Mark Allan Olson

@otokyo__ You bet!

Did you actually dissect a frog in high school?

Some wish they could farm. Some want to farm. Some want to look like farmers. Some never wanted to farm but feel they have to. It goes on and on…

@timecaptales So awesome. Love both those guys!

Chuck Norris demonstrating stage fighting techniques on David Letterman, August, 1980.

@jimmathesonnhl I was at the game. Definitely a disappointing performance. No question there wasn’t much jump. I just think the top six are spent(so many games over the last few years) and the bottom six are just not producing enough on a consistent basis. As a fan, I am hoping they get going.

Would have been nice if Oilers used Tkachuk’s Olympic chirp at Draisaitl “always a bridesmaid” as rallying cry vs Panthers Thursday. Win one for 29 and take it out on Tkachuk. Alas, they didn’t do that

Grow pulses. Source: ABC News search.app/dtmqu

Activist: "The water usage for beef is obscene. Thousands of litres per kilogram." Farmer: "That's rainfall." Activist: "What?" Farmer: "The figure includes all the rain that falls on the pasture. The cows drink from the stream. The rain falls whether there's a cow here or not." Activist: "It's still water consumption." Farmer: "Should I stop the rain falling on my field?" Activist: "Grow crops instead. More efficient." Farmer: "This is a 35-degree slope in the Welsh hills. Show me the crop." Activist: "Technology..." Farmer: "To make tractors climb mountains?" Activist: "There must be a solution." Farmer: "There is. It's called a cow." Activist: [checks phone]

@otokyo__ It’s a shin grater! lol.

I said it’s a cheese grater, but it’s not. Any guess?!?!

@Amelia558rs Beverly Hillbillies?

Nobody is old enough to remember this television setting.

@EdmOilerlytics I doubt it. GM is not the sharpest tool in shed. lol.

Gotta think Edmonton Oilers are all over NCAA goalie free agent Lawton Zacher right? .929, top G NCAA UFA

@JasonGregor Not Florida, as I am going to be at the game. Lol.

When would you give Jarry his next start? FLA TBL UTA VGK ANA Next five EDM games.

@sciencegirl Vehicles, appliances

@BrianJeanAB @UCPCaucus It’s kind of hard to do when they have disappeared or no longer exist?

This @UCPCaucus government is committed to addressing aging oil and gas assets in Alberta. We believe in the polluter pay principle and we will ensure taxpayer dollars are not used to clean up wells belonging to private companies. #abpoli #ableg #alberta #oil #gas #energy

@WheatGeerJJ @AndrewKnack @RogersPlace @EdmontonOilers Edmonton city planners don’t care. Just do whatever they want no matter how many businesses they bankrupt. So rich to hear about wanting to attract people to the downtown. Just a complete gong show.

Well @AndrewKnack, just when I thot traffic leaving a @RogersPlace @EdmontonOilers game cudnt get any worse, your city did it! Closing 102ave amidst all the other downtown construction & bike lanes, caused complete chaos last nite. #mayaswellbuildawallaroundRogers

@GigaBasedDad In the case of appliances, less is more.

Seriously though

@xerofarmer @BuffaloAgLtd A dozen sounds about right no?

@BuffaloAgLtd The rule is; 1. If they came from a box -2 2. If you’re a guest at someone’s home & they made homemade - 4 3. If they are homemade by a member of your own family - unlimited! or whenever you runout of sour cream. 🤣

How many perogies is it acceptable to eat in one sitting...6, 8 or 10?

@honeymoon250 Me. lol

What is the thing ?

@FierySharky Fake.

I have live reaction to Oilers players getting the news that Draisaitl is out for the rest of the regular season

@SportsnetSpec FFS. Oilers can’t catch a break.

Draisaitl out for rest of regular season - Oilers.

@JasminLaine_ I learned if you don’t choose and pay for choosing, you are on standby. Just complete BS.

Tell me something dumber than paying hundreds of dollars for your seat on a plane... and then having to pay extra to choose which seat you'd like to sit in.

@Mishi_2210 Violet

No Cheating