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@TheWereDrunk @Susanoda1 Same with being dumb. It cost you nothing.

@Susanoda1 Verás, primero que todo, veo a las mujeres como más que agujeros para poner allí partes de mi cuerpo. Segundo, todos estamos viviendo batallas que otros no conocen, tal vez ella necesitaba un pequeño empujón de autoestima. Ser cortés no me costaba nada.

Les voy a ser sincera, una vez me pasó, al llegar la pelada pesaba más de 100 kilos fácil. Pero mi padre me enseñó todo lo de caballerosidad: Me presenté, hice la cita agradable, me aseguré que llegara a casa a salvo y luego le dije que no éramos compatibles. No es tan difícil.

@Gokurengoku @AlanRenner7 Everyone knew Vitinha , neves and Pacho. Psg do not buy bums.

@AlanRenner7 Only readymade player he probably got is like kvara, no one knew who pacho, neves or vitinha was before Enrique.

Luis Enrique built the current PSG project from scratch, he kicked out Neymar and forced the team to play better without Mbappe knowing he was gonna leave, he then brought in Pacho whom he turned into one of the best CBs, brought in Joao Neves whom he turned into one of the best midfielders itw and also brought in Doue, whom he turned into a fantastic player who also won the golden boy and UCL YPOTS getting 3 G/A in a UCL final, and that’s on top of reaching the UCL semis in his first season, winning it in his second season, and is back in the semis in his 3rd season. But yes Enrique doesn’t build anything from scratch, shut the fuck up.

@cryptogems555 @grok @BitcoinPulseX @grok I need this to remain alive.

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@simonsquibb To produce inspiring movies and stories that will help in making society better. Also going from school to school with impacting plays of transformation. Please 2k dols can fund this dream while we make the world a better place. Thank you Simon.

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@tchaloyi I had an experience where an old classmate invited me to his place in lekki. We were close. Man was from a poor home and was off social media for a long time. He looked made.Guy i had not spoken to for over 12 years invited me to come flex. My spirit rejected the signal straight.

This is a very painful story. I read this write-up and watched the entire video. Let me tell you what nobody is saying. This was not just greed. These boys watched him, studied him and tracked his movements. They planned it like a business, then they tied him up, filmed him, strangled him, and dumped his body in the bush like trash. One of them sat in the same classroom with Thompson years ago. Probably played together, shared lunch and copied homework. What changed? The world changed him. He stopped seeing Thompson as a friend. He saw N150 million walking. The person you knew five years ago is not the same today. People change rapidly. Sometimes violently. That childhood friend might be watching your life now, not because they miss you, but because they are calculating what they can take. Nostalgia is not protection. Shared history does not guarantee loyalty. Have this in mind ALWAYS. Look at how we celebrate people. A 22 y/o buys a house in Lekki. We do not ask questions. We clap and say it's grace. Some even "tap into the grace". A boy who could not afford school fees drives a G-Wagon suddenly. We call him smart and wish for his kind of grace. Some parents do it too. Comparing their children to others who made money through fraud. The child hears that and thinks his parents do not care how he gets it. They just want it. So he looks for shortcuts. And those shortcuts lead to dark places. Thompson's killers saw him as a shortcut. Not a friend. Just N150 million walking freely. This is what happens when society prioritises money above all else. When we celebrate wealth without questioning its source. When we make young people feel like failures for not being rich at 25. These boys killed their friend because they learned his life was worth less than money. Guess what? They learned that from society. From whom we celebrate and from what we reward. Thompson is gone. His killers will rot in jail perhaps. For what? N150 million they never touched. If you are reconnecting with old friends, be smart. Do not share too much. And be careful where you meet. People change. If you are desperate for money, no shortcut ends well. Work, build and struggle. But stay alive. Stay free. Stay human please 🙏🏽 May Thompson rest in peace. INALEGWU.

@MrBeast Please, help. Do not like

If this tweet has exactly 1 like in 24 hours I’ll give that person $1,000,000

@Faebs85 @DevilTalkMUFC Wow Luck luck luck. Can you not see that you are nagging?

