Dave Gardner

@RobHendersonPH @araseb_ Damn it you beat me to it! Good job

@araseb_ Nothing good!

What's coming after artificial intelligence?

@araseb_ Would be awesome if your last name was “Connor”

@AlaskaAir here we are again, landed 20 minutes early on Alaska flight AS372 At midnight and there is a plane at the gate and we have to wait on the jetway. Alaska it’s midnight let us go home! You know there isn’t a flight taking off after midnight!

@Texas_Made67 Friday Night in Georgetown, just north of Austin.

Goodness I’d say we got some rain!! Y’all the measurement stops at 7”. It goes above that and runs out of tube.

@asiemer Look at you Andrew, been way too long!

You hit a bug. AI: "That wasn't in scope." Bro. You are the only one who has ever touched this codebase. 🔗 hubs.ly/Q04k02yB0 #AI #AIAgents #SoftwareDevelopment #GenAI

@Shopify y’all really need to get rid of that damn AI search in Shop App, it sucks!

@russellcrowe Another L for TMZ

Clickbait. Everybody got their autograph and selfie, the passage to the hotel was kept free for guests, and I still got to the airport on time. One man, no security. Handled. What’s your problem ?

@chrisharris904 @ATXVideos Idiot

DA Jose Garza: "We have been clear, if you pick up a gun, if you point it at another person, and you pull the trigger, you will be found, you will be arrested, and you will be held accountable." Meanwhile, three teenagers just terrorized Austin in a random shooting spree with stolen guns, stolen cars, hitting multiple spots across the city. Tough words. Will they mean anything? @ATXVideos @AustinJustice

Why don’t logistics companies automatically provide partial refunds when they fail their customers. USPS has sucked so badly paid extra for @FedEx 2 Day but they’re just as bad. Ugh

@ehexter Except the AI agents are like toddlers 🤣

ok. so running a dev team of AI Agents, it like walking in to help an existing team of humans. Need to make sure all the practices and guards are in place. At lest for applying AI to a legacy codebase.

I gotta say, I did not see that coming.

@ChrisCushman2 @CdnChange

Renew ‘Star Trek: Starfleet Academy’ for a third season - Sign the Petition! c.org/J6Y4Kv8CbD via @CdnChange

@TheTrekCentral Nope and not going to support that hideous show

🚨 BREAKING - Fan Petition To Renew #StarTrek: #StarfleetAcademy Gets 10K+ Signatures! As of this post, the petition to renew the recently cancelled live-action series for a 3rd season has passed 12,000 signatures on Change(dot)org! 🖖 Have You Signed it?

@AmericanAir Since you like to be a snarky AI.

@DavidMGardner The worst you say? We certainly don't think so! Join us in DMs with your confirmation code, and we'll have a quick look at your options.

Once again for 2 weeks in a row @AmericanAir has delayed my first flights by over two hours. The delay will cause me missing my connecting flight again. @AmericanAir is quickly becoming the worst airline in America.

@UziCryptoo I’ll take “shit that isn’t true” for 500 Alex

My friend is in corporate sales Makes $350k a year Chill schedule Boats every weekend Home for lunch and dinner daily Lots of family time Very little stress Sales careers are criminally underrated Why aren’t more people doing this?!

🚨BREAKING - Academy CANCELLED Sadly #StarfleetAcademy's next season will be its last, with the series now officially announced as cancelled at Paramount+ with Season 2's release date TBA. ⭐️Read Alex Kurtzman's letter to fans here: variety.com/2026/tv/news/s… #StarTrek

@Marlayna29 A.

Which of these destroys a marriage the most? A. Infidelity B. Financial problems C. Lack of commitment D. Constant arguing / Poor communication

@mistressdivy Green Day

What is the loudest concert you've attended?