Lara Beitz

“I just saw you at this other club, are you going to do the same set this weekend?” No I write a new hour every week just for you bitch

🚀 TICKET SELL OUT ALERT Comedian and former Chicagoan @LaraBeitz returns to Zanies January 27-29! Grab your tickets while you can, Chicagoland, because they'll sell quickly! Tix and info--> bit.ly/Chicago_LaraBe…

@Delta why do you partner with @westjet ? I booked through you, but you won’t help me either. I feel like you brought a guy to my party, he broke all the stuff, and now you’re like “yeah he’s crazy, you’ll have to take it up with him.” But you brought them into my life

@WestJet I call and it says you’re not accepting calls. Says go online for a call back, but the website says you’re not offering the callback service. There’s no email address. Need my suitcase. Sat on tarmac for 6 hrs at YVR, then deplaned & they kept our bags. Filled out report

If you have baby fever, just stop by Target today I found the cure

It’s @LaraBeitz & @JMScomedy night!! FRIDAY NIGHT ⚡️ STAND-UP ⏰ 8pm (sold out) & 10pm 🎟 $20 (advance) 🍺 Full Bar lastbestcomedy.com/events/friday-…

FRIDAY NIGHT 🦊 STAND-UP w/ @LaraBeitz & @JMScomedy Shows @ 8 & 10pm $20 ⚡️ 18+ #bozeman #standup #comedy #montana #gallatinvalley #GoCats lastbestcomedy.com/events/friday-…

🗣️ 8 o'clock show w/ @LaraBeitz & @JMScomedy this Friday night is almost SOLD OUT!! TIX: Get em while you can ⤵️ lastbestcomedy.com/events/friday-…

This Friday night in #Bozeman… Headliner @LaraBeitz ➡️ Joe Rogan Experience ➡️ Lights Out w/ David Spade ➡️ opened for Marc Maron, Pete Holmes & more… Featuring Jessica Michelle Singleton (@JMScomedy) ⏰ 8pm & 10pm 🎟 $20 (advance) TIX ⤵️ lastbestcomedy.com/events/friday-…

New Slobs podcast out every Monday!!!! With @JMScomedy @LaraBeitz and moi. Listen and subscribe now please instagram.com/reel/Ch2dEQ4J-…

SEPTEMBER HEADLINERS @ Last Best Comedy 9/2 @nickvatterott feat Suz Ballout 9/9 @simeygibson 9/16 @gavinmatts feat @Mikeglatzmaier 9/23 @jeffmakesjokes 9/30 @LaraBeitz feat @JMScomedy Catch 'em all LIVE in #Bozeman!! TIX @ lastbestcomedy.com

Just posted for Full Maron subscribers - Marc and @LaraBeitz on the road in Indianapolis after a less-than-successful hunt for late night food. Subscribe here: plus.acast.com/s/wtf-with-mar…

Have you listened to the latest episode of Slobs Yet?!? @JMScomedy and I had a bit of a rant while @LaraBeitz was off opening for Mark Maron podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/slo…

Cold brew is bad for you. I’m never drinking this again. I’m having heart palpitations

Are you listening to Slobs Podcast!!! New eps out every Monday!! #podcast #moshpit podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/slo… @LaraBeitz @JMScomedy

Oh crap I forgot I’m wearing regular glasses not sunglasses and I’ve been staring at people a sunglasses amount

New Slobs Podcast out today!! Listen now damnit @JMScomedy @LaraBeitz @TheComedyStore podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/slo…

This kid has been shrieking for his iPad for this entire flight. Give the kid the goddamn iPad or so help me god I will give him mine. Teach him to be a good person on your own time