@DevilTalkMUFC carrick literally gets outclassed every week, except when being the underdog. a lucky draw against west ham, a lucky win against everton, horrible against leeds. he got outclassed by eddie howe and a 10 men newcastle team. he got outclassed by rosenior and they won by pure luck

I’m torn by this On one hand Iraola is a superb manager and has been excellent for Bournemouth but was outclassed by Carrick last month and it was only dodgy VAR calls that stopped United winning comfortably But how much does that come down to personnel? I’m just not sure

@tweetystee @DefiledGod @mufcytp 6th that was closer to 10th than to fifth.

@DefiledGod @mufcytp United were 6th when Amorin left 😭 Spurs are 17th 😭 Chelsea 9th 😭

🎙️ Jamie Carragher earlier this season: “My top six this season will be: Liverpool top of the league, I’ll go Arsenal second, I’ll go Man City third, I’ll go Chelsea fourth, I’ll go Tottenham fifth, Newcastle sixth.” Reporter: “Where is United?” Carragher: “I think United will finish ninth.” 😂

@cityh_unter Gpt

Let’s get the facts straight about Cristiano Ronaldo and his teammates . No noise, just numbers. Bruno Fernandes has played roughly 70 matches alongside Ronaldo (about 40 at club level with Manchester United and 30 with Portugal national team). In that time, he’s provided 8 assists , 6 at club level and 2 internationally. Now compare that with Karim Benzema, who remains Ronaldo’s top provider with 47 assists across about 350 games at Real Madrid. Yes, he leads the numbers and fairly so, considering the sheer volume of matches played together. Then you have Toni Kroos (20 assists in ~150 games) and Luka Modrić (15 in ~220 games), both elite midfield creators who operated in a highly structured and dominant Madrid side. Now, bring in efficiency — assists per game: • Benzema → ~0.13 (1 every 7–8 games)
• Kroos → ~0.12–0.13 (1 every 7–8 games)
• Bruno → ~0.11 (1 every 9–10 games)
• Modrić → ~0.07 (1 every 13–14 games) So when you actually break it down, Bruno is not far off at all — despite a much smaller sample size. And context matters. Benzema, Kroos, and Modrić all played with Ronaldo during his peak years in a dominant, well-balanced Madrid team. Bruno, on the other hand, linked up with a later-stage Ronaldo in a far less stable setup, with constant tactical and structural issues. So before dismissing the comparison, it’s worth looking at both the numbers and the conditions behind them. Stats tell part of the story , context completes it. Some times you need to keep quiet . It is not longer funny anymore

@AkinnolaAhmed @Only1Etubo The post is not about "bad fathers". But good connection and bond with children.

@Only1Etubo So not all fathers that aren't "physically present" are bad fathers

I have tweeted this a few times, and I will tweet it again. Firstly, we cannot say they didn’t build or buy a house for their fathers just because it wasn’t posted online. Secondly, if they didn’t, there must be a story behind it. Lastly, and most importantly, we men underestimate the importance of bonding, showing up, and emotionally supporting our kids. We act like these things aren’t as important as providing. Many men don’t even try at all. no bond, no emotional support, and just providing. Do you know why many men are quick to disown their kids? It’s because there is no bond. We see it online all the time: a video of kids making mistakes, and men commenting, “If any of my kids try this, I will disown them.” That easy? The first thing that comes to your mind is to disown them? I changed so many diapers, soothed their sickness, and endured every tantrum, and you just want me to disown my kids? Many men see kids as people they only need to provide for. If all you do is provide, while the mother does the showing up, emotional support, and bonding, then when the kids grow up and it’s time to give back, they will do the same. Not because they are bad kids, but because that’s what they learned. They will celebrate their mother more. They will talk to her more. Meanwhile, you as the father who only provided, will only receive financial gestures and gifts. You will be taken care of. They will like post their mom and rarely post you. Ask people who openly celebrate their dads if all he did was provide. But if you never celebrated them when they were young, why should they celebrate you? You can’t expect them to miraculously create a bond you never built. If you’re lucky, your kids may unlearn that pattern and try to build a relationship with you, but it will be difficult, because they were raised with, “As a father, it’s my way or the highway.” I work 12 to 16 hours sometimes, and my daughter has a game right after that. I get tired, really tired, but I still show up. And many times, when I get there, the smile that lights up her face when she spots me in the crowd is priceless. I love seeing that. Do you think I always have the strength to go to parks, birthday parties, pools, and watch her play sports? Sometimes I want to rest, but I still try. And whenever I can’t make it, I communicate that with her. I don’t just fail to show up. I explain and give her reasons. So, my brothers, providing for your family and being emotionally present aren’t mutually exclusive. Try. Otherwise, when you are down, your kids won’t be beside you on your deathbed, but they will make sure you d*e comfortably.

