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Brendan
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Brendan
@EllipticalMan
Ready for it all to be over.
California เข้าร่วม Mayıs 2011
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@AlyssaMaria - Oh no! This is so sad. Johnny, you might have cancer.
- Really? (fighting tears)
- No, just messing with you because you're a Penguins fan.
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I work 12 hours today.
My first patient in my first hour was a penguins fans. I need to go home.
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@mysteriouskat Blue.
The guilt over having offed 49.9% of the world's population would be too much.
Also, my life isn't that great.
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@RhonnMarney @GillianHTurner @RonnieRustbelt @FoxNews @JessicaTarlov Isn't it, though?
If her harshest critics are morons...
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I’m going to turn off @FoxNews any time @GillianHTurner or @JessicaTarlov are on. They’re both so terrible.
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Porter acted offended when she was interrupted, then she interrupted Steyer. 🙄
#CaliforniaGovernorDebate
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@jasonc_nc Why are you pushing whole milk when there's nonfat and low-fat, and whatever skim is?
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Hi. Restaurant and coffee shop owner here.
Almond milk runs 2.2x the cost of whole milk.
Oat milk is 2.4x, macadamia is 4x and soy is ~2x.
We charge more because it costs us more, not because all of us are engaged in a rightwing plot against people who prefer alternatives.
Daniel Aldana Cohen@aldatweets
It’s just incredibly rightwing and wrong. And while we’re at it, oat milk tastes good. But compared to soy, its such a scam.
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@ActwithAlison An imaginary realm created to keep the peasants in line.
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how would you define hell?
(sorry, not giving any hints)
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Brendan รีทวีตแล้ว
Did you know between 1957 and 1976, there was a regular bus service between London and Calcutta, India.The 32,000km, 50 day, 2-way bus route is the longest in the world.
The bus had sleeping bunks and even a kitchen! For just £145, you get to travel with food & accomodation. The bus would stop at attractions and for shopping in Vienna, Istanbul & Iran
The bus ride took passengers from England to Belgium, West Germany, Austria, Yugoslavia, Bulgaria, Turkey, Iran, Afghanistan, Pakistan and Northern India.
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@mharlowwrites When the Starbucks barista calls Moby a dick.
(And people wonder why I'm not a published author.)
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Writers! What’s one scene in your book you think about constantly?
Not the most important one…
Just the one that lives in your head rent-free.
Mine is a courtroom scene that hurts in the best way.
#writingcommunity #writer #writing #romance #romanticsuspense #romancebooks
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Brendan รีทวีตแล้ว
FT: The acting US ambassador to Ukraine will depart Kyiv in the coming weeks…Julie Davis, who has served as temporary chargé d’affaires at the US embassy in Kyiv since May last year, has grown frustrated with her role amid differences with President Trump over his dwindling support for Ukraine, said three people familiar with her decision.
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Did they expect her to arrive in a house coat and slippers?
Page Six@PageSix
Carol Burnett dresses up to celebrate 93rd birthday at Montecito hotspot trib.al/DSYCLXd
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What should my daughter get me for Mother’s Day? (Aka what should I buy myself for Mother’s Day?)
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@kurtbardella @PartyLinesPod How many would say "stolen" if "unfair" is an option?
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How many Republicans believe the 2020 election was “stolen” …
@PartyLinesPod #PartyLines
Erin Maguire@Erinmaguire
This stat is absolutely insane. 46% of Dems polled believe "the assassination attempt against Donald Trump in July 2024 was orchestrated by his supporters to increase sympathy for him." Almost half of the Democratic party has fully checked out of reality.
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@sircalebhammer Chernobyl, Three Mile Island, Fukushima, China Syndrome, nuclear waste.
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Wait. Fuck. I don’t want to fuel the gender wars, but how is anyone possibly against nuclear power in the year of 2026??
Tom Chivers@TomChivers
This seems really bad and I don't know what to do about it: not so much the differences in political attitudes, that's fine, but there's a strong gender divide in belief on straightforward factual questions like "is nuclear energy low-carbon?" yougov.com/en-gb/articles…
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@juzztjess I'm not a Trumper, but I'm also not a left-wing nut job. So I'll get away from you anyway.
Enjoy your bubble.
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why are there trumpers in the replies to this GET AWAY FROM MEEEEEEE
j ‧₊˚ ✧.* ‧ ˘͈ᵕ˘͈@juzztjess
wasn’t gonna drink today but my baseball team is 9-19 and nobody has lost their job yet
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Finally got a call with my tax guy who was so nice and helpful and as punishment for getting back to me late I asked him a lot of really stupid questions about taxes.
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Another post about ending taxes with no explanation of how he's going to replace that revenue.
How is this different from Mamdani?
Steve Hilton@SteveHiltonx
Imagine keeping every dollar you earn up to $100,000 with no state income tax. No tax on tips for servers, bartenders, and service workers. I’m ending the unfair $800 minimum tax on small businesses—even in tough years with zero profit. Above $100k, a simple flat 7.5% rate—no complicated brackets, just straightforward and predictable. This is about giving working Californians and entrepreneurs real breathing room so raises feel like raises, starting a business isn’t a trap, and getting ahead becomes possible again. California has amazing people and potential—we just need a fair tax system that rewards work, supports small businesses, and makes our state affordable and full of opportunity once more. stevehiltonforgovernor.com/policy/a-calif…
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Do you support government officials "advising" Twitter and other social media platforms to take down content that deemed harmful or disinformation?
Do you support Trump calling for the firing of Kimmel?
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Brendan รีทวีตแล้ว
Bandit is now our current longest resident! 🥺 This handsome 3.5-yr-old Terrier mix is a happy, outgoing pup who loves meeting new friends & playing with toys. 🥎❤️ He’s full of energy & would thrive with adopters who can match his enthusiasm and keep him active.😊
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