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Trump: Massive numbers of completely empty oil tankers, some of the largest anywhere in the World, are heading, right now, to the United States to load up with the best and “sweetest” oil (and gas!) anywhere in the World. We have more oil than the next two largest oil economies combined - and higher quality. We are waiting for you. Quick turnaround!

NATO SPOKESPERSON STATED THEY ARE READY TO HANDLE IRANIAN MISSILE THREATS HEADING TO TURKEY AND WILL DEFEND ALLIES AS NEEDED.

@SalsaTekila Do yourself a favor and stop trading crypto. Move over to futures

I'm sick of losing money trying to trade lower timeframes, so I made myself a checklist. This should filter out pretty much all the shitty trades I tend to take. Might be a while before the next one, but at least the path forward is clear.

Trump: NATO NATIONS HAVE DONE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO HELP WITH THE LUNATIC NATION, NOW MILITARILY DECIMATED, OF IRAN. THE U.S.A. NEEDS NOTHING FROM NATO, BUT “NEVER FORGET” THIS VERY IMPORTANT POINT IN TIME!

According to a source who spoke to CNN, Ali Larijani, the Secretary of the Iranian Supreme National Security Council who was reportedly killed earlier today in a strike by Israel, was seen by both Israel and the United States as the most favored transitional candidate as of September 2025, but became a target in early February 2026. The source said Larijani became a target when he: - Pushed for the brutal crackdown on protesters in January. - Took front seat in lashing out at Israel and the United States. -⁠ Assumed key role in strategizing the IRGC kinetic actions, in particular against the Gulf Nations.

Lebanese Hezbollah (LH) rockets being fired into Northern Israel in the most recent wave of LH strikes. Roughly 100 were fired in this wave.

@JesseLonis good luck on the 5th. 4 daughters is tough. dont give up!

Day 10 cold turkey from Mary Jane. It’s time for me to be done for good. My oldest daughter is turning 5 in September. I never want her to have an image of me thinking smoking is okay. I started smoking when I was 12 years old and continued for the next 18 years. My excuse was that I needed it to perform at high levels, when in reality it was to mask and numb myself from childhood trauma. Now, life is the complete opposite and everyday I wake up more blessed than anyone on earth. About to welcome my 4th daughter in August and God blessed me with a reality that feels like a daily dream. My sleep is now better than it ever was, my energy is high from morning to night. I’m embracing my ADHD and using it as the superpower it is. My thought process is very clear in poker, thinking every hand through thoroughly. If you thought I was dominate in poker before you’re about to see a whole new level of 🦍. If you want to change, it starts with you and ends with you. Thank you Mary Jane for guiding me while I needed you. On to the next chapter! 💪🏻

@DeItaone @grok what companies does the US use to make these drones?

*US FOR THE FIRST TIME USED 'ONE WAY ATTACK DRONES' ON IRAN: FOX

I saved New York City from Michael Saylor’s massive SCAM $MSTR

Grab your balls because the biggest Plinko hit ever just happened!

@TheRyanFeldman Do not hire a person out of college 😂😂 terrible idea

I will pay whatever it costs to build the best app

Looking for someone who’s good at building apps. Ideally someone in college or recently out of college who’s hungry and is a poker fan and wants to build a cool app. DM me if interested.

@MizerXBT Ethereum going to 5k before 2026 is priced at around 43c. Bet NO as it’s closer to 15-20%. Enjoy the arb. Check ETHA options as well.

I’ve been using Polymarket for a while purely as an information tool, it’s useful to see what market participants are expecting about any event. I’ve checked it over time but I’ve never actually taken any plays, and I’d like to start doing so. I’d appreciate it if you could drop good Polymarket traders / "alpha" Polymarket account to follow in the replies to this tweet.

@JustinBonomo You're leaving out the part that only returned about half of the 48 hostages they held... Regardless of deceased, a deal is a deal. They're not even confirmed deceased. They also have no intention of dis-arming hamas.

Hundreds (thousands?) of people have told me “this all ends if Hamas frees the hostages” No surprise that was a complete lie

‘SUSPICIOUS’ HUNTING STAND FOUND NEAR TRUMP’S PLANE The U.S. Secret Service found a “suspicious hunting stand” overlooking the spot where President Donald Trump exits Air Force One at Palm Beach International Airport, officials told Fox News Digital. No one was found nearby. The FBI is investigating.

@jay_azhang My money is that they will drawdown 90%+ of the account size unless you cap the maximum nominal size. Willing to wager that none of they survive a year.

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@jay_azhang In order to have any success long term, I would cap the maximum nominal size to be around 2-2.5x of the account size. This has 0 chance of success long-term as of now. Not a doubter, but the risk needs to be adjusted.

@jay_azhang Love it. Great idea. One massive issue. These position sizes can't withstand crypto volatility long-term. This probably has close to a 99% probability of drawing down 80-95% of the account size. This is clearly tuned to maximum degen levels.

Are you ready for Alpha Arena?

BITCOIN IS GOING TO $26,000

Polymarket achieves 95.2% accuracy 4 hours before market resolution. Accuracy remains above 89% across all measured timeframes: 91.1% one month out, 89.4% one week out, and 90.4% at 12 hours before close. The platform’s Brier score stands at 0.0565. Markets with $1M+ volume show scores near 0.02, while sub-$1K markets average 0.08. 78.8% of markets resolve “No” versus 21.2% “Yes.” Accuracy increases as resolution approaches, from 91.1% at one month to 95.2% at four hours.

@WallStreetApes @grok what episode of Joe Rogan is this

Joe Rogan is shocked by UK inbreeding statistics, “Strap yourself in for this” - 70% of all Pakistanis are inbred - Half of everyone living in the Arab world are inbred - BBC investigation in Britain revealed that at least 55% of the Pakistani community in Britain was married to a first cousin - Turkey has between 25-30% more stillbirths among immigrants - BBC's research also discovered that while British Pakistanis account for just 3.4% of all births in Britain, they accounted for 30% of all British children with recessive disorders and a higher rate of infant mortality - Medical evidence shows that one of the negative consequences of inbreeding is a 100% increase in the risk of stillbirths - Findings on intelligence research shows that if one parents are cousins — intelligence goes down 10 to 16 IQ points, the risk of having an IQ lower than 70 increases 400% amongst children from first cousin marriages (considered mental retardation) “We're going to be called Islamophobic for even bringing this up — people don’t like the truth”