The Fat Controller

@HumzaYousaf Who are you again?

Astonished and gobsmacked that a bunch of Reform's Scottish candidates are racist, anti-Muslim bigots.

@lewisrholmes Spoiler. He's joining Restore. And nobody will give a fuck.

🚨 24 hours to go. I joined Reform UK. I didn’t join Tory 2.0. Important Announcement tomorrow, Friday 20th March at 4pm Barking & Dagenham Residents First. Every. Single. Time. Lewis Holmes 🇬🇧 #barkinganddagenham #barking #dagenham #announcement #council

@MothinAli Always helps to not shout religious chants when you get elected, you sectarian grifter.

Can a brown Muslim in British politics ever expect the same basic respect as a white colleague? More and more, I fear the answer is no telegraph.co.uk/politics/2026/…

@markstraffellis @Chris_Leigh_UK @BenjaminOCall Which offshore billionaires did reform get money from before GE 2024?

@FatController55 @Chris_Leigh_UK @BenjaminOCall If you look at the percentage of national vote compared with actual seats won, the Lib Dems were closest to the actual figures, without the massive funding Reform got from offshore billionaires and GB news also funded the same way.

first time since the 2024 election we’ve been polled on less than 10% by a BPC member.

@markstraffellis @Chris_Leigh_UK @BenjaminOCall They really don't agree. We have an electoral system that gave them third party status on many fewer votes than what Reform got.

@Chris_Leigh_UK @BenjaminOCall @FatController55 "I'm human, fun, and not like *those* lot." It contrasts Tory stuffiness and Labour solemnity. The message: politics that makes you smile. Voters agreed 15 to 72 MPs in 2024.

@BoneAshBath @RWitkoff60462 @EdwardJDavey Blame the voters always works well.

@RWitkoff60462 @EdwardJDavey Chasing voters as they veer wildly right and left is for other parties. If the electorate ever regain their senses, then they'll know where to go.

Just wrapped up my speech at Liberal Democrat Spring Conference 🔶 Watch the full speech below, for sure!

@BenjaminOCall @Chris_Leigh_UK What is the point of the Lib Dems? They have no USP other than Davey's silly stunts. This is a genuine question you need to ask yourselves.

@Chris_Leigh_UK “anti-woke”

@BetterWayOf This is embarrassing. You were elected on a reform ticket and not because of who you are. You should have a byelection.

📢Announcement 📢 As of last night I left UKIP and I am leader of my own party Better Way Of. I started planning my party many years ago, but I decided I needed to get involved within politics first. What I have learned is that politics is like a school playground and that right now so many leaders are either becoming extreme or are Wishy Washy. There are many people in our country who don't vote, don't want to be associated with politics and are not represented by anyone. Likewise there are many on the Left and Right who are stuck with choosing the best of the bad. We are neither Left nor Right. I believe in patriotism but am also humanitarian and I know many people who feel the same. It shouldn't be about division and ideologies, it should be about doing what is right for our country and our citizens. Decisions should be transparent, visual, understandable and outcome-driven. In other words decisions that affect everyone should be understandable by everyone. #politics #british #betterwayof

@echochamberbad @harryswidurski All I'm saying is that it's not been the Armageddon that was threatened if we voted leave.

@FatController55 @harryswidurski huh? the vaccine roll out was good. literally no economist now thinks brexit was beneficial. the country is in a measurably worse position now than if it hadn’t left the EU. that’s a fact. brexit was a stupid act of self-sabotage

Ranking current UK political party leaders: 1. Kemi Badenoch 🌳 2. Ed Davey 🕊️ 3. Keir Starmer 🌹 4. Nigel Farage ➡️ 5. Zack Polanski 🌍

@echochamberbad @harryswidurski I'm saying that the vaccine rollout was a massive plus from being outside the EU as we did our own thing and didn't get tied up in the European Medicines Agency. Remainers can't accept any good that's come from it. Also, you can never prove a counterfactual.

@echochamberbad @harryswidurski Don't be ridiculous. The EU has been a waste of space. You're so blinkered you'd never say anything positive about Brexit like the vaccine rollout

@FatController55 @harryswidurski ‘pretty much since normal’ the economic and security concerns we face now would be much lessened if we weren’t out of the EU. not to mention the years and money wasted on brexit. genuine self sabotage.

@echochamberbad @harryswidurski Let's be absolutely frank about this. You lot have NEVER accepted the largest democratic vote in the history of this country. No matter how it turned out you'd have said it was a disaster. You cannot believe the public had the audacity to stick two fingers up to you

@FatController55 @harryswidurski farage ruined the economy with brexit. he’s a grifter showman who tries to appeal to the uneducated, he’s not a serious candidate.

@harryswidurski I never accused you of grifting I was just saying you use the words that lefties use, that being one of them. You'll be using other words like gaslighting soon. From Lib Dems to Tories is hardly a change these days.

@FatController55 Farage is not right of centre. He's either mindlessly right wing to the point of stupidity or start introducing socialist policies to win power. That's the definition of a grift. I went from the Lib Dems to the Tories - I'm hardly a grifter 😂

At any point have I mentioned a coalition? No I have not. I am simply ranking political leaders. I'm sorry if this doesn't suit you but Farage is an opportunist. He wasn't pretending to be the saviour in any other election other than when he saw an opportunity.

@Heccles94 Not sure that helps the green argument either does it fella?

The blue slither is Reform MPs. 98.8% of MPs are not Reform Can someone tell @BBCNews and @bbcquestiontime please?

@CharlieSimpsonA A couple of weeks ago you were saying that Starmer was gonna sack Streeting.

It’s only right that I report on your denial, as I do with all stories. But for the record, I stand by my sources, and you are in talks about defecting. Have a good weekend, Katie.

@WillColeshill They're not members and it's not a political party...

Restore Britain is now the 4th largest party in the country, beating the Tories: ➡️ Reform: 270,000 🌹 Labour: 250,000 🟢 Green: 215,000 🇬🇧 RESTORE: 113,000+ 👈 🌳 Tory: 113,000 🔶 Lib Dem: 60,000 🟡 SNP: 56,000 🇵🇸 YP: 40,000 ☑️ Advance: 40,000

Here we have a Tory showing that we really do have a uniparty. They must never be given another chance to let us down. The Tory party prefers coalitions with Liberals and Labour than supporting genuine centre-right.