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@KipHenley Watching the Masters with my Pops on Sunday. Starts telling me how he went to the 2000 US Open. Told me he watched Tiger on the practice green for an hour. Said he was dunking every putt. 20ft, 25ft, 30ft. Just drilling them all.

Giggle ! If the Tour guys putt an 8 footer from the same spot over and over I promise their make % is in the 90’s.

@polarbear1066 @ThiccQuidity @UziCryptoo It’s investment 101. You evaluate return against the risk free rate. Also, risk isn’t return. It’s the likelihood of return. Using the risk free rate ensures that an investment that carries extra risk, carries an equitable amount of return.

@ThiccQuidity @UziCryptoo Your solution works for short term investments for the very risk averse. Over the long the greater risk of lower returns is more significant. Over ten years with $100k in: - a standard index fund youd get the “risk” of $259k. - Versus the “risk free” $141k.

Just heard the best/worst caller on the Dave Ramsey podcast. Married couple, under 30. $145,000 household income. Came on the show to celebrate paying off the mortgage on their $450,000 Georgia home. Said they starting paying it off early 5 years ago, meaning they had a low interest rate home loan (probably <3%) and started to aggressively pay it down right as interest rates were starting to rise. Dave Ramsey loved it, launching into a lecture about how 26-year olds who say they can’t buy homes should look at this couple for inspiration. Hahaha.

@AU_Godfather Couple G League players and no center. Surprised he won 16 games.

Alabama was one season removed from the second round of the NCAA tournament. This was Nate Oats first roster. He won 16 games.

@ScottBarrettDFB Wouldn’t you have to take into account the shortening of games via clock? Feels like efficiency matters more than gross yardage stats

All Round 1 QBs with fewer than two 300-yard passing games in their final college season + since 2009, Power Conference-only Christian Ponder, 2010 (0) Fernando Mendonza, 2025 (1) JJ McCarthy, 2023 (1) Jake Locker, 2010 (1) Tim Tebow, 2009 (1) /end of list

@Tylerwinfrey25 That LB got SEC speed for sure

Guy who will probably name his first daughter Crymson: “Wow, Awbarns new Qb throws real funny! Try and tackle this then

@SophiaNarwitz My lit teacher used to say there’s cookies and meals. Hail Mary is a cookie. Maybe you don’t like its type of cookie, but don’t try to make it a meal.

His writing is utterly atrocious, made worse as he treats his audience like they have a single brain cell.

@quant_____ ROI on degrees should be made public and easily accessible. Federal loans should not be allowed if institutions don’t do this.

One time I was at a dinner with the dean of my school and he told me how he’s working to grow the university’s (online!) masters programs, because they bring in so much revenue. I legitimately asked him “yea but these programs have basically no ROI for students right?”

@JipperCones @jordanmoore_21 Bama won the natty the year after he left. UGA lost to Bama 4 times with Cochran on staff. A torn Jamo ACL gave them the natty and their only win against Bama while he was there.

@jordanmoore_21 Hope not. Hoping it was all the strength staff. Saban made his run under that wild strength coach (Cochran, I think). He left for UGA and suddenly they were the dominant team and Saban never won again.

The ESPN 30 for 30 Indiana football cheating scandal is going to hit hard.

@ribzoftiktok Stop with the heavy cream to make sauces. Just use some damn flour and butter to make a roux.

The salt shaker was thinking about it

@PlumbNick Budgets are made at the department level. Her salary probably looked bloated on a spreadsheet to some ET member who’s trying to increase productivity and reduce costs so they get a gold star at the next quarterly meeting.

