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Jesus Martinez

@JesusM2886

COFUNDADOR DE $KABRACOIN 3cf6YUp8BXZTrDP7yoFuLVxbt8GqwrHdzmnNtturpump

เข้าร่วม Temmuz 2024
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We got the runners boys. Send it.
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Jesus Martinez@JesusM2886·
@SrPeters Consider investigating $CATCOIN The creator of the first $catcoin in 2013 two weeks after being released Dogecoin, is hor building in solana, is also making a bot to transfer $Catcoin through his X user and is also building a game, it would be very good runner, in my ignorance. If you are interested, send me a DM and I will put you in touch with the developer, who is a very different person from all the Devs we are used to. $CATCOIN
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CoinMarketCap
CoinMarketCap@CoinMarketCap·
LATEST: 📊 Bitcoin pulled back below $76,000 on Wednesday as oil surged after the UAE said it would exit OPEC.
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Jesus Martinez@JesusM2886·
@Shilllin Consider investigating $CATCOIN The creator of the first $catcoin in 2013 two weeks after being released Dogecoin, is hor building in solana, is also making a bot to transfer $Catcoin through his X user and is also building a game, it would be very good runner, in my ignorance. If you are interested, send me a DM and I will put you in touch with the developer, who is a very different person from all the Devs we are used to. $CATCOIN
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Alex 🥷
Alex 🥷@Shilllin·
X is going to lose that last few good creators they have to competitors if they don’t act fast Meta has now launched a stablecoin for creators…
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Jesus Martinez@JesusM2886·
@Jeremybtc Consider investigating $CATCOIN The creator of the first $catcoin in 2013 two weeks after being released Dogecoin, is hor building in solana, is also making a bot to transfer $Catcoin through his X user and is also building a game, it would be very good runner, in my ignorance. If you are interested, send me a DM and I will put you in touch with the developer, who is a very different person from all the Devs we are used to. $CATCOIN
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Jeremy
Jeremy@Jeremybtc·
Bitcoin is not having a good day today
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Jesus Martinez@JesusM2886·
@AshCrypto Consider investigating $CATCOIN The creator of the first $catcoin in 2013 two weeks after being released Dogecoin, is hor building in solana, is also making a bot to transfer $Catcoin through his X user and is also building a game, it would be very good runner, in my ignorance. If you are interested, send me a DM and I will put you in touch with the developer, who is a very different person from all the Devs we are used to. $CATCOIN
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Ash Crypto
Ash Crypto@AshCrypto·
MASSIVE: 🇺🇸 Meta with 3.58 BILLION daily users, has launched crypto stablecoin payouts for creators.
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Jesus Martinez@JesusM2886·
Consider investigating $CATCOIN The creator of the first $catcoin in 2013 two weeks after being released Dogecoin, is hor building in solana, is also making a bot to transfer $Catcoin through his X user and is also building a game, it would be very good runner, in my ignorance. If you are interested, send me a DM and I will put you in touch with the developer, who is a very different person from all the Devs we are used to. $CATCOIN
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AMC Theatres
AMC Theatres@AMCTheatres·
What would you do if you only had one night? Watch the trailer for ONE NIGHT ONLY. In AMC Theatres 8/7! bit.ly/4tGa033
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Jesus Martinez@JesusM2886·
I do not own a personal stash of $CATCOIN. I do not own a personal stash of $CATCOIN. I do not own a personal stash of $CATCOIN. My economic motivation here are the creator fees; my personal motivation is the community, helping out everyone and of course: helping out cats. I do manage a few different wallets with several million CATs but those are stored to community giveaways, prizes, donations, etc. I know it is hard to believe but I am not here for a rug or quick pump and dump, but you know what they say, haters gonna hate :)
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Jesus Martinez
Jesus Martinez@JesusM2886·
I do not own a personal stash of $CATCOIN. I do not own a personal stash of $CATCOIN. I do not own a personal stash of $CATCOIN. My economic motivation here are the creator fees; my personal motivation is the community, helping out everyone and of course: helping out cats. I do manage a few different wallets with several million CATs but those are stored to community giveaways, prizes, donations, etc. I know it is hard to believe but I am not here for a rug or quick pump and dump, but you know what they say, haters gonna hate :)
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lynk
lynk@lynk0x·
Being alone in the toilet is a reminder that you will aways be alone when shit goes down in your life.
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Jesus Martinez@JesusM2886·
I do not own a personal stash of $CATCOIN. I do not own a personal stash of $CATCOIN. I do not own a personal stash of $CATCOIN. My economic motivation here are the creator fees; my personal motivation is the community, helping out everyone and of course: helping out cats. I do manage a few different wallets with several million CATs but those are stored to community giveaways, prizes, donations, etc. I know it is hard to believe but I am not here for a rug or quick pump and dump, but you know what they say, haters gonna hate :)
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Polymarket
Polymarket@Polymarket·
NEW: Greek government seeks to ban anonymous social media accounts.
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Jesus Martinez@JesusM2886·
I do not own a personal stash of $CATCOIN. I do not own a personal stash of $CATCOIN. I do not own a personal stash of $CATCOIN. My economic motivation here are the creator fees; my personal motivation is the community, helping out everyone and of course: helping out cats. I do manage a few different wallets with several million CATs but those are stored to community giveaways, prizes, donations, etc. I know it is hard to believe but I am not here for a rug or quick pump and dump, but you know what they say, haters gonna hate :)
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Shadow
Shadow@_Shadow36·
Movement coins are needed more than ever rn.
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Jesus Martinez@JesusM2886·
. I do not own a personal stash of $CATCOIN. I do not own a personal stash of $CATCOIN. I do not own a personal stash of $CATCOIN. My economic motivation here are the creator fees; my personal motivation is the community, helping out everyone and of course: helping out cats. I do manage a few different wallets with several million CATs but those are stored to community giveaways, prizes, donations, etc. I know it is hard to believe but I am not here for a rug or quick pump and dump, but you know what they say, haters gonna hate :)
