Jennifer Dickson

Just had an argument with a colleague totally convinced that it was Tuesday today. He's a bit of a joker and I honestly thought he was messing with me. How's your WEDNESDAY going?🤦‍♀️

@Whatleydude And i regret to inform you, it is Monday. Arguably worse.

I regret to inform you it is Sunday.

Hurrraaaahhhh! 🥂🎉

Does anyone know anyone looking for short term tenants or house sitters from late Feb/early March? Hoping to avoid a short spell of homelessness in between selling and buying. Will have two fur babies of the cat variety and a husband in tow. Let me know if you can help!

Wordle today was bad bad bad. Did not get it in 6. Have failed in life….

@AdamWhittles I didn't get as far as trying peanut. I left them at work and let people help themselves. Not many fans around the office I have to say.... Sorry Huel. Maybe rethink the recipe!

@JenProut @Herbalife @huel Yes! Exactly this. I ordered a box of each flavour of the new "Protein Bars" from Huel and they taste really bitter with a bad texture. Only palatable one was peanut, might have to move back to the original bars, cause the chocolate covered ones are awful!

Got let down by @Herbalife so panic ordered some @huel to keep me going. Just tried my first shake and it was decent. First protein bar though i took one bite and put it in the bin. Was meant to be salted caramel, tasted like bitter sawdust 🤢

Wordle today, got it in two. Says a lot about my state of mind. If you know you know....

@Khurtizz It was just so bitter I couldn't face eating the rest. Texture of sawdust. Nothing like salted caramel.

@JenProut I’d never bin it, but I can’t say it’s my favourite. They do fill me up at least but yeah, if you remove all expectations of them tasting of anything, you’re better off.

Right, time do another food review. And this time it’s a pudding of sorts! It’s one of the new Huel protein bars. Today, banoffee.

@Khurtizz Did they get any better? I've just opened the box and have taken a bite and binned the salted caramel bar. Wondering if the others are just as bad? Shall i just bin the £30 box?

It’s gash. I’ve got a £30 box of these so expect the reviews to improve for my own sanity

I have been on hold to @Herbalife for 45 mins already. I'm being driven slowly mad by their music. But i've been "first in the queue" for half an hour now and I can't give up when i'm so close....

@LenniCoffey Sticking in a vote for Margate. Foodie heaven and beaches are sandy - close to Pegwell Bay and coastal walks. I have a friend with an airbnb place - airbnb.co.uk/rooms/44095924. It's a treat!

Am aware this is the kind of question people usually ask me - but if you were to book a last-minute place for next week from which to work remotely, no more than 2hrs from London and accessible by train, near the sea and preferably some lush countryside, where would you pick?

@I_AliceD @O2 Oh that’s weird. I’m on O2 too… and so far apparently so good.

@JenProut Lucky you. I can’t even do that. No phone signal either @O2

Sending text messages like the year 2000….

Tried to buy SGP tickets. Set my alarm after a late night at an amazing wedding yesterday. Sales opened at 6am, by 6.01 they’d all gone 😭😭 @SecretGardenHQ 😭😭

What’s with the random podcast ads @Spotify - it’s SO ANNOYING. It started happening today for me half way through a very enjoyable happy place podcast with @Fearnecotton. Maybe there’s another platform that lets you listen without interruptions?! Let me know if so twittersphere!

@willguyatt WE have a very high opinion of you Will…. ❤️ Keep doing you and ignore the minority xx

Nothing like the internet to cheer you up

Baffling experience with an estate agent today. Asked to view a🏠, told it was already under offer. Received an email with other listings. INCLUDING the original 🏠 I wanted to see. I queried it. "I'm sorry but there are no more viewings available on this property now."😭

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