Mr B

@sharrond62 Eh?

Make it known you don’t want 15 minute cities. Or deal with the consequences of more car fines & an very smaller on camera life.

@TEnglishSport Young player sent on loan to get playing time, maybe you never know to improve as a result. Parent club has injuries thinks the player is doing well on loan and recalls. Cue fevered attempt to wind people up from tired old hack

Celtic replace Stephen Welsh with Stephen Welsh. Add it to the list

@ShadowofEzra What the fuck is happening if with his hands never mind that alien looking face

Simon Cowell says he’s ‘aging backwards’ thanks to a blood-rinsing procedure that rinses and filters his blood before sending it back into his body. The procedure draws blood, spins it to separate and remove certain elements, and then returns it to the body. “I go to this place, this wellness clinic, where they actually take your blood, they rinse it, they filter it, and then they put it back into your body.”

@silverfoxdude @74frankfurt Never seen Glasgow chips looking anywhere near as good as these though!

@74frankfurt Dont forget the Glasgow side salad

Scottish Cuisine: Square sausage & haggis doubler on a well-fired roll. Pic: Brian Wilkie

@JapaneseGer @grok @CaptainHin38747 Can't wait for the day when grok tells someone like this to fuck off and get a life

@grantshapps Maybe if you wankers hadn't privatised the railways to line your own pockets, there might be a snowballs chance in hell that that'd even be possibility. Typical Tory tosser not got a feckin clue about how things actually work, have you old 5 names. Prick

It's time to automate the lot of it.

@liamcsc Being Irish doesn't make you a Celtic centre forward. Having a decent amount of skill and actually being able to move helps. Adam Idah obviously has some sort of footballing talent but by Christ he was a lazy bastard at trying to be a number 1 centre forward

One day we are going to talk about how the Celtic hivemind randomly decided Idah was a much worse player than he actually was due to goldfish memory & a poor start to the season in a dysfunctional attacking unit

@kingbuffaloband Any idea of stage times for tomorrow in Glasgow?

We had a killer time at Alcatraz & Sonic Blast. TONIGHT we play Nottingham at Rescue Rooms. Tix at kingbuffalo.com/tour 12.8 – Glasgow, UK @ Classic Grand 13.8 – Manchester, UK @ Gorilla - LOW TIX 14.8 – Bristol, UK @ Thekla - LOW TIX 15.8 – London, UK - SOLD OUT

@fuzzdoomrip Never knew Splendor Solis or Transmission had been released on vinyl. Might be a couple of additions to the collection now. Both exceptional releases

Amazing package from Le Noise from Canada arrived today…

@Morrisons Thanks Ashutosh. Your colleague, James, didn't seem interested unless I provided my phone number which I'm not willing to do. All I'm looking for is for some kind of action to prevent your customers been terrorised by gulls attacking them

@IainBrun Hi, I'm sorry to hear this. Could you please send us a DM with your tweet so we can look into it? - Ashutosh

@Morrisons being aggressively and dangerously attacked by gulls at your main Falkirk shop is making us seriously considering doing all our shopping at Tesco instead. It's a very unpleasant experience so can you please try and do something about it?

@Tescorealtruth @Morrisons Yeah thanks for that, I'm sure they don't, but what they might do is have the power to get local authorities to actually do something about this annual menace to people. Thanks for your input though.

@IainBrun @Morrisons I'm not sure but I don't think that supermarkets have power over seagull attacks. Seagulls do what they do because humans are dirty & lazy. Throwing litter on the floor, eating in the street etc. They are opportunists, people are to blame for their dirty habits.

@RoscoeP61369413 @RobertJudd4 @HJB_News__ Aye ok "son" 😁

@IainBrun @RobertJudd4 @HJB_News__ There's only one liar son and it's you who probably live nowhere near Falkirk. You want these illegal migrants? You house them. My daughter might then be able to take my grandkids to their local park.

Angela Rayner: Every part of Britain will take fair share of migrants. Party deputy leader insists all authorities must house successful asylum seekers who will be eligible for places in new 1.5m social housing.

@RoscoeP61369413 @RobertJudd4 @HJB_News__ That is an absolute lie. Utter pish. Am there regularly and Callander park is always full of people from all walks of life, walking dogs, picnics relaxing and generally being normal people. Why do you nutjobs always have to lie

@RobertJudd4 @HJB_News__ My daughter lives near one of them in Falkirk and the local women can't take their kids to nearby Callander park because of it. It's not safe. There should be ZERO illegal migrants hotels. And even more disgracefully our own homeless kip on the streets.

They were EGGstatic with the result!

#CelticFC here's the Easter Sunday pre game chosen XI by Mags and Hannah from Portree

@RobertJenrick Appears there's a two tier justice for those that circumvent planning too doesn't it honest bob?

Does the UK have a two-tier justice system? This month the Court of Appeal handed down a judgement for Roger Hallam, co-founder of Just Stop Oil. It’s a deeply troubling case that suggests we do - and that we need to fight back. A thread 🧵👇

@EsheruKwaku Hard to imagine that utter prick ever leaving anything unsaid. Rent a gob

They are no longer hiding it are they?

@implausibleblog They love "the people" don't they....

Donald Trump, "We're draining the swamp and we're restoring government, by the people for the people" "For years Washington was controlled by a sinister group of radical left marxists, warmongers, and corrupt special interests who drained our wealth and attacked our liberties, obliterated our borders and sucked our country dry" "Not any longer"

@Dominic2306 What a prick you are. Can only hope your arrogance is eventually your undoing one day.

Says the guy who tried with scum like Grieve to overturn the biggest democratic vote in British history. All of them shd have been prosecuted under the sort of laws we used to have for such treason