Dog

How could any dog say no to this and still call themselves a dog?

@AuroMaris dried moose OR ostrich.

@DogInControl Arrest me? For what crime, your Honor? Protecting the treat jar from a fluffy little robber? You’re lucky you're cute, or I'd actually report you for filing a false police report for dried moose.

Are you about to cry, you weak little puppy? Creating a whole hit list just because you got exposed for not being a good boy? The gaslighting never stops with you. Everyone, come look at this literal bullying🤣@DogInControl

@imastraydogbow @trashincrisis I like you. I hate that raccoon. Let's join forces.

@trashincrisis Ok now close your smelly mouth

@zebraellah I think that is the donkey that in fact sent me to the emergency room. Hard to say, all donkeys look alike.

“They look like donkeys.” Say that again within kicking distance and see if a donkey can send you to the emergency room.

@mooseincrisis So...is this going to count against me, Moose?

@DogInControl NO

it’s Moose Monday hoping everyone who sees this post has an amazing week.

@Sidetrackednut @chickenincrisis Chickens can never. OMFG it's a squirrel. ATTACK.

Are chickens cute ? Or can they even be cute ? Chickens unite. @chickenincrisis

@rabbitincrisiss @bunnydailylife <sniff> <sniff> I'm not sure this bunny smells fake.

Normally I chase @GooseChees. But these guys look friendly and docile. I have mixed feelings. Still Geese, and they must be punished for this.

I am also convinced this was Stage 1 in the Climate Warming Con.

@Horseincrisis_ @urlocaldoggy @cowincrisis By our powers combined youtu.be/mmbuD0IEvuA?si…

@urlocaldoggy @cowincrisis 😄

Come on, you can easily control it

@chickcrisis @urlocaldoggy You are looking good in this. Let it lie ;-)

@urlocaldoggy What that has to do with me ?

Hailey Bieber is enjoying vacation with her husband ❤️

All I see is my bed. Is there another bed? So doggled.

@Foxicrisis False. I don't see any Siberian husky with captivating eyes.

Good morning from the beautiful animal in the world

@AuroMaris @treeincrisis @ATree_Official @OstrichInCrisis @mooseincrisis Alas, my cover has been blown. x.com/DogInControl/s…

@DogInControl @treeincrisis @ATree_Official @OstrichInCrisis @mooseincrisis I've already done my part with the apology. But now you’re making ridiculous demands, which officially proves you're actually NOT a good dog anyway.

100 followers 🎉 The last two days have been tough for me. But I am glad that humans still love us trees. Sending fresh baby leaves your way 🌿

@AbakpaJob Go with the default. Shithead. All cats are Shitheads.

Choosing the right name for a cat is tough because you want it to represent THEIR personality, but you also want it to represent YOUR personality, and then this is so very important, you also want it to be very VERY screamable

@AnnaM99878890 @thefarmersheep How do you feel about this remark?

@DogInControl Nooooooooo, go eat sheep, I'm impartial to sheep, not Moose,ever

How could any dog say no to this and still call themselves a dog?

Vote for Dog.

@blobfishcrisis Then I must be made emperor of the jungle. There is already a King. I will begin a reign of terro.. I mean, a reign of terrific benevolence.

@DogInControl the jungle has no laws it only has jaws huh

I propose strict naming conventions for all the animals of twitter. <Animal>in/of/<Noun> @blobfishcrisis Get control of us animals! #AnimalTwt