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@LegalistsOfGor @Gyn_Rat Dynastical. Cursed by some sex pest djinn to an eon of degradation.

@Gyn_Rat Three generations of rape victims x.com/i/status/20328…

They are rape powerscaling on this app. They are rape mogging each other on here. There exists in this worldview the goku of being raped, the LeBron of sexual assault. And only they can speak on who is valid in their trauma or not.

@CultureCrave @DuckaIII

@CultureCrave "Today, class, we'll be mixing the cocaine base with water and... Anyone? Yes, Hermione?" "Ammonia or sodium bicarbonate, Professor." "Correct. Then we heat it. The baking soda reacts with the hydrochloride, producing carbon dioxide and leaving behind the 'rocks.'"

First look at Paapa Essiedu as Snape in the 'Harry Potter' series

@walkertejas @zillowgonewild Dirk Pitt has a home described in at least a few of the novels as being very similar to this, except it's an old hangar on an airbase and contains various vintage autos and relics/wrecks from previous stories

@HowardAlberto1 @zillowgonewild Underrated comment. ZUMA HQ?

Why settle for a Man Cave when you can have a Man Home (that made more sense in my head i’m SORRY!!!) Currently listed for only $729,900 in Joplin, MO. I have a love/hate relationship with Joplin because my car broke down there once but that story is for another time. Also the answer is yes it has urinal(s).

@magicinthealps There are multiple places in Wyoming that strongly remind me of the Riddermark

In fact, if you spend enough time in Middle Earth fan circles, three countries are mentioned over and over again: England, New Zealand, and Switzerland. Maybe South Africa.

Lord of the Rings is now associated heavily with New Zealand (rightly so). Yet there are other countries with Tolkienesque landscapes, which have potential, like Armenia, Slovenia, Finland, etc.

@bionic_ooze @MelGibsonFan083 Show up at her door wearing one of those bell boy hats, pushing a cart with metal bowls and silverware on it, then once you're in the room start laughing maniacally and lifting the lid to display your rape kit

@MelGibsonFan083 she will spend a full minute undoing all that duct tape when I show up pretending to be room service and then nothing can protect her.

"First thing I do in a hotel room" & it's a fat woman out of breath duct taping her door shut

@TrevorSheatz This one's a bit too on the nose, man

My wife was formerly promiscuous. I was a virgin. She was then radically born-again. Committed to church, evangelized constantly, Puritan books in her bedroom, prayer journals, grief over past sexual sin, etc. We got to know each other well for over a year, dated for four months, engaged for two and a half, and didn't sin sexually with one another. Our first kiss with each other was at the altar on our wedding day (reaction pic attached!). We've been married for over five years now, and she's been the most wonderful and godly wife, mother to our three children, and homemaker you could imagine. She's more pure than most virgins, as biblical purity has less to with past sins (though they certainly matter) and more to do with one's current posture of the heart and daily decisions to honor the Lord (Matt. 5:8). We're far too quick to forget the story of the woman labeled as a known "sinner" (likely a prostitute) in Luke 7:36-50 who was washing Jesus' feet with her tears while kissing them too. The Pharisees were shocked that Jesus let a public sinner do this. Jesus responded with a parable about debts being forgiven and ended with this powerful conclusion: "Her many sins have been forgiven; that’s why she loved much. But the one who is forgiven little, loves little" (Luke 7:47). Everyone seems to highlight the benefits of virginity, and it certainly is a blessing. But we forget to highlight the benefits of being forgiven much as well. My wife knows the depths of Jesus' forgiveness more than most people, enabling her to more easily live out a life of passionate love for her Savior. A woman or man's past sexual sin matters. But what matters far more when it comes to deciding who to marry is if the person is truly born again, if their repentance is real, if they truly have a heart for Christ, if they truly follow Jesus and obey his commands. "God has chosen what is foolish in the world to shame the wise, and God has chosen what is weak in the world to shame the strong. God has chosen what is insignificant and despised in the world ​— ​what is viewed as nothing ​— ​to bring to nothing what is viewed as something, so that no one may boast in his presence. It is from him that you are in Christ Jesus, who became wisdom from God for us ​— ​our righteousness, sanctification, and redemption, — in order that, as it is written: 'Let the one who boasts, boast in the Lord.'" (1 Cor. 1:27-31) "Therefore, if anyone is in Christ, he is a new creation; the old has passed away, and see, the new has come!" (2 Cor. 5:17)

@jd_sauvage An aftershave, actually

@jd_sauvage 'Saxon Musk', sounds like a cologne

Nomen est omen.

@inkblotistan @PerryALPHA

@LegalistsOfGor @orcbrandronin 'A bachelor's in Will.'

@orcbrandronin Emily Youvis sounds poetically hire a team of researchers to delve into the will stancil lore. This is not a trivial subject. My fees are reasonable. Contact kiwifarms for details. x.com/i/status/20346…

AI is an incredible tool for the no budget artist with a dream.

@zuki_2024 Wiener's a bit long in the tooth these days, and judging by what I've read about her college tastes I think we'll need a strapping Teutonic horndog with low-to-middling standards who's willing to take one for the team

“Okay Zuki. So what’s your plan to take down Mamdani? Screaming that he’s an Islamic Terrorist Commie doesn’t work. So what’s your plan Mr. Machiavellian Genius?” It’s simple. We just cuck the Zohran. “Wait. How?” I got the perfect home wrecker for the job…

@Raelthy Lunar Rae

On my run this morning a guy yelled "what's the rush?" so I stopped and mooned him.

@jd_sauvage Not sure why but nicotine pouches seem gender coded to me. It's difficult to imagine a woman using them regularly vs a man. Maybe it's the proximity to dip.

Women should be literally required to smoke cigarettes. Suppresses their appetite so they don't turn into land whales.

@TheMiddleborne Villeneuve always picks a great cinematographer and score composer but half of his casting consistently sucks (chosen because of 'politics' & pop culture mores) and his Dune is just so stiff and self-important.

Just every time the camera goes to Chani it completely breaks the scene. She’s insufferable in this.

@highonlifedeal2 @HarmlessYardDog Venezuelan heavy sour is excellent feedstock for Gulf Coast refineries' fluid catalytic cracking. A very important and actually pretty interesting process.

@HarmlessYardDog why would we want heavy? wti is the lightest there is

So anyways, did you know Venezuela is full of the heavy crude that US refineries need to function?

@magicinthealps I'm a fan of Norman/Romanesque Revival, I just need to find a way to make it mesh with lots of really big windows

My favourite architectural style is either baroque or gothic... but realistically, the one I'm fond of and has a good chance of a revival is Art Nouveau. Maybe Arts & Crafts.

@Indreni_HH Fiddling with butts, pretty gay

@bionic_ooze Sambal oelek gives great kick. And I once made a strangely good chili pizza with homemade chili, heap on top of frozen plain cheese pizza, cover with cheddar and jalapenos, add onion & garlic powder, then bake

@bionic_ooze This may be joke poast re: poverty, but regardless depends on the already present toppings, if any. But oregano, basil, garlic, onion, grated parmesan/asiago, mozzarella. Cream cheese is solid on plain cheese pizzas if you're a pleb like me. Any hot sauce from green peppers.

some ideas for 'plussing up' your frozen poverty pizza: pepper flakes, feta, dollops of ricotta, sliced mushrooms, cooked chicken or ground beef, truffle powder, hot sauce.