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@ThatEricAlper @winningatmylife Plus Bernie.

300 million records sold 7 consecutive #1 albums in the US 57 Hot 100 Top 40 hits 28 Top 10s, 9 #1s First solo artist with UK Top 10s in 6 decades Billboard’s Greatest Solo Artist of All Time EGOT winner. Icon. Legend. Happy 79th Birthday to Sir Elton John!

@adamcarolla “Cruising” starring Pacino. Your reference is right up there with valve lash and PECS references. FJK.

It’s the new gay bandanna

I am the thankful father of a wonderful son born when I was 15, as was his mother. Despite all the hardships we overcame, and frankly even if they persisted, I cannot imagine a live without our wonderful boy, Kristopher Micheal. His mother deserves all the praise. She don’t take the selfish, easy way. She loved our son from inception.

A top-tier philosophy journal just published an article arguing for mandatory abortions for all underage pregnancies, even if this requires "sedation or physical restraint" of mothers who do not want their babies killed. This is liberalism in 2026.

@LangmanVince I noticed a lot of these warriors have their fingers on the light saber triggers. Isn’t that dangerous?

Tell me you've never kissed a girl without paying for it, without telling me 👇😂😂

@Cjpearson @TexasAmerica Imagine a so called comedian with a shitty education is qualified to say who is qualified.

Jimmy Kimmel: "Before he was elected to the Senate, Markwayne Mullin was plumber. That's right. We have a plumber protecting us from terrorism now." The elitism of Hollywood summarized in one moment. 👇

@bdomenech @jimmykimmel Jesus was a carpenter.

When Markwayne Mullin was 20 his dad's health took a turn. He dropped out of college to run the family business. He built it from 6 people into a multimillion dollar HVAC company with 150+ employees. He's a pillar of his community, and @jimmykimmel can't even tell a funny joke.

@ElieNYC @thenation Wait until they rule on so-called birthright citizenship. Love it!

The Supreme Court spent 3 hours on Monday arguing over whether to change a century and a half of election law in order to soothe Donald Trump's bruised ego. They just might. Because the GOP and their justices are beyond craven. My latest in @thenation thenation.com/article/politi…

@wesyang Let’s be honest: the debate is about swinging dicks in private spaces segregated to protect women from having to see swinging dicks or exposing themselves to the opposite sex. Making a peephole into a woman lockeroom is illegal, but saying you’re a woman to do worse is fine?

Should there be penises in your daughter's changing room? The aggressors in this "culture war" were those who put penises in your daughter's changing room, not those who are acting to keep them out.

@AAGDhillon @CivilRights Love you! A real patriot.

Is it legal for states to allow ballots to trickle in after the federal Election Day in November—& count them? That’s the question @CivilRights had the privilege of addressing in a brief co-authored with our Solicitor General, which I was able to hear argued at SCOTUS today!

@RandPaul One compromise to a dispute over what qualifies as battery is to excuse physical attacks on neighbors with whom we disagree politically (and are pussies).

One compromise/ reform that could end the standoff of DHS funding: ICE agents henceforth won’t wear masks in any situation where other law enforcement officers don’t wear masks, courthouses, the streets of our cites, etc. Masks are reserved for the lawless zone along the border where the cartels dominate.

I will sell personal belongings to help pay for commercials amplifying this in midterms and 2028. Dems are doubling down on illegal immigration, DEI, fraud on taxpayers, and Marxism. Protecting Illegal voting is their battle of the bulge. It’s not just illegal voters, it’s all the other ways to stuff the ballot box.

