Smile Please

As Purplebricks SP slips to 16.95p Investors might recall Zeus were v.enthusiastic about the impact of the "Money back guarantee" Forecasting £100m revenue & 69k annual instr by 2023 Vendors rushing to instruct in a frothy market with prospect of fee ret'd instead of selling!

@Robert_May_ @PropIndEye @Agent_PeeBee EYE have made it very clear they are all about advertising. No need for the likes of me to be posting these days. Keep hoping Ros will come back but guess she is enjoying her well earned retirement.

Anyone remember the surfer / hippy sounding 'Dude' that use to post on @PropIndEye ? What happened to him , i use to enjoy his posts.

@maxrushden Not quite right is it. They are saying have the detention center in Rwanda so the poor souls are not being put on dinghies in the channel with trafficker's putting their lives in danger.

The pure lack of compassion from the Government - and its supporters is unbearable. How can your first reaction to anyone in a dinghy in the English Channel be anything but compassion for their desperation - rather than: 'I know, let's fucking send them to Rwanda'.

So Boomin have managed 10 paid agents ..... So like a long slog!

Launching, & running, a property portal these days can be very expensive, just ask One Dome whose latest figures submitted to Companies House are shown below. Just ask Boomin who are currently completing another funding round. Quick question; when do the investors get a return?

@BroadcastMoose @WestHam looking in good shape there Ian, new or old photo?

Happy 33rd Birthday former @WestHam defender James Tomkins have a great day my friend

@GoldbergRadio Out of interest, not loaded. 18 month wait, why not go private if its a serious life condition?

@emmalunn @easyJet @monzo Dont use Monzo

Took a flight with @easyJet. Made 2 @monzo purchases on the plane which went through but later failed as needed chip & pin. Easyjet keeps trying to take the money, Monzo keeps declining. How can this be resolved @Monzo?

Which joke figure from estate agency has recently taken a trip to Turkey ....... smilehairclinic.com/en/

@RicPickford OTM?

Just received the devastating blow I am definitely stuck in a contract until February 2023. (I signed it so suck it up) It seemed logical in 2017 we tried to protect our investment but urgh, now it's just dead money promoting Instant Online Valuations.

@lukedmartin88 Looking at your website i guess they were a waste of time as you don't have many for sale / let

Anyone remember Boomin? whatever happened to that?

@furbabygirl Because electing an MP is a popularity contest not who is best suited to the role (men also)

Why do Labour women go to Parliament half-dressed?

@BroadcastMoose @WestHam 59???? Really that cant be right 😳

Happy 59th Birthday former @WestHam goalkeeper Raymond Van Der Gouw, have a great day my friend

@RicPickford @snapeolad If you cant employ them, breed them! 🤣

New Team member starts next week. Talented, bright, enthusiastic, a little bit gobby (wait for it) & Estate Agency in the blood. Alfie Pickford who will not allow me to follow him on Twitter for social reasons 🤣 will be on board as our Trainee Estate Agent. @snapeolad urgh

@YorkshireProps The cheapest time to buy was yesterday the most expensive is tomorrow. Don't delay, buy now.

Today's poll may be controversial but it's anonymous so you can be completely honest with it. Someone in your family is thinking of entering the property market, your best advice to them is:

Will @PurplebricksUK make it until the end of 2022 without being sold/merged/closed my guess is no Lack of stock, tougher market and mounting problems something needs to be done and clearly (as we have all said for years) the model does not work. #Shareprice #investmentcommunity

@andyspencer1 @BorisJohnson @POTUS @NATO @ZelenskyyUa Difference is a playground bully does not have his finger on a button for a nuclear bomb.

@eabanter I take no responsibility! 🤣

BREAKING: off the back of this poll and @InvisibleWeek comment I've since handed in my notice and been offered a similar role in a new company, with a £25k basic