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Tonight- Duran Duran and Nile Rodgers on JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE❤️ #befreetolove

@paulko64 @C64Discord I wrote a screen saver program with this guide that put random characters with random colors in random locations.

I'm still using the exact same #C64 Programmers Reference Guide that my late father bought some 40 years ago for 59 Dutch guilders! It even still contains some of his handwritten notes...

The Hampster Dance website in 1999 This website was one of the earliest examples of an Internet meme and it was created by Deidre LaCarte in 1998. #InternetHistory

@SpencerSays so that's what made my dog hide on the couch...

there will also be a ceremonial cannon salute on the ellipse grounds between 10:35 and 10:45. There will be 21 LOUD rounds fired.

Heads up: The US Military will conduct an aircraft flyover over the White House this morning at 11:12AM.

@hawillisdc @uhshanti why is it always cupcakes?

tmz ppl having all the cannon dc experiences of a white girl from tenleytown circa 2012

@DevonESawa Devon.

Told my kid that if he loves Ant-man and the wasp he should watch Cronenberg‘s the fly.

@BrentTerhune this is brilliant

Correspondents’ Dinner Eyewitness

@FlavorFlav @Jeopardy what you were also an Adelpi grad?!?!

I know this one, I know this one,!! WHO IS FLAVOR FLAV,!!! @Jeopardy #Jeopardy

@SpencerHakimian @sandibachom gross

🚨EXCLUSIVE: IT SMELLED TERRIBLE IN THE OVAL OFFICE TODAY

@jennycohn1 @JasonBassler1 @TJWoodstockNY @grok can confirm USDA just got a Palamtir contract. the D0GE twinks now stationed at each agency are the infection points of contact for Palantir.

@JasonBassler1 @TJWoodstockNY @grok is this post correct that Palantir has contracts with at least 27 government agencies?

Twenty seven government agencies and counting. When a Palantir exec‑turned‑whistleblower tells us that the company intends on taking over the U.S. government, maybe we should believe him?

@RepMaxwellFrost Turns out they were not licensed or inspected by USDA: Central Florida Public Media share.google/eRhEOGwVjw76UH…

I am appalled to hear about the 31 sloths who died under the “care” of the not yet opened Sloth World in Orlando. These sloths — naturally solitary animals — were put in the worst conditions possible. They were taken from their natural habitats to a packed warehouse that wasn’t properly heated and allowed for the spread of deadly viruses, leading to a stress-induced death. My office is looking into this tragedy, and we will coordinate with local officials to determine how to best move forward. fox35orlando.com/news/31-sloths…

@RepMaxwellFrost USDA-APHIS may have inspected this facility and should have records if it was inspected.

To celebrate the birthday of William Shakespeare, I’m sharing a few lines from my most favorite sonnet, Sonnet 116. I’ve converted a few of my friends to its cause, and I’m hoping you’re next. Cheers! You can hear the entire collection in “Patrick Stewart Performs the Complete Sonnets of William Shakespeare” available now: bit.ly/PatrickStewart… @SimonAudio #NationalShakespeareDay

@druidDUDE gurl frame that

At this point I feel like I’ve scammed my way in here

D'Angelo and Princess (Maya Rudolph & Gretchen Lieberum) covering Prince's "Sometimes It Snows In April" for a Prince tribute on Jimmy Fallon, 2016

BITCH WE DONT EITHER

@RollingStone He reviews 100 songs! I haven't read an article this long in a while. ?uestlove loves Prince music very much.

Today marks the 10th anniversary of Prince’s death. To honor his musical legacy, we asked Questlove for a list of his 100 favorite Prince songs. The result is a deeply informed and profoundly moving tribute to one of the greatest artists of all time. rollingstone.com/music/music-li…

my brontosaurus in a cool WV lake...

@danzu72 @keithedwards Danny.

@keithedwards Of course she said that, nobody is going to admit to toothy toppy

REMINDER: Laura Loomer allegedly gave Trump "the best blowjob of his life"