.@GovPritzker, I saw your post honoring lives lost in Minnesota—standing publicly, naming Alex Pretti and Renee Good, and laying flowers in their memory. But where was that same compassion on January 19, 2025? That is the day my 20-year-old daughter, Katie Abraham, was killed here in Illinois. She was innocent. She did not knowingly put herself in the middle of an ongoing law enforcement situation. She was not making a dangerous choice. She was simply living her life—and it was taken from her. You have never said her name. You have never come to where she died. You have never acknowledged her publicly. And beyond that—you have never even responded to me. I sent you a simple, non-political letter. Not for attention. Not for headlines. Just a father asking for clarity, for answers, and for understanding of the state’s position. You never replied. And now, in the wake of another tragedy here in Chicago, your public display of compassion elsewhere—while remaining silent about victims in your own state—feels deeply disconnected from the reality families like mine are living every day. Instead, you continue to defend sanctuary policies that create the conditions where preventable tragedies like hers can happen. This is not about politics. It’s about leadership and accountability. When you choose to publicly mourn some victims while remaining silent about others—especially those lost under policies you support—it sends a message. Whether intentional or not, it tells families like mine that our loss does not matter the same way. So I am asking you directly: Where is your compassion for my daughter? Where is your acknowledgment of victims here in Illinois? And when will you take responsibility for the consequences of the policies you defend? Say her name: Katie Abraham. Stand where she died. Show the people of Illinois that every life matters.

@WesternLensman His personal assistant can.

Here we go again: Joe Scarborough claims he can’t find his birth certificate. “It’s ridiculous!"

@swd2 He was a useful idiot.

Alex Pretti was a an American citizen. They didn’t have a problem murdering him in broad daylight.

You are a Lindsay First Republican. You are either self centered or truly don’t understand the comment “I understand.” It means, I disagree with what happened, but why it happened is understandable. Chris Rock famously said he was appalled at OJ killing his wife and her lover, but understood his rage.

My opponents are focused on tearing down President @realDonaldTrump’s key ally in the Senate. I’m focused on delivering results, and I have the record to prove it. Bring it on.

@LibertyLockPod @TexasAmerica If LG loses, the upside for republicans will be knowing for sure who they cannot count on. Predictability and not having to worry about who is going to piss in the tent at any time has real value.

All I care about for these midterms is that Massie wins his race and Graham is sent packing. That would be a huge win for all the sane people left in America.

@MattWalshBlog @elonmusk If you have t already, read Endurance. It’s about Shackeltons South Pole expedition.

I've said before that ship captains during the age of discovery were some of the most impressive human beings to ever live. We have trouble appreciating just how unimaginably great these men were. They had to play the role of navigator, cartographer, astronomer, logistics manager, military commander, judge, police captain, diplomat, CEO, recruiter, accountant and governor, all at the same time, and all under extreme duress, out in the middle of the ocean, cut off from the rest of the world where the penalty for one wrong decision was the death of everyone on board. These are some of the most brilliant and gifted human beings the world has ever known. Nobody on Earth today can come close to matching them. They had a level of both skill and physical courage that just doesn't exist on the planet today.

Christopher Columbus is the ultimate IQ test. You immediately know that someone is a retarded halfwit if they start screeching some nonsense about how Columbus was a genocidal maniac or whatever. Intelligent students of history understand that he is one of the great men of western civilization. This is an awesome move by the White House.

@meiselasb I’m already in favor of this. Illegals must be deported and prevented from voting. Illegals should be “terrorized” from illegally voting. Thanks for your support.

Trump putting masked agents to terrorize people in front of airports is the precursor to polling locations.

@ScottPresler @winningatmylife Tell us who won’t vote in favor of

Senator Mike Lee confirmed that Senate Majority Leader Thune CAN cancel recess & the Senate can continue working with a simple majority quorum if democrats choose to go on paid vacation for Easter. This is huge!

NIL and endless transfer portal are the worst of all options for athletes, their families, schools (prep and colleges/universities), donors, game attendees, fans generally, and media partners. Gambling/predictive markets are downstream from collegiate sport popularity. NIL and transfer portal are quickly killing the foundation of collegiate sports.

I made the mistake of believing Texas Tech was going to be competitive tonight.

@NiedsG @winningatmylife Poverty tourism.

As if the Cuban people haven't suffered enough.