EB Trojans Football

It’s ok to say you became a teacher so that you could coach.

WTF? If you drink a lot of water, you will pee it out. That's what your kidneys do (speaking as a kidney specialist). I drink plain water (yes, without salt) almost every day of my life, as did virtually all humans for the last, say, million years. No, I am not worried about 'dehydrating' myself by drinking water. 🙄

A simulation of a grain elevator explosion. The fire is created when air is pumped into the 'elevator,' blowing lycopodium powder (like grain dust) into the air. There is a lit candle in the can. Scale this up = big problem.

Random student question: "Mr. Hollis, could you die from eating too many cough drops?" We used Merck to look up LD50rats menthol. Rats are not humans, but gives us approximation. It would take 200ish bags in one sitting to reach LD50 for a 100kg 'person.' I think we are safe.

Working for free two months out of the year doesn’t seem like something that would be asked, but that’s exactly what four area school districts expect from their head football coaches each summer.