Dyspeptic Codger

#SleekitSturgeon - GodEmpress to The Devout! Bringing you hits like: #TheBalmoralHotelIncident Ironing's a burden! #GuptaSmelterDeal 600mil on the line! #FerriesFiasco 400mil and counting! #MissingCOVIDfunds 1 Billion plus! #AttainmentGap "Judge me on education!!" #binstrikes

Is that right, aye?

@causticbob Mel C is still the hottest though.

30 years on, and the Spice Girls have really stood the test of time. They're still shit.

Trans healthcare is conversion therapy

Conversion therapy is torture and should be banned worldwide

@mshafiquk No it isn't.

This is on you.

If people have to pay reparations for slavery, the British could claim three and a half centuries colonisation by the Romans, and 300 years of colonisation by the French This would be profitable for us since we were slaves for much longer than our shameful Empire lasted It is a tribute to the foresightedness of the Muslims that, due to their practice of castrating all slaves, no candidates exist for reparations for their long periods of slavery

@HumzaYousaf @RupertLowe10 No, that'll be the rape gangs and the complicity of the community. I remember you said yourself the community had certain, hmmm... "issues", shall we say, that needed worked out, vis how young muslim men viewed the native women. I must find that clip. It *was* a while ago!

Hey @RupertLowe10 you blew the dog-whistle this week, and people have reacted exactly how you wanted them to. Over 4m Muslims in the UK, and you have made every single one of us a target. You should be utterly ashamed of yourself.

Two men went on violent knife rampages in Edinburgh this year, injuring multiple people. One is branded a terrorist and dominated headlines. The other was deemed mentally ill and quietly buried. Can you guess which is which?

Asda is going bust... stripped of its assets by Private Equity like BHS and Debenhams were. Now paying rent on assets it used to own... and interest on debts to fund it's own purchase. When will we ever learn.

@Davyjrob67 The SNP's failure in Aberdeen has nothing to do with the SNP themselves, of course. Fucking cretin.

You’ve got to feel for the good folks of the North East who voted Tory to save their industry The same Tories who’ve massacred most of industrial Scotland

@MasterMaliq GTFO

Non-Muslims, What goes through your mind when you hear the Muslim call to prayer at dawn? I'm genuinely curious.

@neceros @AngelicaDevine_ Blocking me won't change the fact he's a man, deary. Get over it.

@neceros @AngelicaDevine_ He's a man. Stop it.

Never understood why it’s deceptive to not tell my date that I’m trans 🏳️‍⚧️ I am a WOMAN! That’s all you need to know 🙄 And since when was it enforced to disclose private medical history? 💊

A Muslim woman approached a French couple, asking if they’d consider converting to Islam. Their response: “You look like a ghost. There are 49 Muslim countries, why did you choose France? We do not want you here. We respect other countries’ customs, why can’t you respect ours?”

Mawe has been called to jury service. Mawe is 88 years of age She must respond to the letter using 1. The QR code OR 2. Going to a website. She is 88 years old. How is this *inclusive*?

@AngelicaDevine_ Because, in your case, the claim "I'm a woman" is a patent lie. Hope that helps.

No online banking? Fine. Hello cash, silver and gold. No online shopping? Fine. Hello markets, local shops and buying directly from people. No Amazon? Fine. Hello car boot sales and independent businesses. No social media? Fine. Hello real conversations and community notice boards. No food deliveries? Fine. Hello home cooking and trading eggs for vegetables with the neighbour. No Uber? Fine. Hello lifts from friends and sharing journeys. No Netflix? Fine. Hello DVDs, board games and evenings around the table. No WhatsApp? Fine. Hello landlines, handwritten letters and knocking on your mate’s door. No online dating? Fine. Hello actually meeting people. No online marketplaces? Fine. Hello swap shops and bartering. No Deliveroo? Fine. Hello supporting local cafés. No loyalty apps? Fine. Hello paying with cash and leaving no digital trail. No online schools? Fine. Hello community teaching and home education. No smart devices? Fine. Hello watches that tell the time and phones that only make calls. No facial recognition? Fine. Hello privacy. No digital identity? Fine. Hello Nokia 3210s, paper maps, pen pals, cash in your pocket, neighbours who know your name, children playing outside, local communities and a life that doesn’t require permission from an app. Funny how what some people call “going backwards” sounds suspiciously like how millions of us grew up. Bring it on.

I’m at Norwich Crown Court today where I’m covering the 7 Afghan national ‘refugees’ who came to Britain and started a grooming gang here in Norwich. Today’s the start of the court and I’ll be covering this and future cases.

Japan's Imam Council is asking Japanese society for "calm and fair dialogue." 🔴 France listened - now it has no-go zones. 🔴 England listened - now it has grooming gangs and sharia courts operating in its cities. 🔴 Sweden listened - now it is the rape capital of Europe. Japan is being asked to open its doors, and the moment a civic group tried to have an honest conversation, the Imam Council refused their mail and sent it back unopened. Japan - you are watching Europe's future play out in real time. Do not repeat its mistakes.