Eric

@_UserEx_ @FoxNews Got to be the dumbest tweet of the day

@FoxNews Obviously Swalwell's only remaining play here is to turncoat and grift as a new Republican. It'll show how utterly lacking in principles those in DC really are.

@gerudozelda @JustZnje @MrZlife_ Because he's too stupid

@JustZnje @MrZlife_ Why can’t we use our own brains to write responses on Twitter

I sent an invoice 3 weeks ago, customer paid it 2am last night the event is at 12pm today. I’m gonna refund at 11am. 👍🏾

@JustZnje @MrZlife_ You actually had AI give you a response and you posted it here, Jesus Christ.

That ain’t “setting boundaries,” . That’s toddler-with-a-hibachi-knife energy. You didn’t protect your peace, you just nuked your own bag and the customer’s entire function in one petty-ass button click. You a chef, not a cartel boss. People pay late because life be life-ing. Your invoice had the communication skills of a brick wall and now you’re surprised it backfired? Congratulations, you played yourself in 4K. The customer probably already found another hibachi guy who doesn’t throw tantrums like it’s a TikTok skit. This the exact reason small business owners stay small y’all too busy winning imaginary arguments on the internet instead of securing the bag and building real systems. “Soul food” vibes my ass, this was straight spite soup. Now watch the replies flood in defending this clownery like it’s a personality trait. “He set boundaries tho 🥹” Nah, he set a L on fire and called it a W.

@jane_plainly @JulieLovesFluff No this is not made up. Do you have children? The nurse was going to ask about sexual activity.

it is entirely appropriate for staff to ask the parent to leave if they want to ask the child questions about their home life if they suspect abuse. In fact, nurses are mandatory reporters and if they see something they must gather data to report it. Where the nurse fucked up was not coming in with witnesses, other staff, so the child can be safe. The only reason i can think of that a nurse would want to isolate the child is if they saw something that they suspected could be abuse at home, In which case she fucked up badly by simply being bullied by you, she should have reported it to her manager, and her and her manager came to speak to the child alone, and report the info. Most likely this is a totally made up story. If a nurse wants to speak to a child alone its cuz the questions are related to the home life, and she would not come alone, not go to her manager first, who is more experienced and the first line of reporting, and she would not be bullied by the people she suspects of being a threat.

I took my 11 year old to her checkup this morning and the nurse asked me to step out of the room for a moment. I politely declined and she said, "It's just for a moment." And I told her, "No thank you, given all the stories about children being abused my husband and I decided to never leave our children alone with anyone, even medical providers. Anything you need to do or say you can do with me in the room." She looked all miffed and just left, no idea what her plan was but she didn't feel the need to continue it with me present and that makes me even more suspicious?? When she left my daughter thanked me for not leaving, she's already shy about the doctor, her eyes got so wide when the lady asked me to leave.

@GoodThings2Life @mattvanswol @libsoftiktok Exactly, she knows who and what he is. Guy is so creepy, you can't see that the first few seconds of hearing him speak.

@mattvanswol @libsoftiktok Well... I'm not sorry for his wife. What kind of person would marry him in the first place given his personality? The kind who loves the money and influence and lavish lifestyle. It's very customary for these types to treat marriage as a transaction of mutual benefit.

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@mtracey Obviously there is something big to come

Even if you despise Eric Swalwell, this warp-speed defenestration is an insane precedent. Campaign implodes, mass disavowal, criminal probe, has to resign under threat of *expulsion* -- all for what seemingly boils down to some hookups/flings/flirtations with consenting adults!

@CriCriCanCan @milkyy_tweets That shows how easily you are swayed by meaningless and superficial qualities.

If Zohran Mamdani was a waiter ik he would go up to a table of 40 year old women and be like “are we celebrating a 21st birthday tonight ladies 😉” and they would eat it tf up and leave him a 30% tip

@brian051991 @kingsthings @KingTunde_SZN This is crazy!!!

@kingsthings @KingTunde_SZN Whoa Larry King tweeting from the great beyond!

Nobody is yet to find the number 👀 What number is in the box? RT Correct answer wins $3000 Ends 70 hrs

@DaikataroK @CraigMosse @Mappy6984 Yes, yes he is.

