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Wanted to put both playlists in one post and pin it, so as they don’t get lost
Twitter Playlist youtube.com/playlist?list=… via @YouTube
Twitter Playlist B Side
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John William Breitzman
12.3K posts
John William Breitzman
@EatThisLLC
I have faith I am finding the audience I seek
เข้าร่วม Temmuz 2022
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@Cristin__black Hey baby 😘🍑
I talked to Kate about the yoga pants
I think I got a shot
Imma show you my snare drum tight booty as soon as @fabletics_men sends me some new gear so I don’t have to do planks in pajamas like Hugh wants me to do🙄🤷♂️
do you want lamb 🐑 chops for dinner tonight?
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'already there’; a story about my summer working in a restaurant and it's out thursday.
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@LindseyStirling Honey If you’re not too busy, would you take me to the doctor?
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@PlanetTyrus Tyrus….help me please
the last guy who tried to heal me wasn’t Giant enough…do you got the magic?✨please if you got it…I asked Iris to check the tm:rw store to see if Shaq was available
Tyrus✨use your magic✨like John Coffee—if you gotta kiss me like he does🥴it’s ok 😆
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Mania moment complete
OutKick@Outkick
"Manhood Is Under ATTACK!" Why Donald Trump Keeps Fighting For America🇺🇸 Maintaining with Tyrus with @PlanetTyrus and @realDonaldTrump (00:00) - Why You Fight The Way You Fight (03:15) - Enemy From Within (04:35) - America Is Mislead - Trump Helps The People (06:50) - Manhood & Religion Is Under Attack (10:56) - The Moment You Stood Up (12:05) - New Policies For Those Who Serve? (15:46) - Our Banks Are Safer Than Our Schools (18:00) - Tiny Invention That Can Save Millions! (22:31) - Importance Of This Election (23:55) - Trump's Biggest Influence
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#ProductRecall Generac Gas-Powered Portable Generators
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@RealHughJackman @SonyPicturesUK I was just talking to Dua and Rina about Samuel Beckett and constipation too 🎭
— Hugh I don’t think my kidney’s can process any of that 🫣
do you know Krapp’s Last Tape ?
It’s begging for a contemporary retelling in the influencer era
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here is my 2024 resume
I need a job so I can get health care insurance and find out what is actually wrong with my dick😆sorry it’s so long🫣…the resume😂not the dick
for the 2024 - now addendum
I’ve just been fucking around here on social media…trying to write a love story
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John William Breitzman รีทวีตแล้ว
the screen we all look at…
is a door
not a wall
do not hide behind it
open it
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@VancityReynolds @Wrexham_AFC @Ancestry Guys,
I would love to work on my ancestry too😁can you help me fix my dick?😆I’ll make a family tree for you🤷♂️🥖whatever you guys want 🫣🫶
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I don’t get a lot of impressions
but I get more than this 🤣
you’re proving my point 🫣
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I really want the story of my time here to be a fun Rom Com— it doesn’t need to be a poignant referendum on how fake and stupid all of social media is…
I do not need to tamper with your fragile ecosystem— I can just make people laugh and a little more happy if you just let me🤷♂️
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@shakira I forbid it too 😆 no funny casting 🎥
God is Great 😍🐺🐾
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Fuck 🫣
sorry I turned Karen today guys
all the Lowe’s delivery guys were cool
and obviously Tasha is so so cool 🥹
I just felt stuck
nothing was getting accomplished
🫶 sorry
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@Lowes Fuck you
How are you going to help?
Can you give me back my time?
New Jersey
Breitzman
delivery date yesterday
Figure it out
One machine arrived not in a box? 📦
as shown in the video….
Is it a floor model? 🥴🤷♂️
we paid a new one…
I’m calling you Maggie from now on😁
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@EatThisLLC Thank you for taking the time to let us know this. We always want to hear about customers’ experiences, so we can make sure the right Lowe’s team can respond appropriately. Can you send us a DM with the name on the order, phone number, email, order number, and store location (if purchased in store), so we can help, John?
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If you have been following my laundry 🧺 appliance replacement saga…😆
we should have a conclusion today
a new washer and dryer—
matching stackable units
should be arriving separately🙄 today
and the second set of delivery people should be connecting & stacking them properly
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this just happened when I opened instagram 🥳🎉 I’m now eligible to use the paid partner label and to partner with brands💰
😁🕺🪩
there are currently no projects in the Discover Projects 📁🥴
I picked all the preferred brands that they suggested and made my creator portfolio
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