The Rule-Smashing Pun Machine

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The Rule-Smashing Pun Machine

@ErectForEla

Hahaha! Did you work in a zoo? Because that's one huge pile of shit you're pushing around!

Seraphine Mid Advocate เข้าร่วม Mart 2018

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The Rule-Smashing Pun Machine@ErectForEla·14 May

They planned to reuse Dragomir…. THEY PLANNED TO REUSE MY BOY AND THE GAME GOT CANCELLED NAH EA YOU FUCKERS

Kaiser@VonKaiser

It’s been years since I wrote this, so there were a lot of fun surprises to re-discover. Apparently we were designing a grappling hook mechanic? Also we planned to reuse Dragomir and Svetlana (@wheelofwoe)

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The Rule-Smashing Pun Machine@ErectForEla·1d

@Chikenqwq I don’t think you could possibly put together two fanbases with less in common than those two.

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Chiken@Chikenqwq·1d

So whens the overwatch ba collab

오버워치@OverwatchKR

오버워치가 한국에서 넥슨과 함께하는 새로운 장을 맞이합니다. blizz.ly/4slEaaB

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The Rule-Smashing Pun Machine@ErectForEla·3d

@Kabukimononoke @tachibanakasum1 @KoeiTecmoUS Classic respond and block tactic of course, and making sure to put words into my mouth I never said. Anyway it has already happened just look at the Fire Emblem franchise.

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@Kabukimononoke @tachibanakasum1 @KoeiTecmoUS It’s about the principle, I have never and will never play these games but censorship is simply unacceptable. If any time something gets censored the response is “eh not for me so i don’t care” then eventually something you do care about will get censored.

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KOEI TECMO AMERICA@KoeiTecmoUS·4d

BLUE REFLECTION Quartet combines all four titles in the fan-favorite franchise into one magical package. BLUE REFLECTION Quartet will be available digitally July 30, 2026 on PlayStation®5, Nintendo Switch 2, Nintendo Switch, and Windows PC via Steam®. #BlueReflectionQuartet

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The Rule-Smashing Pun Machine@ErectForEla·4d

@izanagi2345 @yamilVII @flowerinknight Yes but this is fiction. We can’t seriously sit here and pretend like incest is worse than murder and genocide on the morals scale but we’re fine with those because we understand it’s not real.

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Izanagi@izanagi2345·4d

@yamilVII @flowerinknight Having sex with a family member is kinda the not moral part about it and people not knowing they are related doesnt make it for justifiable I guarantee you that if they did find that out they would be throwing up at the thought of having sex with a family member

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Flowering Knight@flowerinknight·4d

"This Japanese fighting game is awfully Japanese, please make it more Western" *game gets changed* *doesn't play it and moves on*

TAKA-nakayama@takaNakayama

We apologize for any confusion that recent topics regarding Alex's story may have caused. While we have not changed the characters’ backstories,after internal review by the development team, we plan to revise certain text passages that may have been misleading in the near future. Additionally, we have published a supplementary episode on “Buckler’s Boot Camp” to provide further insight into the characters’ emotions and backstories. streetfighter.com/6/column/detai…

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The Rule-Smashing Pun Machine@ErectForEla·4d

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO IT WAS HILARIOUS CAPCOM WHYYYYYYY

IGN@IGN

Capcom has apologized for Street Fighter 6's Alex and Patricia "incest" controversy, and announced a patch is on the way. bit.ly/4bLlsTk

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The Rule-Smashing Pun Machine@ErectForEla·5d

@LookAtMyMeat1 It’s almost like there is also a difference between just calling someone a retard for being a dumbass and walking up to someone with Down syndrome and deliberately demeaning them with it.

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Johann@LookAtMyMeat1·6d

Retard becoming a slur has to be the most retarded thing to happen recently

bloom 𖧧@bloomjpg

Fanfan calls the Marvel Rivals community "absolute r*tards" after backlash over using the R-word "This is why I don't stream the game, the community is awful.. Another comment said I never talk about what's going on in the country.. B*tch, I don't care"

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癒しの動物@animalkyat·6d

お客様！？！？

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The Rule-Smashing Pun Machine@ErectForEla·21 Mar

@TopG1765830 @MercyXIII @RivalsAssembled You have to opt into seeing NSFW mods on Nexusmods, they don't show by default...

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Ark@TopG1765830·21 Mar

@MercyXIII @RivalsAssembled Any gooner mf too, the amount of naked mods I've seen in nexus when I search sht up

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Marvel Rivals Intel@RivalsAssembled·20 Mar

‼️MODS MIGHT BE BANNED IN SEASON 7 BECAUSE... The New Photo System allows players to upload any screenshot in-game to chat AND WORKS with MODS. This is perfectly fine and can't be abused in anyway...

