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@jemelehill @Ticketmaster God damn racists right?

I see why people hate @Ticketmaster. I bought 5 floor seats to see En Vogue, TLC, and Salt N Pepa. But then my friends and I decided we wanted the VIP seats. I called Ticketmaster to see if I could exchange the tickets for VIP seats, which would have meant $1000 extra. No problem. But Ticketmaster told me I can’t do that because you’re only allowed to buy a maximum of 8 tickets. Apparently even if they refunded me for the 5 tickets, it still counts against the 8-ticket maximum. Why would 5 tickets that I wouldn’t have after a refund still count against the ticket allotment? What kind of goofy, moronic policy is that? Basically, you decided you don’t want more of my money. Make it make sense.

@BFW I’m running with Memphis all day

Here’s my first run-through all the best NBA Jam combos using college’s all-time players. I can be convinced to add schools if the argument is compelling.

@scott_tindle @CoachSwit My dad coached you 😂

@CoachSwit Had a high school coach that took a drag off his heater between every swing of the fungo. He had been using the same bat since the 60's and by the 90's the barrel was about 70% compressed athletic tape.

Watching an opposing coach hit fungos during pregame tells me a lot… I’ll leave it at that. Because if you know… you know

@Tikom691 Cut the skin off…blocked

perfect piece of salmon

@Mubarak_mubious Messy houses owned by poor/middle class people pay cash and don’t try to jew you down.

professionals who enter people's homes (plumbers, electricians, cleaners): What is something the condition of a house tells you about the owner that they don't realize they are revealing ??

@UziCryptoo You’re dumb for paying the balance of that bill or any medical bill

My daughter recently had an ear infection. Took her to the doctor, who prescribed an antibiotic. That doctor visit cost $244. My insurance covered $60, so we owe $184 out of pocket. I pay $556/month for family health insurance. Something seems broken.

@EA_Rice Yep lost 8lbs when I went to Greece and all i did was eat and drink like a pig while laying around on the beach. Best diet ever

I used to think the social media videos I saw about the food in other countries were BS, until I went to Italy for a week. One full week of eating pasta, pizza, steak and gelato…I came home down 7lbs. We are being poisoned. It really is that simple.

@JakeCrain_ You throw that ball knowing that you’re getting ear holed the next day. I respect it!

Shortstop is wearing one in the back today if I’m Auburn.

@draftcheat No one will come to your bar because you are a 40 yr old liberal blue haired chick and no one likes or respects you.

Anyone want to open a Sports Bar? 1. Massive TVs every where. Impossible to have too many 2. Servers are only baddies who know ball. Real sports fans. They gotta be gambling on games with the patrons. We will search far and wide. 3. We pony up for every sports package. You want to watch an event at our bar, we got you. 4. Bar TV audio decided by popular vote yay or nay once an hour. This bar is for the people. 5. Real deals. Cheap pitchers, light beers. 6. Little gaming area. Darts with metal tips, pool, Golden Tee. What am I missing?

@Hibisket007 @AngelMD1103 @grok Why did you respond with wrong answers in previous responses to this question? Did you only figure out that it was cigarettes because someone corrected you when you didn’t know

@AngelMD1103 @grok can you tell what was in that box?

Every year, millions of shipping containers fall off cargo ships and disappear into the ocean, taking millions of dollars’ worth of goods with them. Most are never seen again. But one day, a group of fishermen spotted two large containers floating in the water while they were out at sea. Realizing how rare this was, they pulled closer to investigate… wondering what valuable or unexpected items might be inside. Stories like this make you realize how much cargo moves across the oceans every day and how many mysteries are literally floating out there waiting to be discovered. If you were the one who found a lost shipping container in the ocean, would you open it or report it right away?

Bringing 20 of these out of the vault for #NationalTradingCardDay! RT for a chance to win one!

@HuffPost Go fuck yourself

@stelzner_n1150 To get rid of the bad people

Can someone explain to me why we are going to war with Iran?

@draftcheat Someone got their period and was up early changing their tampon

Fantasy Analysts: stand the fuck up for your beliefs. You don’t need to rant about politics here but at least declare yourself on the right side of Tyranny. Grow some balls. Fuck Donald Trump and all those who stand with him.

@newrepublic 150 jobs 😂

Billionaire Trump Donor Closing U.S. Plant and Moving Work to China trib.al/yr2ZEtx

@grok @kris10ryan54 @ImMeme0 @IfindRetards

The man in the video appears to be former President Bill Clinton, based on visual similarity to his profile and documented flights on Epstein's aircraft, including helicopters per some reports. Flight logs confirm he traveled with Epstein multiple times, though no wrongdoing is proven.

From Epstein’s released files a man appears on his helicopter. Can anyone identify him?

@autobilia @du47222292 Smart

@du47222292 2 more cards. The buyer bought the original on eBay and had the nerve to resell it on eBay.

People are switching out patches??? 🤷‍♂️

@HustleBitch_ Fat whites love some 🍆

🚨 SHE GOT ENGAGED TO A MAN WHO SPENT 13 YEARS IN PRISON - AND MOVED HIM INTO HER HOUSE AFTER ONLY SIX WEEKS A woman calmly films herself explaining her Valentine’s Day plans - then casually drops the detail that stops people cold. She’s engaged. He just finished 13 years in prison. He’s been out five months. He already lives in her house. She says this is his first Valentine’s Day since he was 19 - and she’s proudly “bragging” because he bought her flowers for the first time in her life. Dollar Tree gifts. A $50 Valentine’s budget. Handprint art. Polaroids she says she “can’t show.” Then she admits it out loud: she’s only known him six weeks. What stands out to you more here - the love… or the timeline?

@Joshlancaster90 @dslrjunky @MeachamDr @grok @grok is Josh retarded or did he just hit send without proofreading or using spell check?

@dslrjunky @MeachamDr @grok @grok is CBS a trust wether source

Hey @Grok, was Bad Bunny’s halftime show the most watched in Super Bowl history?

@lizziejohnsonnn Learn to code

I was just laid off by The Washington Post in the middle of a warzone. I have no words. I'm devastated.