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Shy
Shy@shydyor·
The market is PUMPING Multiple mil runners have spawned this week and I’m getting SIDLINED !! What’s THE TICKER I’m buying 💳
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Jesus Martinez@JesusM2886·
I do not own a personal stash of $CATCOIN. I do not own a personal stash of $CATCOIN. I do not own a personal stash of $CATCOIN. My economic motivation here are the creator fees; my personal motivation is the community, helping out everyone and of course: helping out cats. I do manage a few different wallets with several million CATs but those are stored to community giveaways, prizes, donations, etc. I know it is hard to believe but I am not here for a rug or quick pump and dump, but you know what they say, haters gonna hate :)
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Mrpunk.eth
Mrpunk.eth@mrpunkdoteth·
Wassup bros
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Jesus Martinez@JesusM2886·
For people asking around as someone is spreading FUD regarding this. I do not own a personal stash of $CATCOIN. I do not own a personal stash of $CATCOIN. I do not own a personal stash of $CATCOIN. My economic motivation here are the creator fees; my personal motivation is the community, helping out everyone and of course: helping out cats. I do manage a few different wallets with several million CATs but those are stored to community giveaways, prizes, donations, etc. I know it is hard to believe but I am not here for a rug or quick pump and dump, but you know what they say, haters gonna hate :)
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fomo 🧠
fomo 🧠@fomomofosol·
everyone chasing the next 1000x when it’s already live on the block chain
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Jesus Martinez@JesusM2886·
For people asking around as someone is spreading FUD regarding this. I do not own a personal stash of $CATCOIN. I do not own a personal stash of $CATCOIN. I do not own a personal stash of $CATCOIN. My economic motivation here are the creator fees; my personal motivation is the community, helping out everyone and of course: helping out cats. I do manage a few different wallets with several million CATs but those are stored to community giveaways, prizes, donations, etc. I know it is hard to believe but I am not here for a rug or quick pump and dump, but you know what they say, haters gonna hate :)
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Bilngineer
Bilngineer@imBilngineer·
The volume is insane, but you can’t even hold a coin for 30 seconds!! We need PVE runner fr
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Jesus Martinez@JesusM2886·
For people asking around as someone is spreading FUD regarding this. I do not own a personal stash of $CATCOIN. I do not own a personal stash of $CATCOIN. I do not own a personal stash of $CATCOIN. My economic motivation here are the creator fees; my personal motivation is the community, helping out everyone and of course: helping out cats. I do manage a few different wallets with several million CATs but those are stored to community giveaways, prizes, donations, etc. I know it is hard to believe but I am not here for a rug or quick pump and dump, but you know what they say, haters gonna hate :)
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Jesus Martinez
Jesus Martinez@JesusM2886·
@Toly we need this type of developer in Solana, because this is becoming disgusting with the scammer developers out there. For people asking around as someone is spreading FUD regarding this. I do not own a personal stash of $CATCOIN. I do not own a personal stash of $CATCOIN. I do not own a personal stash of $CATCOIN. My economic motivation here are the creator fees; my personal motivation is the community, helping out everyone and of course: helping out cats. I do manage a few different wallets with several million CATs but those are stored to community giveaways, prizes, donations, etc. I know it is hard to believe but I am not here for a rug or quick pump and dump, but you know what they say, haters gonna hate :)
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André
André@oracles·
Had a Jane Street interview in 2019. Round 8. Interviewer texts: 'Equinox Brookfield. 6 AM. Bring a calculator you won't use.' I show up. He's on the StairMaster reading a printout of the CBOE VIX term structure. Doesn't get off. Nods at the machine next to him. 'You see that guy on the rower? Goldman MD. Comes here every morning at 6:04. Leaves at 6:38. What's the implied vol on his arrival time?' 'I don't know his variance.' 'Sample size of one year, 250 sessions. Standard deviation is 90 seconds. Annualize it.' I do the math in my head. '90 seconds times sqrt(250). About 24 minutes annualized.' 'Wrong. You annualized like it's a return. Time-of-arrival doesn't compound. It's a Poisson process with drift. The correct answer is his arrival is more punctual than the 6 train. Now price me an option on whether he shows up tomorrow.' I think for a second. 'If he's been here 250 days in a row, base rate is 99.6%. But you have to adjust for his vacation schedule and probability of injury, call it 96%.' 'Strike?' '$10 if he shows, $0 if he doesn't.' 'I'll sell you that option for $9.40.' I think about it. 'No. Expected value is $9.60. You're underpricing by 20 cents.' 'Correct. Now why am I selling it to you?' I freeze. 'Because I just saw him limp on the way in. You're buying my information for 20 cents. You overpaid.' We get off the machines. Walk to the smoothie bar. He orders a $19 smoothie, doesn't drink it. 'Last question. The girl behind the counter makes 200 smoothies per morning. She has perfect information on who's actually here and who's faking it. Citadel guys leak their attendance to her every day for the price of a tip. If I gave you $50,000 to set up a market on which Citadel PM gets fired this quarter, what's your bid-ask?' 'Insider trading.' 'Wrong answer. There's no public security. Try again.' I think. 'I'd quote 8 to 12 percent on any given PM. Spread of 4 points to cover adverse selection. Tighten the spread for PMs I have data on.' 'Where do you get the data?' 'The smoothie girl.' 'Good. How much do you pay her?' '10% of P&L.' 'Wrong. You pay her a flat $200 a week. If you pay her on P&L she becomes your counterparty. Right now she's your data source. Don't conflate edges.' He hands me the untouched smoothie. 'Throw this out on Vesey Street, not in the building. The staff knows what gets wasted. Outside, it was consumed. Same smoothie, different signal.' I do it. Thursday I get the email. 'Offer rescinded. Your bid-ask on the PM market was too tight. 4 points doesn't cover the tail. The girl is a single point of failure and you didn't price her counterparty risk. Also you held the smoothie in your right hand. Right-handers throw with their right hand. Camera saw the hesitation.'
Deedy@deedydas

