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Jake 🔆
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Jake 🔆
@Data_Jake19
27. Ask questions here: https://t.co/oaGyPE4aTD DM me the word tomato. also add me on here https://t.co/d7taBxNS4Z
The Oubliette เข้าร่วม Eylül 2017
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Jokes on you I like cats more than I like people anyway.
Dominik Facist@DominikFacist
@kuchisakeonnax You ladies are both past your prime. Once a women gets past 24, it’s time to buy a few cats and wrap it up. It’s over!
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Cougars in suburban California? How horrible, this has never happened before
Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️@christopherrufo
The craziest thing about Newsom's $100 million wildlife bridge is that it will allow cougars, an apex predator, direct access into a suburban neighborhood filled with pets, children, and the elderly. It's like the radical environmentalist version of The Purge.
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Jake 🔆 รีทวีตแล้ว
Police in Central Park thought they were hunting down a skilled pickpocket after multiple visitors reported their phones mysteriously disappearing without anyone noticing a thing.
But while officers were questioning people in the park, a raccoon suddenly ran up, grabbed a phone, and exposed itself as the real thief. After chasing it through the trees, police found a hidden stash of stolen phones tucked away in a raccoon’s hiding spot.
They later announced that anyone missing a phone in Central Park could check with the station to claim it.
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Weird that an “ally” would just turn on you.
Almost like she had evidence you’re a pedo.
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@PresidenciaCuba Hasan used too much power when trying to hook up a bunch of shock collars, just fyi!
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BREAKING: Cuba announces nationwide blackout.
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Jake 🔆 รีทวีตแล้ว
Asians don't even debate eachother they just post the results of battles nobody ever heard about to own eachother
indic mawnteé@indicmawntee
Turkroach talking shit about India 🥀
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@ContraPoints @LinkofSunshine Unironically yes, that had to be crazy seeing something that would be actual history go down on this site
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@Data_Jake19 @LinkofSunshine Yeah. I saw the inflight Justine Sacco AIDS tweet shaming go down live. Impressive, I know.
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@ContraPoints @LinkofSunshine Damn! You basically have been through all the eras of this site
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@Data_Jake19 @LinkofSunshine Since the Triassic square profile pics
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@ContraPoints @LinkofSunshine Having a Twitter account that old is like being one of those species that survived since the dinosaur era
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Jake 🔆 รีทวีตแล้ว
Rama Duwaji :
Dra. Vaira Singh al-Gaib M.D.@bellaxedward666
this making this picture x1000 funnier
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@cheer_wine Maybe the the literal definition of IQ, sure, but I definitely remember IQ being used as a shorthand for being smart or dumb
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Not really, most domestic animals are bigger(or fatter) than their wild ancestors
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the wild horse being smaller than the domesticated horse is a narrative violation and thematically very crucial
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