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@baxondaxonbax @Chicanatravels @DinaricWulf North America. South America. She’s American.

@Chicanatravels @DinaricWulf The fuk is “Mexico” doing there? Bitch to back. I don’t care if you’re a citizen you aren’t wholly American so you aren’t one

Born to two illegals in 1975… next time you want to take MY 🇺🇸 CITIZENSHIP…. Come with your 20 plus years DD214.

@XanderXCIV @retrocenter Even though this crosses into Sentai territory, DekaGold was interrupted mid-morph. So I’m guessing if the villain is quick enough, they might be able to strike a Ranger during their morph sequence.

@retrocenter 2)How long does Morphing take? I always thought it was instant in everyone else's perspective, which would explain why villains never attack during the Morphing animations. But it wasnt instant during that fall.

The Zeo powers being weak to water is an often repeated fan myth. The Zeo Rangers fought in water on more than one occasion, and one of the Super Zeo Zords was literally kitted for aquatic combat.

LA is a beautiful place.

@DrTrash_Boat @physicsgeek Watching the explosion helped me to understand how my parents felt when JFK was shot. I was born in 1980 so I’ve lived through a couple of SoCal earthquakes, the LA riots, challenger, 9/11, and so many other historical events.

@physicsgeek What's bizarre is the pride people are taking in watching it, suggesting most PEOPLE didn't see it live is denying your brave service "They wheeled the TV into my classroom therefore every student in the country had that experience too"

I know it's been 40 years and some of you were still sperm in your father, but all y'all screeching NO KIDS WATCHED THE CHALLENGER EXPLOSION are not only stupid, you're pig ignorant. 1) A teacher was on board as an astronaut 2) Lot of teachers wheeled TVs into their classrooms so that kids could watch a teacher fly into space. 3) Those kids saw the Challenger explode One of the worst videos I saw was of Christa McAuliffe's (the teacher in question) classroom -with a sub teacher- watching the video as the Challenger exploded.

Massachusetts is the fourth state in the United States to ban cat declawing. The law prohibits the procedure, which involves amputating bones in a cat’s toes and can cause serious medical and behavioral problems.

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@Aki033119922 @Btra38 @5am1am_6 Which part of Bad Bunny’s America are you referring to?

@Btra38 @5am1am_6 We’re in America, not some third war country

Finding zen in a neighborhood full of drama! 🧘‍♀️✨ Whether you're the one with the vision or the one with the view, there’s always two sides to every picket fence. 🏡🤔 ​Keeping it real and relatable, because let's face it, we’ve all had those "neighbor moments." Let's choose kindness over fences! ❤️🤝 What's your best tip for keeping the peace with neighbors? 🏡✨

Okay so Tommy is a pot head. He started out green, like the leaf. Then he became white, for the smoke. Then he became red and stayed that way for a while, like the fire. And finally became black, like the ashes. Stoner. Pot head. Partakes in the devil’s lettuce.

@AewDefender @punkbynaturee @DanhausenAD You’ll have to explain to Danhausen that being demonetized doesn’t mean that a bunch of demons will show up

@punkbynaturee @DanhausenAD No swearing! You'll get Danhausen demonetized!

going thru my junk journal drawer and found this gem @DanhausenAD i’m assuming this is still valid?

@ShahadMaryam @hell_line0 YOOOOO THAT IS A TYPO, RIGHT? RIIIIIGHT??‽‽ WATCH YOUR FUCKING TYPING.

@hell_line0 Colectomy is a major procedure no surgeon in their right mind would proceed with such a drastic procedure without prior explanation and consent. It would be a much nigger shock for the woman herself, the husband’s response is normal provided the magnanimity o

Sitting here in the same day surgery and a doctor explained to a guy that his wife (who was going in for a hysterectomy) ended up needing a colectomy because of multiple diverticulitis fistulas… The dude is having a total and complete meltdown because he “did not sign up” for a wife with a colostomy bag. He’s in like minute 10 of bitching about how badly this impacts him. Somebody better get this man soon because 90% of the women in this waiting room are about to give him hell Update: I went up to the desk and was like “are we hearing this guy? Are we concerned about her care after she goes home…?” and the lady said “way ahead of you and already being dealt with.” So, there’s that. But some poor woman is still going home without a uterus, ovaries, large intestine, but with a giant piece of shit.

Da Day Dat Krabs FRiES!

@TheSlimeRain @eistee4ever @ViralHaseena @adetola_AA Then the boys should adapt like girls have had to since the dawn of time.

@eistee4ever @ViralHaseena @adetola_AA The school have changed to support girls, and this has made it more difficult for boys.

I wore a shirt with “Girls Just Wanna Have FUNdamental Rights” today and an older man asked me, what about the boys? I told him they have rights already and he responded with “girls are doing so well in school now while the boys are failing. Then I go “boys aren’t failing because

@25JLT BWAHAHA HAHAHAHA

@razzle1337 I have an actual legitimate theory about why Tommy changed colors if you’re willing to hear it.

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@blunderyuri Finding Nemo.

you’ll NEVER guess what movie this was about

@lady_valor_07 You said phone. I’ll delete it and leave it on my iPad. Big fuckin deal.

You’re offered $4 million to uninstall Facebook from your phone forever. Would you do it?

@Graceism_ @DE4DRINGERS I’m getting Team Rocket vibes

@DE4DRINGERS Jesse/jamie doe

what’s the non-binary equivalent of john/jane doe

@jerald @sciencegirl A girl is a child.

@FishieBug @sciencegirl Yes, they love it when you put them in their place but also lead them safely.

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