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The Rule-Smashing Pun Machine@ErectForEla·20 Mar

@billy4134233847 @Chomag77 @momiji_doa By investing into and acquiring a bunch of different ventures such as EA, SNK, Nintendo, Esports, Pro Golf, Football, etc. they are trying to cover up their human rights violations by giving people a positive perception of the country via entertainment.

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billy@billy4134233847·20 Mar

@ErectForEla @Chomag77 @momiji_doa Wym? Like them adding Ronaldo for no reason?

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DOA Momiji@momiji_doa·20 Mar

Does it mean we Get less of this and More of this?

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IGN@IGN

Saudi Arabia now owns 10% of Capcom. bit.ly/41f5Imx

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The Rule-Smashing Pun Machine@ErectForEla·20 Mar

@Joojwhatever_ @114Max1 @BungaUnga23 @MoonstruckCyan @oreste_comics Sports game jail

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7W7@Joojwhatever_·20 Mar

@114Max1 @BungaUnga23 @MoonstruckCyan @oreste_comics Wtf? So where he appears/ is relevant?

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Oreste Comics@oreste_comics·20 Mar

Wario : You should-a meet my friends sometimes Mario : There's more than Waluigi ? Wario : Who ?

mariotwt confessions 🪐@mariotwtconfess

"I’m wondering if Mario is even aware that Wario has friends."

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The Rule-Smashing Pun Machine@ErectForEla·20 Mar

@billy4134233847 @Chomag77 @momiji_doa Because they are trying to sportswash.

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billy@billy4134233847·20 Mar

@Chomag77 @momiji_doa Why didn't they try to censor COTW then?

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The Rule-Smashing Pun Machine@ErectForEla·18 Mar

@bridgetchan231 @oirandrive Skyrim mods are hilarious, especially shadowman’s “drink any woman’s period shout” with the description saying “for ethical vampire players” it’s the greatest unintentional comedy of all time.

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Bridget-Chan@bridgetchan231·18 Mar

@oirandrive ....I mean i can understand what he's saying especially as someone who's seen what NSFW modders can do (*looks at Skyrim*) but like bruh. You can't give us a loaded gun like that and not expect us to fire it at something.

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⧉@oirandrive·18 Mar

Itagaki on nude hacks: I find them irritating. If they’re so talented in doing such things, why don’t they use their skills for something more meaningful? When you see a girl in DOA, I get why one would want to undress her, but if you do so you really should be embarrassed.

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The Rule-Smashing Pun Machine@ErectForEla·17 Mar

@Kohakiyama @Dastanovich_ No can do sir we’re gonna need a few more death retcons I think.

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Kohakiyama@Kohakiyama·17 Mar

@Dastanovich_ Bro should leave the tricks to Randy Pitchford I just want some good games

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Dastanovich@Dastanovich_·17 Mar

btw it's 3 episodes that are a decently fun adaptation of Y1 and it DOESN'T lead to Kiwami 3 whatsoever SEGA being desperate are just lying as usual so you'd check out that shitty ass demake

IGN@IGN

Check out Episode 1 of the live-action Yakuza series Yakuza Powered by Nihon Toitsu, streaming exclusively on IGN. The show follows the story of the original Yakuza game and leads directly into the recently released Yakuza Kiwami 3 & Dark Ties. bit.ly/4se0jbg

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The Rule-Smashing Pun Machine@ErectForEla·16 Mar

@FE_Heroes_EN going into year 10 and there’s still units releasing without pref weapons lmao

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Fire Emblem Heroes@FE_Heroes_EN·15 Mar

On Mar. 16, 12 AM PT, Heroes from the #FireEmblem: The Blazing Blade game, including Attuned Hero Eliwood: Noble Ablaze and Entwined Hero Ninian: Heartfelt Dancer, will appear in a New Heroes summoning event. A GHB with Wallace: Crag of Caelin starts Mar. 17, 12 AM PT. #FEHeroes

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The Rule-Smashing Pun Machine@ErectForEla·16 Mar

@Spee_D_Weed @Double2MC @Yorishiriamori @Gangmer2 It doesn’t because water instantly evaporates in the nether.

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The Real Trafalgar Law@Spee_D_Weed·16 Mar

@Double2MC @Yorishiriamori @Gangmer2 How does this work in the nether? Lava moves faster there and water

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Gangmer 2: Electric Boogaloo@Gangmer2·16 Mar

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The Rule-Smashing Pun Machine@ErectForEla·16 Mar

@ImponteD @DeerBoi57 @oopsallsolace @RealestMemes_ Usually it’s their job, a lot of these servers make money off of predatory practices where the users spend real money for in game items so these mods do get paid to catch people like this.

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