Egyptoid, Minister w/o Portfolio

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@iowahawkblog David has obviously never been to the estuaries and swamps around Williamsburg Virginia.

Don't give that "heat index" bullshit. When it's 91 degrees it doesn't "feel like" 115, or whatever, it literally feels like 91 degrees because THAT'S WHAT THE ACTUAL TEMPERATURE IS

@askaya cool, cool. so can you print me a license that says local cops have to go along with my choice activities ?

Why, as a White person, are you not absolutely outraged at what’s going on with White people all over the world? STOP BEING WEAK

@DAKKADAKKA1 she's not ugly. but she is sigma mid, as the middle schoolers would say.

Legitimately the ugliest woman in Hollywood.

@Marky_X_ Port of Gradsul, Keoland, Greyhawk

Daily reminder that people used to build entire worlds on their kitchen tables and call it a Tuesday night.

Which liqueur would you gift your Dungeon Master this coming holiday season ? (DnD, TTRPG, GYGAX)

@DrunkRepub this is an old meme time to update it with JOE FREAKIN BIDEN who should I replace with JOE ? - Anthony Weiner - Eliot Spitzer - probably Bob Filner Clinton stays, he belongs on Dirt Mountain.

@DrunkRepub we could carve his look on a mountain

It’s crazy for me to say this but I think the best President between Reagan and Trump was likely Bill Clinton. Low bar, I know.

@yunamorichan avoid ethnic sub-groups

Americans… what’s one thing I should know before I embarrass myself here?

@mask_bastard was this photo snapped at a funeral ? that would tell a Larry Cable Guy kind of story....

women have no idea this is what men find attractive

@SGTWipper1Each TECH SUPPORT

If you had never joined the Military, where do you think you'd be today?

@Jringo1508 well I for one would welcome our new kzinti overlords

@Egyptoid I think that series is more or less done.

It's a good sign when you're editing and rechaptering a book and you just end up reading it instead. Sigh. My eyes are gone but that was a fun read. Now on to the sequel... Wait. I have to go back and rechapter... Well, I'm sure the sequel needs editing as well!

USPS issues new semiquincentennial stamps celebrating Pop Culture

@dumbsillymfer @Truman0328 @CincinnatiNews_ Are you on fent, crack, or meth ?

@Truman0328 @CincinnatiNews_ Crime rates have declined consistently year by year in Cincinnati over the last 2 decades

Yes, the state of Ohio can overrule home rule in local jurisdictions, but only under specific legal conditions. BTW, the county prosecutor was a Republican -- Joe Deters -- until recently.

USPS issues new semiquincentennial stamps celebrating body positivity

@TiffinOhioNews and in other news, recent rains left corn fields quite wet.

92% of registered voters across party lines told a Brennan Center poll corruption pervades every level of government — including 83% of Republicans who agreed it "benefits billionaires and big corporations at the expense of the American people." Read more: s.tiffinohio.net/LvL9GVV

@Local12 who's wrong ? who's right ? an old woman with no friends; no family, no church group ? how did she get like that ? I have a theory but you're not gonna like it at all.

A 79-year-old retired nurse in Ohio could face jail time after her city said she failed to maintain her property and trim her trees: bit.ly/3QMbPgJ

Why isn’t Fauci behind bars?

The ugly, brutalist architecture is a perfect reflection of Obama's presidency. To destroy a nation, denigrate the people’s history, undermine its culture, and build new temples that are grotesque and hideous so the people come to despise their own cities.

My very first morning filming Detention in LA, which was supposed to be an $800k shoot, Iatse showed up with a ballot box and said the crew was going to "vote" to turn it union or I get shut down. I had no choice but to flip it and spent the rest of the shoot scrambling to find money every three days. After it was done, my own DGA union kept sending me bills to pay for fines on a movie I spent my own money on. Of course all this expanded my budget which then put me in another tier of SAG which then increased the budget again. It was an endless union squeeze that kept pushing the budget up, with me holding the bill. As they say in Goodfellas, Fuck You Pay Me.