Jo Capper

@cosmicbadger Yeah, Tim!

@JoCapper The gallimimus kid?

Guess what film I decided to watch tonight...

@cosmicbadger Didn’t know this til the other day... the grandson in that film plays John Deacon in Bohemian Rhapsody

Another clue. It rhymes with Smursmassic Smark!

@cosmicbadger @marmite You don’t know what you’re missing

@JoCapper @marmite

Just had cheese on toast for the first time in my life. What the fuck have I been doing with my life? What a waste of 39 years. 😐😔

@cosmicbadger Damo says you’ve reached another milestone in life #elasticstedwaistbands

Have 6 pairs of jeans. 3 have been retired to my ‘diy collection’ due to structural issues, 1 in the wash, 1 was desecrated by kids muddy wellies yesterday and the other is from precovid days and is cutting off my circulation. So if anyone sees me out that’s why I’m wearing PJs.

@cosmicbadger 😂😂

@JoCapper I’ll get him to ask grandad if Father Christmas doesn’t come through.

3YO: Daddy I want 2 birthdays. Me: you’re not the queen. 3YO: I am a queen. Me: well you can be whatever you want to be when you’re older, why do you deserve 2 birthdays?

@cosmicbadger Tell him to ask grandad... big meanie 😂

3YO: because I want more Tractors and I want more trailers. Me: maybe you should ask Father Christmas for some? 3YO: yes… maybe.

@theotherJoeCole Hoping for 2nd series, I have soooo many questions! 🤞

hollywoodreporter.com/news/gangs-lon… Huge thank you to everyone who has tuned in 👊🏻

@cosmicbadger Oh no, what did you dunk in there to cause that?

Worth a shot, right?

Goodbye my loyal vessel, many a year you’ve kept me hydrated with hot beverages from my morning coffee to my late night hot choc you’ve always been there & now you go to join your nutmeg glazed brothers in the sky. @LeCreusetUK any chance of some replacements in this tragic time?

@JamesGunn My beauty, Belle

@ChrisEvans Just 😢

@PickardJE Dumbo, Every time 😭 #babyofmine

what scene in what film always makes you cry? mine is when the priest in Les Miserables forgives Jean Valjean for stealing his silverware and then gives him some candlesticks for good measure

@KitchenAid_UK Where can I find khb003 part in UK?

@Se_Railway Thank you so much ☺️ hope you aren’t suffering too much in this heat 🥵

@JoCapper It'll be £28.90 ^CC

@Se_Railway hello, can I still get one day travel cards for travelling to and from London from Medway towns?

@Se_Railway Saturday I think 😊

@JoCapper Traveling on which day Jo? ^CC

@Se_Railway Thank you, how much are they now?

@JoCapper Yes you can buy travel-cards. ^g

@Se_Railway No just a one day travel card, used to be able to get them to travel to and around London and back to station same day, it’s just been a while since I’ve travelled to London 😊

@JoCapper Hi, do you mean a return ticket with London Travelcard? ^CC

@mrchrisaddison You also should try pressing and holding all the buttons on the phone at the same time for about 20-30 seconds. It’s a bit fiddly tho 🤞

Gang! Galaxy S8. Will not respond. Blue light permanently illuminated, screen blank. Reset keys/plugging in doesn’t work. Any solutions you actually are certain about? (Your forbearance in not replying with a joke here is MUCH APPRECIATED.) Thanks in advance. Your pal, Chris

@LNER @TLRailUK @Se_Railway I was unable to book this route either. However I have now booked for kings cross to berwick for those dates. I will arrange other tickets

@JoCapper Kings Cross to Berwick is available on both dates. However, Rainham (Kent) to London isn't. I believe this journey is with @TLRailUK or @Se_Railway. It may be worth asking them why their tickets aren't available 12 weeks in advance. ^KM

@LNER when will tickets for 24/09-28/09 go up for sale?