Jon Case

A few months ago I gave my dad's eulogy but I never let anyone read it. Give this a read for a change in perspective of love, passion, distance, and time. _______ Charlotte is my step-mother and my dad's name is Jon.

@BentleyAudrey @electrifying @akolsuoicauqol @Tmckeeve90 @5a_61_63_68 @gabsmashh @summer__heidi @RealSexyCyborg @_lennart @zippytrippy @TaelurAlexis @thedawgyg @malwareowl @UK_Daniel_Card @jaysonstreet @ac1dgoddess @jkbckr @LisaForteUK Well then, congrats

@HumanMalware @electrifying @akolsuoicauqol @Tmckeeve90 @5a_61_63_68 @gabsmashh @summer__heidi @RealSexyCyborg @_lennart @zippytrippy @TaelurAlexis @thedawgyg @malwareowl @UK_Daniel_Card @jaysonstreet @ac1dgoddess @jkbckr @LisaForteUK That was literally the point of this tweet...lol

My #SexySunday people because I'm bored @akolsuoicauqol @HumanMalware @Tmckeeve90 @5a_61_63_68 @gabsmashh @summer__heidi @RealSexyCyborg @_lennart @zippytrippy @TaelurAlexis @thedawgyg @malwareowl @electrifying @UK_Daniel_Card @jaysonstreet @ac1dgoddess @jkbckr @LisaForteUK

@BentleyAudrey @LisaForteUK @akolsuoicauqol @Tmckeeve90 @5a_61_63_68 @gabsmashh @summer__heidi @RealSexyCyborg @_lennart @zippytrippy @TaelurAlexis @thedawgyg @malwareowl @electrifying @UK_Daniel_Card @jaysonstreet @ac1dgoddess @jkbckr It's a biturbo V8

@HumanMalware @LisaForteUK @akolsuoicauqol @Tmckeeve90 @5a_61_63_68 @gabsmashh @summer__heidi @RealSexyCyborg @_lennart @zippytrippy @TaelurAlexis @thedawgyg @malwareowl @electrifying @UK_Daniel_Card @jaysonstreet @ac1dgoddess @jkbckr I'm going to need to see this for myself....

@electrifying @BentleyAudrey @akolsuoicauqol @Tmckeeve90 @5a_61_63_68 @gabsmashh @summer__heidi @RealSexyCyborg @_lennart @zippytrippy @TaelurAlexis @thedawgyg @malwareowl @UK_Daniel_Card @jaysonstreet @ac1dgoddess @jkbckr @LisaForteUK And I now feel like a piece of meat

@BentleyAudrey @HumanMalware @akolsuoicauqol @Tmckeeve90 @5a_61_63_68 @gabsmashh @summer__heidi @RealSexyCyborg @_lennart @zippytrippy @TaelurAlexis @thedawgyg @malwareowl @UK_Daniel_Card @jaysonstreet @ac1dgoddess @jkbckr @LisaForteUK Or grey sweatpants?

The best part about this whole situation is that people are finally washing their hands after they use the restroom which by itself is a win. And signs everyyyyyyywhere to wash your hands

@LisaForteUK @BentleyAudrey @akolsuoicauqol @Tmckeeve90 @5a_61_63_68 @gabsmashh @summer__heidi @RealSexyCyborg @_lennart @zippytrippy @TaelurAlexis @thedawgyg @malwareowl @electrifying @UK_Daniel_Card @jaysonstreet @ac1dgoddess @jkbckr 8 pack actually

@BentleyAudrey @HumanMalware @akolsuoicauqol @Tmckeeve90 @5a_61_63_68 @gabsmashh @summer__heidi @RealSexyCyborg @_lennart @zippytrippy @TaelurAlexis @thedawgyg @malwareowl @electrifying @UK_Daniel_Card @jaysonstreet @ac1dgoddess @jkbckr ..... 6 pack abs covered in oil don’t forget 🤣🤣🤣

@BentleyAudrey @akolsuoicauqol @Tmckeeve90 @5a_61_63_68 @gabsmashh @summer__heidi @RealSexyCyborg @_lennart @zippytrippy @TaelurAlexis @thedawgyg @malwareowl @electrifying @UK_Daniel_Card @jaysonstreet @ac1dgoddess @jkbckr @LisaForteUK Actually yes, it's an 8pack

@HumanMalware @akolsuoicauqol @Tmckeeve90 @5a_61_63_68 @gabsmashh @summer__heidi @RealSexyCyborg @_lennart @zippytrippy @TaelurAlexis @thedawgyg @malwareowl @electrifying @UK_Daniel_Card @jaysonstreet @ac1dgoddess @jkbckr @LisaForteUK Okay but does your Mercedes have abs??

@caroleighlayne @MerPerson I'm sorry to hear that....that's one thing everyyyyyyy woman I know who wears dresses complain about

@HumanMalware @MerPerson sadly no 😢

sometimes i think about making a comic series about all the weird dates ive been on

@MerPerson @caroleighlayne That really is a kickass dress...does it have pockets too?

@caroleighlayne I bet he didn't even compliment you on that kickass dress

@d0rkph0enix Not to be confused with it's sibling, things and stuff.

@HumanMalware Which falls into the subset of stuff and things

My current default response to any DM/text/IM asking what I’ve been up to during the quarantine.

@EanMeyer Better store Jesus's coffee cup behind there

Drooooool

@DisneyCPT WTF Justin

@ush1c @EanMeyer @darth_gaul @n0ty3p I'm down for it

@HumanMalware @EanMeyer @darth_gaul @n0ty3p Human Malware’s Hooch House

@Viking_Sec We really are brothers of the same, because that's exactly how I'd do it

@lockdownurlife This is me after cooking too much in one day. They were so dry they hurt.

@EanMeyer @ush1c @darth_gaul @n0ty3p Hooch House has a nice ring to it. It would be better if your name started with an H....can you change it?

@HumanMalware @ush1c @darth_gaul @n0ty3p I love this exchange. 😀 Tequila Plant like production facility, but tequila comes from a plant as well. @ush1c to my knowledge tequila and any alcohol is produced in a distillery. Now I’m going to start calling my scotch distillery the scotch factory. Booze Foundry? Hooch House?

@d0rkph0enix Wise

@HumanMalware Thanks! Was good! As soon as I put sour cream on it I wanted chives 🤷🏻‍♀️

Was inspired to create this totwaffle by a hilariously written post I’ll link in the comments. This is my version. #QuarantineCookingShow #Saturday

@d0rkph0enix We gotta have a chat about better oil use over a game of COD. I'm already online.

@HumanMalware Just some canola

Prepping a pot roast to go in the slow cooker for dinner! #QuarantineCookingShow

@ravici @cioontherun @rotate26chars @ian_infosec @mikecherry @TheOnlyMike_E @BentleyAudrey @d0rkph0enix @LocalhostDemon @ginger_hax @pokalope @FPieces @havochaos

Scrambled w spinach, hot dog, and cheddar salt and pepper White toast w butter @cioontherun @rotate26chars @ian_infosec @mikecherry @TheOnlyMike_E @BentleyAudrey @d0rkph0enix @LocalhostDemon @ginger_hax @pokalope @FPieces @havochaos