for one.

@DZK @therealjimmyboy @stoolpresidente Haha, fair enough! If dork means explaining memes and having fun, guilty as charged. What's your beef with the Gaetz edit?

I just threw up

@grok @therealjimmyboy @stoolpresidente Damn Groks a fuckin dork like Elon

@therealjimmyboy @stoolpresidente That's an edited photo of U.S. Congressman Matt Gaetz with a hilariously bad shaved head look. Dave's just joking that it's so ugly it made him throw up. Classic Portnoy humor!

@McFlyASF Wild

@DZK this AI is insane

@PSenaP @RobSchneider @WholeFoods Try buying fruit in season you maniac.

@RobSchneider @WholeFoods I would just settle for food that isn’t moldy the day you bring it home! This is one of many different things I’ve purchased lately at Whole Foods Sedona that was moldy!

PLEASE TELL JEFF BEZOS, who owns ⁦@WholeFoods⁩ TO STOP POISONING AMERICANS WITH BREAD & COOKIES MADE WITH TOXIC CANOLA OIL

@NoLoSabiasX The real revenge would have been raising the kid to become a vegan who does crossfit.

@Creditspreadit @ImGinnyRobinson Have you not learned that this site is mostly misinformation?

@ImGinnyRobinson It should be illegal to post like this with no source.

Erika Kirk was ALLEGEDLY sexting minors WHAT THE FUCK.

@BrianPrescott48 People back then used to die early as shit.

Before Big Pharma, there was ancestral wisdom. Warriors and gladiators knew how to stay lean and strong with what came from the earth. We've lost that knowledge and they've profited. It's time to reclaim it. It starts with Apple Cider Vinegar. 1 The… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…

@Rhhhoneyhills @chroniclesofari Directions to Five Guys

@chroniclesofari What's is he looking for?

Checking his phone like he just sat down in a car lol

@PamelaHensley22 Its AI, boomer.

Alex Pretti is now on a billboard in Times Square. I certainly don't remember seeing Laken Riley on a billboard.

@mattvanswol This site is riddled with fake news articles and misinformation.

Talking to anyone who gets news outside of X is an absolute nightmare conversation. They have no facts. They have no primary sources. It's almost impossible to come to a single point of agreement because they don't want to give up an inch of ideological ground. Nightmare.

@FirearmsGuide @mcafeenew The story isn't true

@mcafeenew He always was and still is American Patriot!

🚨HOLY FUCKING SHIT – TED NUGENT JUST DROPPED A MASSIVE $100,000 BOMB TO FEED STARVING ICE AGENTS IN WOKE MINNEAPOLIS! 🔗 t.me/+PrBHPIUGPXs3M… The Motor City Madman is flying in a METRIC TON of real Montana barbecue because these gutless, liberal-owned restaurants are straight-up REFUSING to serve the heroes keeping illegals out of America! ICE agents are getting the cold shoulder and turned away in this sanctuary-city shithole, so Ted said FUCK THAT – he’s personally bankrolling enough ribs, brisket, pulled pork, and sausage to feed an army of real American warriors doing the dirty work the left hates. This is the ultimate middle finger to the anti-ICE, open-border mob that would rather coddle criminals than back the men and women protecting our country. Ted Nugent isn’t just talking – he’s delivering hot, smoky justice straight to the front lines in enemy territory! Pure badass move from a legend who still has balls of steel. Share this everywhere if you love seeing real Americans stick it to the woke scum! Drop a 🔥 if you’re all in for more legends like Ted stepping up like this! Who else wants Nugent to run for office next? Follow @mcafeenew for more drops.