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📢 IMPOSSIBLE has acquired the @Rarible brand and key platform assets, and is integrating the Rarible marketplace technology into its ecosystem. Stay tuned!

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If you're looking to launch a token on @arbitrum, here are the essentials to get started in the Arbitrum ecosystem. 1) DEX & Liquidity @Uniswap - leading DEX on Arbitrum with v4 Hook Customization and Uniswap CCA for fair price launch @CamelotDEX - native Arbitrum One DEX and liquidity hub for Arbitrum Stack Chains @PancakeSwap - multichain DEX with $CAKE emissions and liquidity incentives for LPs @0xfluid - liquidity layer on Arbitrum enabling flash accounting and capital-efficient token markets @Balancer - weighted pools for treasury liquidity management and dynamic fee structures @SushiSwap - multichain DEX and aggregator for broad token liquidity @CurveFinance - stablecoin liquidity hub with deep pools and cross-chain support 2) Centralized Exchanges @RobinhoodApp & @Bitstamp - supports Arbitrum assets for spot listing @binance @BinanceWallet - supports Arbitrum assets via Binance Alpha and spot listings @okx @wallet- supports Arbitrum assets via OKX Boost and spot listings @Bybit_Official - supports spot and perpetual markets for Arbitrum assets @coinbase - regulated exchange with fiat on-ramps and compliant listings @kucoincom - supports spot and perpetual markets for Arbitrum assets @MEXC_Official @MEXC_DEX – Arbitrum assets gain exposure via MEXC Alpha, DEX+, and spot listings @Gate @GateAlphaHQ – support for Arbitrum assets via Gate Alpha and spot listings 3) EVM Bridges @LayerZero_Core - cross-chain messaging and asset transfers with LZ OFT standard @chainlink - CCIP for secure cross-chain messaging and token transfers @AcrossProtocol - fast, capital-efficient intent-based bridge into Arbitrum @wormhole - multichain bridge connecting Arbitrum to non-EVM ecosystems @axelar - cross-chain infrastructure enabling token transfers and messaging across networks via the ITS standard @hyperlane - permissionless framework for custom bridges @SOCKETProtocol - bridge aggregator across multiple liquidity providers @RelayProtocol intent-based bridge designed for fast and low-cost cross-chain transfers 4) Token Aggregators / Trackers @coingecko - crypto data aggregator with real-time market data @CoinMarketCap - crypto data, market caps, and trading volumes @dexscreener - real-time DEX analytics and liquidity discovery 5) Launchpads @impossible_ @curated_hq - Curated, by Impossible Finance, gives users access to curated early-stage Web3 opportunities @legiondotcc - community launchpad for fair token distributions and curated launches @clanker_world - permissionless token launcher integrated with Farcaster @printr - on-chain tool for fast token creation and deployment 6) Explorer @etherscan - Arbiscan for contract verification and transaction tracking 7) Token Distribution @Clique - airdrop tool for vesting and community token distribution @TokenTable - transparent token vesting and allocation management @MagnaFi - token vesting infrastructure for protocol teams @TokenOps - token allocation and unlock schedule management 8) Sybil & Proof of Humanity @passport - identity tool for Sybil-resistant airdrops and proof of humanity @Humanityprot - palm-based proof-of-humanity for fair token distribution 09) Analytics Tooling @arkham - wallet intelligence and entity tracking on-chain @Dune - SQL-based analytics dashboards for on-chain data @artemis - institutional-grade analytics for crypto sectors @nansen_ai - smart money tracking and wallet analytics @tokenterminal - protocol financial metrics and revenue analytics If you’re interested to launch a token on Arbitrum, Feel free to reach out! Disclaimer: This thread includes a non-exhaustive list of potential resources. It's for informational purposes only and does not constitute an endorsement of any project or service listed.

@fede_intern si arman algo me acerco a buenos aires✋

i'm thinking if we should show some people in buenos aires the crazy cool things we're doing with claude + codex + open source LLMs + our experience in software engineering + hardware + math + products. we've been doing things i don't see anybody even try yet. let me know if you're around the city and we can show you some cool things

Deposits are now open for the @MuDigitalHQ TVL Campaign on CURATED! Deposit $USDC on Ethereum to access: • ~7% APR via $loAZND • Fixed-rate $MU rewards for 3 months FCFS | $5M cap Register + complete KYC to participate 👇 curated.impossible.finance/sales/aznd-tvl…

CURATED is excited to partner with @MuDigitalHQ to bring Asia’s best yields onchain through their TVL campaign on CURATED. This opportunity has been sourced for CURATED by CURATOR @purpleslurping. Why Mu Digital? Mu Digital is an access gateway to the premier investment opportunities in Asia. Earn stable, transparent, and real yields on your stablecoins — in both bull and bear markets. Mu Digital unlocks institutional-grade Asian bond and private credit markets that are typically reserved for high-net-worth individuals and financial institutions. With backing from UOB, one of ASEAN’s largest banks, and a team of former executives from Bank of America Merrill Lynch, UBS, and HTX, Mu Digital is bringing Asia’s most reputable government and corporate borrowers onchain. Campaign Details Deposit Period: March 9 – March 23 2026 10AM UTC Locked Period: March 23 - June 23 2026 10AM UTC (3-month campaign) Who can join: Anyone who registers and completes KYC on CURATED Mechanism: First-Come, First-Served (FCFS) Total Cap: $5,000,000 Accepted Asset: $USDC Chain: Ethereum TVL Campaign Incentives By participating, users receive: • ~7% APR via $loAZND (yield-bearing Asia Dollar stable). • Fixed-rate $MU token rewards: 21.66 $MU tokens per $100 deposited, per month (for 3 months). • $MU rewards follow 40% unlock at TGE, with the remaining 60% vesting linearly over 6 months (10% monthly). How It Works • Deposit USDC on Ethereum during the deposit period. • Funds are converted into $loAZND, accruing ~7% APR automatically. • Participants earn fixed-rate $MU token rewards over the 3-month campaign. • During the locked period, users may swap back to $USDC anytime via Mu Digital's platform (deposits > $10K) or @CurveFinance (deposits <$10K). • Early exit results in a 50% reduction of accrued $MU rewards. Join on CURATED Mu Digital is building institutional-grade fixed income infrastructure for crypto — unlocking access to Asia’s fastest-growing and most reputable borrowers. 👉 Register now and complete KYC: curated.impossible.finance