Can anyone with an MBA help me understand the “theory” behind laying off the 25th most tenured employee in a company of over a million people? In my experience (I was top 8.58% of tenure), the cultural value and institutional knowledge, possessed by people like her was well worth her wages. But like 16k of us, she woke up locked out, laid off and jobless on Wednesday morning. And immediately pushed forward - which is why I don’t understand the “theory” behind some of these decisions. #amazonlayoffs @USDOL

@willsommer x.com/i/grok/share/5…

Tulsi Gabbard's involvement in this FBI raid in Fulton County suggests, if there was any doubt, that this story is about to get really crazy. x.com/corinne_perkin…

@NotDauntedBlake Cig was there during the Kirby years where staff had little turnover. Had he waited a few more, he would have been promoted.

nick saban knew how good cig was all along and refused to promote him out of fear for his own accolades. he forced him to reset his career in his 50s, knowing he wouldn’t have the time to break his records. now he and his buddy finebaum do everything possible to go against him

@BamaVisualz Will Anderson got doubled teamed and held most plays he rushed. Go watch the tape.

Will Anderson was playing man coverage in the slot and sittin in the zone flat the whole game bc of Pete Golding

@Kyle_Odegard Brissett throws for 3400 on 14 games and you wanna draft a QB in the 1st? We need more than a QB to fix this clown show

The No. 3 pick in a two-QB draft, of course

@GrahamCoffeyDC An SEC team can’t complain about going to the Sugar Bowl. That’s just nonsense.

People dismissed this when I brought it up a month ago, but once again I need to point out that it was ridiculous UGA won the SEC title by 21 points and avenged it’s only loss and didn’t receive the 2 seed Instead, the committee sent UGA to play a game 200 miles closer to its opponent’s campus and matched them up against a team they had already beaten when the game one loser is 17-7 in bowl game/playoff game rematches since 1944 Ohio State’s best win was by 7 against Texas in a game where they put up just over 200 total yards. Georgia beat Texas 35-10, and had a better strength of schedule and way more quality wins There was zero reason they shouldn’t have grabbed the 2 seed

@JohnBurrowsCFB Yards after Oregon went up 41-13 with 7min to go in the 3rd JMU: 180 Oregon: 67 Tells you all you need to know. And if you don’t stat watch and put the film on, it’s clear how mismatched that game was. Non-competitive from the jump.

Tulane and JMU were outgained in the playoffs by a COMBINED 81 yards. Alabama and Miami (round 1 WINNERS) were outgained by a combined 150 yards. Tulane and JMU also played two higher seeded teams in the first round. Don’t let national media pushing narratives about G5 programs for ratings $ convince you that there’s a bigger talent discrepancy between top G5 teams and P4 teams than there actually is.

@ShutdownMan @NextRoundLive @joelklatt Doesn’t matter. You can’t throw a hitch, or any flat route against cover 2. Corner is sitting in the flat playing zone. It’ll be picked 99/100 times.

@NextRoundLive @joelklatt There was more to it than that. The OU receiver kept running upfield, but Mateer expected him to be where he threw the ball. The WR missed the signal/change. There was no receiver within 10 yards. Or, Mateer forgot he was the home team & threw the ball to a similar OU away uni.

What REALLY happened on Zabien Brown's game-changing pick 6 of John Mateer in Alabama's win at Oklahoma? @joelklatt breaks it down. 👇 #RollTide #CFBPlayoff

@EmmanuelAcho @speakeasytlkshw Bad read, but the untouched edge blitzer might have something to do with the pick 🤡

Sam Darnold, WTF!!!! You have to grow and learn, you can’t keep making this mistake!!! SPEAKEASY tonight is going up!! 🔥🔥

@DrkStarNews @financedystop Not only that, the man said partial remodel. Lolol. Highway robbery. This is why subs need to stick to bids and not GCing

@financedystop LOL, bro I put an addition on my house for $100k. $30k for bath reno is straight up gouging.

This carpenter breaks down why his prices are what they are, and the comments are full of people saying they’d charge way less

@WidenMyMatt @jetsmuse Put the tape on. Big reason he has time is changing protection at the LOS. Underrated quality in prospects

@jetsmuse The jets are gonna draft this kid and he's gonna bust. Watch Bamas On-line he's never gonna see that time in the pros

dear god i don’t wanna say it but