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@MrWhiteMAGA Look, the lady that brought that baby into the restaurant doesn't exist anymore, She's a completely different woman now, and the baby is just here. There is no past or future, we just have to deal with the annoyance, SHE IS A CHILDT!

🍽️ THE FINE DINING MELTDOWN Should parents take crying babies outside at nicer restaurants? Was the gentleman wrong for saying something… or just saying it out loud? Is it unreasonable to expect quiet at an upscale place? Candlelight. Soft music. $42 steak. And then… WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH. An 8-month-old has entered the chat. That baby hit notes Mariah Carey would respect 🎤 The mother is somewhat trying to get the baby quiet but…the baby is performing a full concert like it just dropped its debut album “Screams in C Major.” Across the room, a well-dressed gentleman…mid-bite…finally snaps. The steak came medium rare… but the tension came WELL DONE 🔥 “Ma’am… could you PLEASE quiet the child?” Silence… for half a second. Then BOOM 💥 Mama Bear activates: “it’s a BABY. Not a remote control.” Now the whole restaurant is watching. Half the room is Team “Let Her Be,” the other half is Team “I Paid For Peace.” Meanwhile, the baby? Still headlining the show.

@xenobangs You've been identified as Jamaican, I'm sorry.

i’m shadowbanned bc bro wtf is this

@TheRoyalSerf So now we have Classic Tourettes with no OCD, and OCD with tics, but they still kinda qualify as both being Tourettes, because it's an old antiquated diagnosis. Everything about it needs to be overhauled, from treatment, to a new name even.

@TheRoyalSerf It's complicated. There are people with a real disorder, and it has a high comorbidity with OCD as both disorders likely have a physical cause in the same area of the brain. Since the rise of tiktok tourettes influencers though, people with OCD have been giving themselves tics.

Tourette Syndrome is not a real illness

@sleepy_devo @ManOfWonds How is suppressing wages with foreign scabs going to help people afford to have kids?

@ManOfWonds it's not even that - people can't afford to have kids

the reason why this keeps happening, in every country the right-wing wins, is because once they get into power and see the actual numbers regarding birth rates and the economy and the labour force, they realize if they do as they promised they would destroy the country.

@Rothmus You're not just buying food with doordash, you're purchasing time.

@AnimarchyYT What he leaves out is that the world was still using organic latex to make Rubber at this time, and Japan invading the Philippines cut us off from our supply.

I had to see this. And now you do too.

@GobboLord Every faction gets a Centurion except Space Marines in 11th.

CENTURIONS ARE DEAD

@JAPversus You call it "masculine," yet you aren't getting 3?

Masculine urge to buy 2x defilers (One for my iron warriors, and one for my emperor's children)

@Emberoth @GobboLord Mad that everyone didn’t quit with him when he determined the hobby was finished. Combined with a bit of engagement farming as well I think.

@GobboLord Why does he care so much, I thought he quit Warhammer?

don't get your hopes up fella it is NOT gonna be that type of LEAK

@mantis_hands @bennyjohnson They don’t, someone uses their name and takes it for them. The Feds busted a woman in California that was taking CDL tests like every day. The officials administering them in California must know and look the other way.

@bennyjohnson This scares me. How do they even pass a drivers test?

Florida Transportation official pulls a trucker out of service because he barely understands English or road signs. This foreign-speaker isn’t an anomaly. Florida troopers found almost 50% of truckers didn’t speak English over on a major highway.

@EvangelionShots No, we are not kitbashing animal bones, you stop this.

This is so cool but so disturbing at the same time

@thinkorswim0712 @libsoftiktok He's got pedophile physiognomy.

@libsoftiktok Richard P. McGowan. My guess he's a full on pedo.

THIS IS INSANE Two men, who both pleaded guilty to R*PING a 15yo boy and making child p*rn, received DIFFERENT sentences from two different judges. Eric Bergstrom was sentenced to 30-50 years by Judge Derek Vaughn. Judge Rich McGowan then took over the case and sentenced co-defendant Bradley Perry to ONLY 3 YEARS for the SAME CRIME. When Judge McGowan was questioned on his decision, he stated, "I am the law." How is this justice???

@UziCryptoo If you had no insurance, the doctors visit probably would have been 100-150. You would have payed less, and the doctor would have made more money.

My daughter recently had an ear infection. Took her to the doctor, who prescribed an antibiotic. That doctor visit cost $244. My insurance covered $60, so we owe $184 out of pocket. I pay $556/month for family health insurance. Something seems broken.

@Actually_Tina Yeah a bunch of them had update posts where they're ripping off their laminate and showing all the black mold on the subfloor.

I remember this became a cleaning trend on Tik Tok and people ruined their wooden floors replicating it because no one told them to not do this on wooden floors 💀

@wakeupitsdhruv @juresmccann They've been through a few colors. They went from this to a grey, to a dakrer grey, to black, then started adding more and more blue.

@juresmccann why did they switch from army green to the blue they use now

Steam Website in 2005

Yes, it is that bad. I can't even explain it to those who do not live down here. 😕

@mhp_guy Maybe legally there's still a Cabela's in the gun section that holds the FFL? I dunno.

I walked into Cabela’s tonight for the first time in 5 years. I notice the sign also says Bass Pro. Huh. Whatever. I walk in and they say “welcome to outdoor world!” Uh, ok. Three names? Wasn’t the merger a decade ago? There are more employees than customers. Total crickets. 77,000 empty square feet. The dude at the entry gives me the hard sell to join their rewards program, while the outside air is still on my neck. I’m just here for a knife dude. I won’t be back for another 5 years. I wrangle from his grasp. As we go to leave they push me to join their rewards program yet again. What a trainwreck. This is what poor management looks like.

@SoilOfHarvest @CollinRugg Your "Future," sir.

@CollinRugg Wow. Imagine siding with a couple of rednecks over those who want to usher in the future. Let me guess, they voted for Trump?

NEW: Kentucky family rejects $26 million offer to convert part of their farm into a data center despite the offer being about 10 times the going rate for farmland in the area. "If it's my way, I'll stay and hold and feed a nation. 26 million doesn't mean anything." "As long as I'm on this land, as long as it's feeding me, as long as it's taking care of me, there's nothing that can destroy me if I've got this land." Video: Local 12 WKRC

@FalconryFinance SWAP THE PANEL OUT??? That's like 4000 dollars.