@CraigMosse @Mappy6984 Are you retarded or something?

Bald

@sis_get_paid @dom_lucre Uh you just watched them do it

@dom_lucre What if they didn’t really kicked them out? It doesn’t seem like it. What’s all this narratives.

🔥🚨STOLEN: Chrissy Teigen and John Legend went viral for this footage of them kicking these women out a Photo Booth after they waited 30 minutes to take pictures.

@DispoH3R0 @TechAndBun First of all learn how to use X you idiot. Wasn't replying to you, you absolute cornball.

@EricHallman1 @TechAndBun Yeah 3 eggs with fat free cheese and some 647 toast is a lot dickhead

If you’re just a normal 30-40 yr old guy with a lot of discipline but food cravings and binge eating make progress a barrier? 1mg Reta or a couples mgs of tirz is really all that’s missing. I’m at a point I never imagined possible. Not my physique, even though it looks better than ever. I’m talking about with the food and the scale. I don’t even have to track. I eat as much as I want and get on the scale and if the trends getting fucked up I just lower the fats and eat one meal less, maybe do a single OMAD with some shakes as a snack and boom, scales back to 202lbs. This is a fucking new world for me. I had all the food autism already from years of dieting, but I could never stay below 220lbs for more than a weekend. I even once fasted my way down to 186 lbs. 1mg of muthafucking Reta son. That’s probably not enough to cut but for maintaining or cleaning a bulk up if you have a food addiction like me, it’s fucking wild son

@TechAndBun @DispoH3R0 Why do you eat like a horse if it kills your appetite?

@DispoH3R0 Brother 15mg of Reta and I can still eat a horse. And the shit is legit I used it on multiple family members and it absolutely nukes their appetite

@DispoH3R0 Where do you get yours?

@ebonypuritan @AllDAYZ77 Meaningless details

@AllDAYZ77 Actually, this was February of 1988. Hogan was 34 going on 35 (he was born on 8-11-53), and Mean Gene had just turned 45 that past December (he was born in 1942)

The interviewer here was 43 years old, and Hulk Hogan was only 33 😭 Both of them looked 50+ 😂

@CDavidE216 @TheLunarSurfer @greg16676935420 Exactly AB is the most illiterate person on here.

@TheLunarSurfer @greg16676935420 He sold his account. It’s some dork doing this.

Savage

@cryptkeepe @OfficalSslumper @DestinLabs @JUSTcatmeme Post the link then fucktard

@EricHallman1 @OfficalSslumper @DestinLabs @JUSTcatmeme Eric, you're a fucking moron. She does have an of.

She’s probably going to disappear in some strange fashion and no one will ever see her again.

@Long_shankers @nathanrobii Yes a bad father who saved his kids

@nathanrobii He's such a bad father, he spends the entire movie trying to get to his ex-wife so he can dump them on her during an interstellar invasion.

obsessed with this scene in war of the worlds where tom cruise totally knows how to make a sandwich

@OfficalSslumper @DestinLabs @JUSTcatmeme Walking around a block is not hiking, this is a 20 mile expert hiking trail, OF whores have no interest or ability to do such things. You are an idiot

@EricHallman1 @DestinLabs @JUSTcatmeme This was the dumbest comment of 2026 tf are u on abt…🫩🫩🤦🏾‍♂️so if a OF model starts hiking does that mean she’s not an of star anymore?

@D1ggaGa @Denise_fergus @TheLouisEmerick Some of the biggest pricks in the world are old

@Denise_fergus @TheLouisEmerick He’s 78 apparently. Not that that explains it or excuses him , but man alive, not what you expect from someone of that age.

Wow so the scumbag who has twice vandalised my son's headstone is now going down the route of mental health when he drives 25 mins 2 to 3 times a week to visit a grave close to were James is, he cannot be questioned All I want to know is were he has put the heads of the angels

@e3_mds @DestinLabs @JUSTcatmeme Yeah but my mom said I was "special"

@EricHallman1 @DestinLabs @JUSTcatmeme Did you wear a helmet in school and ride a bike around the halls perchance…?