CrankyBastard
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@mattconvente The fact that one idiot sperm won the race to your mom's twat and produced two of you is utterly mind bogging. She should be arrested for felony endangerment on the public.
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A lot of MAGA goons triggered by this. Fuck you, too.
Matt Convente@mattconvente
Fuck Tiger Woods. He's a MAGA piece of shit, and golf fucking sucks anyway. Full of Gen X MAGA dickheads.
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@Matt_Pinner So this whore walks into a bar to talk to a stupid bartender.
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I deleted the tweet because the video was fake. But the sentiment stands.
Eyal Yakoby@EYakoby
Why did Ana Kasparian delete this tweet? Is it because she realized that the video is AI? If so, where is the apology and retraction?
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@realDonaldTrump Mr. President, I love ya dude. Voted for you 3 times and would a 4th. This little war with Iran you had to have is killing me. You're destroying my 401K. I can barely afford to drive to the grocery store, much less buy groceries. Gas prices are higher than Biden.
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@GrumpyGus62 @BroadStHockey It’s the entire organization’s lack of nads, that’s the issue.
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Do the Flyers actually have the assets to pull off a blockbuster trade this summer?
broadstreethockey.com/post/do-the-fl…
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@madmidget63 @KodyDuncanPGH He's the best at the billion MPH piss missile to 2B.
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@KodyDuncanPGH Cruz isn’t good at anything besides hitting insignificant home runs!
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@KodyDuncanPGH Oh no he was not. He was just as horrible at SS as he is CF.
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@GrumpyGus62 If they let Paul Skenes hit, he would be better than O'Neil Cruz at that too.
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O’Neil Cruz’s ERA should go up.
Not Paul Skenes’.
Jomboy Media@JomboyMedia
Oneil Cruz with two of the worst center field plays you'll see in a big league game ...in the first inning of the first game of the year
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@JoshYohe_PGH You're not impressed with a exit velocity of a billion MPH on his lineouts to 2nd base? Isn't that cause for arrest in Pitt?
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@DTonPirates Ahhhh, touche. Was unaware of that. I do stand corrected.
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@GrumpyGus62 Game is in NYC. Guessing most of the fans are quite happy right now.
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Obviously not how you wanted it to go, but getting a bunch of bullpen guys an inning today isn't the worst thing in the world. Off-day tomorrow. #Pirates
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@veltri_john @DTonPirates The best place for Cruz is on the other side of the fence buying a ticket to watch the game.
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@DTonPirates I get Cruz has a lot of potential but having him at SS or CF just doesn't work. They are 2 important positions to have a bad defensive player.
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Oneil Cruz catches two balls that should be caught and it’s 2-2 and Skenes is still in the game. “If’s and buts…” #Pirates down 5-2.
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@DTonPirates You mean Cruz sucks in the field? Who knew!?!?!?!
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@JamesTate121 Nor is "I don't even know the 3 branches of Congress " AOC.
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He is not qualified for the job. Not hard to figure out.
Meghan McCain@MeghanMcCain
I don’t get it - it’s a flex AOC was a bartender but it’s a negative Markwayne was a plumber? You are such a hack.
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AOC graduated with honors from Boston University with double degrees in Economics and International Relations.
Markwayne was the only Senator without even a bachelor’s degree. Hope that helps.
Meghan McCain@MeghanMcCain
I don’t get it - it’s a flex AOC was a bartender but it’s a negative Markwayne was a plumber? You are such a hack.
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@ImSpeaking13 I don't blame you, I blame your mother for not swallowing.
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@IRanMediaco Just imagine, a pedophile is bombing the ever loving shit out of your worthless country and turning it into Gaza 2.
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