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DelBoyHazard
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DelBoyHazard
@DelBoyHazard
Chelsea Arguing online for no reason Memes
เข้าร่วม Nisan 2023
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@shitpost_2049 White rum in the shower means you're closer to being a 50 year old divorced woman than a pirate
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NEW: Woman who downed 14 shots of tequila before falling on a Carnival cruise ship is set to receive $300,000 from Carnival.
45-year-old nurse, Diana Sanders, is getting the large sum of money after she blacked out and fell.
The lawsuit claims Sanders suffered "severe injuries, including, but not limited to, a concussion, headaches, a possible traumatic brain injury, back injuries, tailbone injuries, bruising, and other injuries."
Sanders blames the bartenders for serving her too much alcohol.
You have to be kidding me.
Source: Miami Herald
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@MpQ76 @Home_of_Fight Next time just say you've never trained for anything ever and leave
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@Home_of_Fight I mean he’s right lol cardio and stamina isn’t something you train you either have it or you don’t
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😳 Georges St-Pierre says cardio trainings are useless in MMA:
“I don’t really believe in cardio if you’re a combat athlete, I believe in efficiency.
Even if you’re in a better shape than me, but if I’m more efficient than you, you’ll get tired before me.
If you’re an athlete — efficiency is your number one goal. You focus on skill, technique and efficiency.”
(via @ThomasDeLauer)
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@visegrad24 What a weird coincidence
Almost like the old monopolised powerful industries are being expelled to make way for the new ones.
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@Courtne91162652 @collinstrajack @TheoVon @BusboysMovie Wasn't much better. Just less nuanced so easier for you to grasp.
Good for you.
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Yo @TheoVon I have a date on Friday and she is on the fence about @BusboysMovie after seeing the trailer. What do I? Thanks in advance. Praise God.
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@TheonrableMuntr @MattCas04807118 No way he doesn't get recalled as soon as old bill see this
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@MattCas04807118 I googled 'James Rowley Biker'. Just been released after six years of a nine year sentence for manslaughter. I expect he has got a job already and is now a pleasure to be walking among us.
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@Courtne91162652 @collinstrajack @TheoVon @BusboysMovie Humours hard for women
Don't worry we're used to it
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@DelBoyHazard @collinstrajack @TheoVon @BusboysMovie That was dumb but...I appreciate the effort at humor, I guess
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@DelBoyHazard @collinstrajack @TheoVon @BusboysMovie Probably. But I have fries and nuggets coming so, there's hope
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@Courtne91162652 @collinstrajack @TheoVon @BusboysMovie Good one
Great point, perfectly articulated.
Haven't you got some washing to do?
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@DelBoyHazard @collinstrajack @TheoVon @BusboysMovie That's MY POINT you retard
This is why you're single
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@FabrizioRomano They basically just stand in a field for 90 minutes
I can do that for much less money
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@Courtne91162652 @collinstrajack @TheoVon @BusboysMovie Yes. He asked someone else a question and you thought you should get involved with your 2 cents.
Typical.
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@DelBoyHazard @collinstrajack @TheoVon @BusboysMovie Because I'm a woman.
Jesus did you not learn anything from my reply?
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@DoddyLil56495 @AnDaghdha More than likely the middle easterners or romanians
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@Courtne91162652 @collinstrajack @TheoVon @BusboysMovie Why are you giving a serious answer as if he actually needs advice or gives a shit what you have to say. Are you Theo Von?
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Just tell her you've pre planned this great night and that you you'd love to take her if she wants to see it.
We don't actually wanna make major decisions.
We just want you to have a smart plan, reassure us that we're a central part of that plan, and that you've got us covered
And maybe offer to go get us some fries and nuggets when we're sad about something.
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@collinstrajack @TheoVon @BusboysMovie Tell her she will enjoy it and if she doesn't find another person for her next date
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@DiscussingFilm De Niro went too balls deep in retard politics for me to care about him anymore
Ariana became a zombie and let that bald headed bitch treat her like a rescue puppy
I still like Stiller but id rather watch another Dodgeball than another Focker
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