@ad_igp @persecondnewsng So rich people do not kidnap fellow rich people ?

@persecondnewsng Now imagine, if some rich people don’t want their kids associate themselves with poor and desperate people, you may think they are overreacting.

17-year-old boy k!Iled by former classmate and friend after he was kidnapped for ransom The suspects identified as Elijah Emmanuel, 23, and Tony Ogenata, 21 lured Thompson Adams Omokafe to their apartment, where they strang|€d him and later dumped the body in a canal in Awoyaya, Ibeju-Lekki before escaping to Ikorodu where they were eventually arrested. They initially demanded N150,000,000 as ransom from the victim’s family but ended up getting N200,000. The family said their son’s traumatic d3ath and the profound impact it has had on the whole family is one no other family should ever have to endure. #nigerianews #naijanews #lagos

@ChopstixYg @TeleFootball @JBurtTelegraph Farmers League second.

@TeleFootball @JBurtTelegraph When OGS we finished 2nd what kind of Repeat are they wary of huh ?

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Iraola emerges as strongest candidate to rival Carrick for next Man Utd head coach 😬 United wary of Solskjaer repeat 🍒 Iraola admired for Bournemouth work 🇪🇺 UCL qualification will intensify Carrick support @JBurtTelegraph has more ⤵️ telegraph.co.uk/football/2026/…

@Okizle Yes. Blame the U.S.

You guys remember when USA made a big show of helping Nigeria fight terrorists? They ran a stupid propaganda, flew a few ISR sorties, dropped 2 misplaced bombs on vacant targets and celebrated it on CNN. Since then, we have lost at least 3 very senior military men and the terrorists only seem stronger with more kidnaps and what have you. Useless lot.

@footballontnt Someone said they will release a useless stat for Rice today and they did not dissapoint. Bullocks.

Declan Rice completed 83 passes vs Atlético Madrid, the second-most by an English midfielder in a Champions League semi-final since records started (2003-04) 🪄

@NoushardMUFC Carricks only job as interim is to take the champions league spot. He has done his job. Every other metrics should be discussed in your family meeting.

Ruben Amorim had us comfortably leading these metrics earlier this season. We were top in xA, shots on target, total shots, and more. Since the shift to Carrick’s style, that’s dropped off badly. Right now, we’re not leading in anything. If anything, the performances have declined across the board. The worrying part is the results don’t even reflect how poor the football has been. We’ve been getting away with it.

@PiousMu @NoushardMUFC Lol. Have a style in the middle of the season. Carrick just got here. His job is to get United to the Champions league position which he has done with perfection. His style will be put on display during pre season if he is given the job. Do not judge his style yet. Job done.

@NoushardMUFC You’re wrong to say we aren’t leading in anything-we’re top on points per game. If you could blend Carrick & Amorim, you’d get a top manager. Rúben Amorim has the style but no results; Michael Carrick has the results but no style. Sadly, Manchester United doesn’t deserve either!

SON SELLING RUGS UPDATE: It worked 🚘

@babstech_ @Wizarab10 @_belikebaddy @the_beardedsina Who be this?

@Wizarab10 @_belikebaddy @the_beardedsina Baddy if Twitter people refused to complete the money

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@Gidi_Traffic Women do not mean what they say.

“You will provide and I still won’t submit” The paradox of wanting traditional, but refusing to be traditional ✍🏿