Jam the Analyst

@LewisBowden_ Such a shit argument 😂

Here we go, Howe Out brigade have more fuel to their fire. Just remember, David Moyes was forced out of West Ham, Ange was forced out of Spurs. And let’s not start on Chelsea…

@LukeEdwardsTele Hahaha of course he will. If he’s sacked he’ll be paid, if he walks he won’t. What a terrible take 😂😂😂😂

Also the truth on Eddie Howe’s future - if fans make it clear they no longer back him he will not stay where he isn’t wanted #nufc

@MbarkCherguia That kid’s about 3 😂😂😂😂

This woman’s receiving backlash for breastfeeding her (kind of old) child inside a restaurant on Mother’s Day, where other patrons were also trying to enjoy their Mother’s Day and meals with loved ones. What do you think? Did she deserve the backlash?

@elonmusk Not in the uk, very happy with mine in the USA though 👌

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@colin_calcio He should be sold. He’ll never work in this system and the system will never change.

It’s fuckin hilarious how the 23 year old lad coming to a new league has been battered more than the premier league proven 29 year old who cost only 10m less. His assist tonight says all you need to know. If he gets sold in summer I’ll riot. #nufc

@mikepitt84 He’ll never work in our system and our system will never change. This would be a great move for everyone

We will regret this in years to come if we do this! Fuck… can so see him in that Yellow kit! #NUFC

@jchaytor16 We haven’t got anyone making that pass from midfield either, that’s another issue.

Tears man look what this bloke can do in the final third? I know what to do let's play him as a CDM😀

The ICE Agent in Minneapolis who k*lled Renee Good will face no criminal charges…

@gw850 We will be selling them, but for more money than that.

It’s highly amusing to see the armchair fans of the “Big 6” genuinely think that just because we won’t have Champions League football next season, we’ll be queuing up to sell Tonali, Hall, Bruno and Tino for £30m a piece.

@NUFCJordd They’ll pay 4x what we can, so he absolutely would.

Man United fans really think Elliot Anderson would choose them over his boyhood club 😭

@NUFC7890 There needs to be more outgoings than that. Wissa, Woltemade & Gordon need to go for various reasons. Eddie too.

@Pooliemags1Ttv We’ve got 0 chance of getting into Europe 😂

We currently sit 4 points off the European places btw… Almost certainly though 🙄 #nufc

@Amockx2022 He’d rather have your kids die for Zelensky and your daughters raped by invaders He’s a man of great morals

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@xploragain She drunk texted her ex 100% 😂

@ridwan_803 Can’t stand TG, but he’s right here. This whole video was fucking spot on. Eddie will be here as long as he wants too, sickener

#NUFC Brave man ! Eddie Howe isn’t a technical manager. Give him a £1 billion budget and he’ll still chase runners over real quality I’ve said it a million times: the core problem at this club starts and ends with Eddie howe.

@pinkmlvn And why’s she with him? If he’s a predator, she’s a whore 😂

we don’t talk enough how most white men are actually pedophiles

@Im_RobM @supremetactico7 Me? I only live/work in Orlando now, I’m from Gateshead, former season ticket holder. I’m actually home right now. Not sure if I class as US fanbase - but if it helps me get permanent citizenship, I’ll take it 😂

@supremetactico7 @JamTheAnalyst You aren't helping the cause of the US fanbase.

Given how the Man Utd PR machine is telling the world just how important signing Tonali is, we should be coming out of this with a massive fee if we do find ourselves needing to sell. Not a penny below £100m #NUFC.

@supremetactico7 @Im_RobM I couldn’t stand it if he moved to another prem team to be honest 😂 I see why he might though. Man U pay crazy wages, not many can compete with the money of the table. His agent will defo be pushing for a Man U move.

@JamTheAnalyst @Im_RobM I’d say max 80 but even that is pushing it, especially since he wants to leave. Even if he doesn’t come to United (which I do not mind at all since I don’t rate him highly), he will go to City or Italy and they won pay much either

@supremetactico7 @Im_RobM We wouldn’t sell him for 60m 😂 He cost £50m+ Let’s see how it pans out. As long as players who want to leave are sold quickly, it’s all good. And it doesn’t matter how much we get anyway, we’ll only waste it lol.

@JamTheAnalyst @Im_RobM Anderson > Tonali is not a hot take Tonali will go for nowhere near 100 mil, that’s Anderson level Tonali will be between 60-70

@supremetactico7 @Im_RobM I agree with the English tax bit, but he’s not clear of Tonali in any other way. Both excellent players, I’d rather have peak Tonali than peak Anderson. Either way, I hope we get £100m or near to it. That would be amazing for a player who wants to leave. 🙏

@Im_RobM @JamTheAnalyst I guarantee you brother, Anderson will go for at least 20m more than Tonali. He’s a far better player, younger, and has English tax