Jane Street made ~$40B in 2025 with 3,500 employees, a ~2x from the year before. At ~65-70% profit margin, that's $8M profit / employee, the highest for a 1000+ ppl company. High-frequency trading continues to be the most efficient money making engine. I want to share an old story about my Jane Street interview in 2014. Jane Street was known for hiring a lot of math, physics and CS olympiad winners from top universities and putting them through many rounds - including, for trading roles, a gauntlet of mental math. It was my 6th interview and my final round and I recall being asked "What is the next day after today in DD/MM/YYYY where all the digits are unique?" They'd toy with you and say "You can use a pencil and paper, if you want" but you knew that was an instant no. Painstakingly and as quickly as I could, I came to an answer. "How confident are you that this is correct on a 0-1 probability scale?" the interviewer said. "0.95", I blurted out, not fully knowing how to answer that. "Are you sure?" After thinking harder for a few more seconds, I realized I could've flipped the digits around to get a closer date. I gave the interviewer my answer. It was correct. "0.95 huh?" he chuckled. That's when I knew I failed. Note: fwiw, other companies that come close in efficiency are - Tether ($90M+ profit/emp) - Hyperliquid ($80M+ profit/emp) and on revenue: - Valve ($50M/emp) - OnlyFans ($37M/emp) - Craigslist ($14M/emp) - Anthropic ($12M/emp, run rate) - OpenAI ($8M/emp, run rate) For comparison, Nvidia is very efficient at scale and is $4.4M/emp.

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POG 🧲
POG 🧲@traderInosuke·
SHILL ME 1 COIN THAT WILL RETIRE GENERATIONS GO 👇
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Jesus Martinez@JesusM2886·
@SrPeters I’ve lost a lot and that’s because I always believe and hold and they send me to zero 0️⃣
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Sr Peters
Sr Peters@SrPeters·
Just promise me to HODL tight, and I’ll deploy a $500M runner!
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