Jables

@wideawake_media Thought you were leaving? Go on n git.

"X is the number one news app in the world." "Why don't we crush all the accounts that post about news?"

@EllzOnChain @I_amMukhtar If you bring something to an interview as a prop, reasonable to be asked about it.

@I_amMukhtar I don't like Brand, an I think he's a bad dude. And certainly shouldn't be turning to Christ incorrectly to make him look innocent. I can't help but feel this same question wouldn't be asked if it was a Quran.

Piers Morgan asked Russell Brand which passages were relevant to him when he brought a Bible into court.

@OhioTate Good…would have been painfully dull. Anyone who’s ever been to a work convention knows the only exciting stuff happens after hours

Breaking News: The cast of Spring Break will no longer be attending Tortilla Con.

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@Blutman27 Jarvis #LiamBlutmanOTWorld

Time for #LiamBlutmanOTWorld Prize for correct answer My Pick: Nikishin Must use the hashtag

@tntsports Private equity? Remind me, what does the P in PIF stand for?

We spoke with LIV Golf CEO Scott O’Neil on the future of the league 🎙️

@thegolfeditor Any word on what’s happening with the broadcast??

Beguiled by this fire-breathing calavera at the 18th hole at LIV Golf Mexico City Can also be seen from the 1st tee box

@Delaware_FB This your guy?? @Philly_Mays

Great to have Nasir Adderley and Sam Dolente at practice this morning! 👋

@garrett_TFE @shanebacon And did we get to spend more time with our families?

Everyone is forgetting the important question: did we grow the game?

@WallStRollup So they now sell shoes and on-demand access to GPUs? Product synergies must be off the charts.

Allbirds has raised $50mm to pivot its business to AI compute infrastructure Allbirds now has a long-term vision to become a fully integrated GPU-as-a-Service (GPUaaS) and AI-native cloud solutions provider

@PatrickBlayloc6 @Scrambling4oreU It’s a business decision - without the rule, anyone could hold a tournament with a giant prize pool, PGA tour players go play, and all of a sudden the PGA tour event has no good players that week and a really pissed off sponsor.

@Jables747 @Scrambling4oreU I didn’t know that. It’s still a dumb rule and not necessary.

If LIV really does fold, lets hand out some death sentences so this never happens again: - Phil and the “old guard”: lifetime ban from PGA Tour. They left for LIV because their careers were over anyway so give ‘Em what they know to be reality - All media, commentators, etc: Lifetime ban from access to the PGA Tour. These personalities attempted to give the league legitimacy. Death sentence. - All others: No communication necessary. Let the DPWT have them and set a 2 year suspension from the PGA Tour. Why? Lets see how bad they want it - 1yr of meaningless grind on the DPWT before they start playing for their way back

@PatrickBlayloc6 @Scrambling4oreU It’s pretty straightforward - PGA tour players sign agreements that require them to get approval to play on other tours. PGA tour obviously didn’t grant them approvals to play on a competing tour (LIV), so therefore they got suspended.

@Scrambling4oreU NBA player goes overseas and plays he can never play NBA again. NFL player goes to Canada never plays nfl again. Why does the PGA tour get to have a monopoly. LIV players should not be punished. Especially if they said nothing negative or disrespectful about other golfers or PGAT

@idcstfumaynee Do or die games just hit different

HORNETS CELEBRATING LIKE THEY WON THE CHIP LMFAOOOOOO W THO

@cicgods @OhioTate @StoolAfterDark Definitely could be wrong, but I calculated 1 in 24 with 30% strike rate, and 1 in 225 with 20%.

@OhioTate @StoolAfterDark 1 in 57 assuming each bowler has a 30% strike rate. The problem is frames 1 through 7 are almost a "given" at 30%, your team has a 94% chance of making it through the first half of the game without a single miss. The game begins at frame 10 so you're going to waste a ton of time

Tomorrow on @StoolAfterDark We are streaming live from the Bowling Alley until we roll a Perfect Game 12 Barstool employees. 12 Strikes in a row needed. No one can go twice. The bowling alley is staying open overnight for us. We are there until we roll a 300

@gra65777353 @DemzDeliver That’s the point! Invest in the education of state residents - seems like a good use of tax dollars.

@DemzDeliver Nothing is free…taxpayers will be paying for this whether they have a child in college or not..

🚨 New Mexico has become the first state to make public universities tuition free for all. Nearly every state Republican tried to block this change.

@Blutman27 Make em eat haggis

Congrats Rory. Another year of sticky toffee pudding at the Champions Dinner it is.

@TYZI94 @MrJerryOC @PardonMyMeme Working my sources reallll hard right now to confirm

@Jables747 @MrJerryOC @PardonMyMeme Holy shit. Is this real?

Look at me @PardonMyMeme I AM THE CAPTAIN NOW Guess I won't be hosting Camp Barstool

@JohnRichTV I needed boots on the ground

I’m really trying to care about the moon trip but it just does nothing for me

@BigSeanQ_ Hell yea. But also no thank you