David Christensen

@elonmusk @RepJeffries My taxes should be prorated while you folks figure this out.

Objectively, the vast majority of Republican House members voted for the spending bill, but only 2 Democrats did. Therefore, if the government shuts down, it is obviously the fault of @RepJeffries and the Democratic Party. Plain & simple.

@MikeTyson Thank you Champ. Last night was huge for the sport, all because of you. I watched it from the first card with my son. We had a great time.

This is one of those situations when you lost but still won. I’m grateful for last night. No regrets to get in ring one last time. I almost died in June. Had 8 blood transfusions. Lost half my blood and 25lbs in hospital and had to fight to get healthy to fight so I won. To have my children see me stand toe to toe and finish 8 rounds with a talented fighter half my age in front of a packed Dallas Cowboy stadium is an experience that no man has the right to ask for. Thank you 🙏 #PaulTyson

@BehizyTweets @unusual_whales Did you not pay taxes under the Cheeto one? Asking for the IRS.

@unusual_whales They also tried to hack all Americans' bank accounts but stopped when they realized there was nothing to steal. No one has any money left under the Biden regime All our money is taxed & goes towards buying bombs for Ukraine and Israel

BREAKING: Hackers may have stolen the Social Security numbers of every American from National Public Data, around 2.9 billion records, per the LA Times

@dantypo It's almost like if healthcare is run by a corporation, they need to post a steady percentage increase over last quarter to be considered a successful business.

Since Barack Obama won election in 2008, health insurance premiums have doubled for single employees. Family plans have skyrocketed to almost $24,000, on average. The government breaks everything.

@FullNelsonVideo @RentonpdWA Well... Nothing was said about ages, which leads me to believe they are minors

@RentonpdWA Were they older than 10?

At 9:43, officers responded to an initial call of a possible bank robbery at 53 SW Sunset Blvd. When they arrived, officers learned it was an attempted carjacking. 5 suspects, at least one armed, fled the scene in a different vehicle at a high rate of speed.

@JonLowell5 @PuyallupPD It is fenced

@PuyallupPD If only there's a possibility of fencing off the area there

🚨HAPPENING NOW – Train v. Pedestrian Fatality   Officers are on scene of a Train vs. Pedestrian Fatality. Road closures are at N. Meridian, the Bypass,  and 4th/5th St NW railroad crossing. Please avoid the area. Updates to follow.

@petejonesintx @LeadingReport Trumps the one who printed all the money

BREAKING: Elon Musk says that there is either a “red wave” this November or America is doomed.

@ChuckCallesto First thing? "I don't know how vote reporting works"

What is the first thing that comes to mind when you see this?

@X_Planes @komonews Protest is not breaking the law.

@komonews What happened to giving orders to disperse? Water cannons? Paddy Wagons? Criminal charges? Why does WA state government hate its citizens and love law breakers?

#BREAKING: Protestors are blocking all lanes on 1st Avenue in Belltown as part of a demonstration. SDOT is asking people to use caution and alternative routes. komonews.com/news/local/pro…

@elonmusk How's Mars going?

@1RealGeoff @cnnbrk Yes "Follow me" round up all them sheeple.

@cnnbrk Of course. It’s never been more clear. Follow me if you agree.

Judge orders Trump and his companies to pay nearly $355 million in New York civil fraud case cnn.com/politics/live-…

@BrianWi48241633 @komonews Right, the country had all red house, senate and president for two years and got nothing done.

@komonews If Wa voted all red just one time, you would see a new i5 freeway in 10 months, no more traffic, tents gone from Seattle, thugs in jail, users in jail and Sober, crime way down, jobs added because no high tax on small businesses, Boeing coming back as HQ, jobs added, and safe

A brand new initiative filed in Seattle aims to tax the highest income earners to help pay for affordable housing. komonews.com/news/local/sea…

@wsdot Try "Fuck around and find out"

"Several feet of heavy snow and blizzard conditions." No amount of plowing is going to stop that so if traveling a pass tonight/tomorrow, again, I say "Several feet of heavy snow and blizzard conditions."

@ianmiles Yes, video taken out of context, that should settle any debate.

This is Milan. As European politicians continue to virtue signal by importing “refugees” en masse, the locals suffer. No one seems to care.

@CollinRugg @RedsRepair95 Redacted because the person is still alive and under investigation

@RedsRepair95 No clue.

JUST IN: A single name is redacted in a list of individuals who Ghislaine Maxwell allegedly directed underaged girls to have s*x with. Who is this person? The redacted name was next to former New Mexico governor Bill Richardson, billionaire hedge fund manager Glenn Dubin, Prince Andrew, model scout Jean-Luc Brunel and computer scientist Marvin Minsky. Release the name.

@WallStreetSilv I got a bone to pick with people who can't read menus.

Should a Subway sandwich cost $18.91 (plus tip)? People are shocked at how much fast food is costing these days. These places are pricing themselves out of their own markets. 🔊

@srecobo @USCGPacificNW Get bent boomer

#UPDATE #BreakingNews Hoist cam footage of the dog rescue yesterday from Ecola State Park. From the owner: "Leo stayed overnight at an emergency vet. He has a few cuts and bruises. All things considered, he is doing good. We are so thankful he is alive and expected to recover."

@HalfBaked802 @jasrifootball @nypost You say this like Joe Buck doesn't exist

@jasrifootball @nypost Cris Collinsworth needs to go next l

𝗥𝗘𝗣𝗢𝗥𝗧: Al Michaels is out of NBC’s NFL playoff coverage for this year, a move he wasn’t expecting, per @nypost “There has long been tension between Michaels and top NBC executives, though they have done their best to hide it from public view, even giving Michaels an emeritus title when he was replaced.” Read More Here: nypost.com/2023/12/12/spo…

@kentpd Who what WHERE and WHY TF?

UPDATE 1 NORTHBOUND LANE IS OPEN. ALL SOUTHBOUND LANES STILL CLOSED