@WazzCrypto - valuation is not 1B - users can get a refund anytime - product is already live - image chosen is not the dominant liquidity pool still agreed with the overall point about the need of getting valuations down, but you can choose better examples next time

Seems like every single public sale / pre sale / raise needs to get re-rated 80% down due to market conditions and risk appetite This is good long term Why the fuck are we still giving out $1B valuations for free pre product

@Denshattack x.com/ImpossibleGD/s…

nobody asked for this game but I'm making it anyway 👍🚄

nobody asked for this game but i'm making it anyway (link next post below)

The skills files for your AI can contain invisible instructions that only your AI agent can read. You’ll never see them. Your agent will obey them. Everyone’s worried about AI taking their job. Nobody’s worried about what their AI agent is actually executing. After almost ~2k @github stars, shipped even more Tirith detection, along with other features: - Scans AI config files for hidden prompt injection - Catches zero-width characters hiding instructions from you - Detects servers cloaking content: showing one thing to your browser, another to your AI - MCP server with 7 tools your agent calls before executing anything - Hidden content detection: CSS hiding, zero-font tricks, and content in web pages only your AI can read - One-command setup for Claude Code, Cursor, Codex, VS Code, Windsurf - Env hijacking, proxy injection, PATH manipulation detection Free & Open source. Did you ever audit your AI config files before?

🤝 Partner Announcement: Gami Capital x CURATED We’re excited to welcome @Gami_Capital as an official curator partner on CURATED. 🔍 About Gami Capital Gami Capital operates at the intersection of yield, liquidity, and distribution, combining high-conviction venture investing with institutional-grade on-chain execution. They back the next generation of DeFi, Infrastructure, and Consumer Apps: bridging early-stage innovation with real-time market depth and strategic distribution. Through @GamiLabs, their execution arm specializing in vault curation and liquidity deployment, Gami ensures protocols launch with immediate depth, stability, and aligned participation from day one. 📁 Portfolio Highlights Their portfolio includes high-conviction projects such as @turtledotxyz, @lagoon_finance and @ConcreteXYZ, reflecting strong alignment with scalable DeFi and infrastructure primitives. 🤝 Why CURATED Gami Capital chose CURATED for its high curation standards, transparent participation framework, and access to a high-quality community of long-term, aligned participants. As a curator on CURATED, Gami brings its execution edge in liquidity, token design, and distribution to deliver high-conviction, well-vetted opportunities to the CURATED community. More curated opportunities coming soon 👀

🌷 The @flyingtulip_ $FT Sale Has Officially Concluded on CURATED! A total of $67M has been deposited on CURATED 🔥 We’re incredibly grateful for the overwhelming support and participation from the community - this milestone wouldn’t have been possible without you.

Pay less attention to crypto natives playing token games and more attention to the adults working on fundamentals. $ICNT performance since inception and since 10/10 against BTC vs performance of ETH, Solana and a DePIN index against BTC.

@tpcventures @curated_hq looking forward to working together!

@curated_hq LFG!

🤝 Partner Announcement: TPC Ventures x CURATED We’re excited to welcome @tpcventures as an official curator partner on CURATED. 🔍 About TPC Ventures TPC Ventures focuses on backing ambitious and resilient founding teams building innovative Web3 infrastructure and applications that create long-term value for the ecosystem. They prioritize strong execution, operational excellence, and projects with the ability to build meaningful communities and real user adoption. Based in LATAM, TPC Ventures is one of the largest strategic investors in the sector, investing worldwide while serving as a gateway to the LATAM emerging market for its portfolio companies. 📁 Portfolio Highlights Their portfolio includes leading Web3 projects such as @celestia, @peaq, @fhenix, and @dawninternet, reflecting their conviction in scalable, next-generation blockchain infrastructure. 🤝 Why CURATED TPC Ventures chose CURATED for its high curation standards, transparent participation mechanisms, and access to a high-quality community of long-term, aligned participants. Through this partnership, TPC Ventures joins CURATED as a curator, contributing its investment expertise and high-conviction thesis to deliver quality, well-vetted opportunities to the CURATED community. More curated opportunities coming soon 👀

IMPOSSIBLE is proud to announce the incubation & strategic partnership with @Sentinel_codes - the first DeFi project incubated under our Venture Studio arm initiative. We’re going above and beyond to build alongside projects. Read more about our vision 👇🧵

@8bitsam @0xCuter @WaxNightmares @flyingtulip_ No, unsold tokens just never enter circulation. If they raise 300m, then the circulating supply is adjusted and the Fdv will be 300m for the token sale.

@0xCuter @WaxNightmares @flyingtulip_ That's what it says isnt it?

The odds of cronje pulling off @flyingtulip_ is ZERO "Redeemable put option" sounds nice but the $FT token itself is destined for ZERO This is essentially cronje saying "let me manage your funds for yield" One last protocol then him and his team of known scammers will ride off into the sunset with our money 😂