Lord Marculus

God this should be on a billboard

@LibertyCappy Next one should be Bravo

Once you realize it

Who remembers this guys prediction saying the Queen will die on September 8, 2022? She did in fact die as predicted. Well, he’s also predicting that King Charles will die tomorrow, March 28, 2026. Let’s see what happens. 👀

please come on this journey with me

@iamrobothead I wish I could be so optimistic

They're not replacing Mulder and Scully. Nothing is being destroyed. A really good filmmaker is making a new X Files show.

Tell me again how gamers aren’t oppressed I’d love to hear it

@KinaCatGirl True

In English, nothing ends with the letter g

@vuse_lover Diligent student

In real time just watched a girl put her essay instructions into ChatGPT, copy its response, paste it into her Microsoft word, and then close her computer and take selfies on SnapChat

@elonmusk Very suspicious

Incredible that it was only 66 years from the first controlled, powered flight to landing on the Moon!

How to shit-test a woman

@RyanLostinTX You exited alright

A memory I’ll cherish forever is the time a former coworker invited me to fill in for his softball team and I said yes and was so exited I brought a cooler full of beer to share with everyone only to find out that it was an AA softball league and I needed to leave the park.

@KILLTOPARTY If you listen to fools... the mob rules

Good morning, bros 🥂

@HazelAppleyard What an amazing guy.

Her fiancé FRACTURED HER ARM because the neighbours car was parked on their drive. RUN RUN RUN RUN

@DrRitaDed Thank you Rita but I need to follow the account. As per Sun Tzsu's The Art of War, know your enemy. Although I haven't read it yet so I don't know if it actually says that.

Ifind R words is the worst account on X. It promotes disabled hate and should be banned. The person who runs it is pure evil.

@learning_yohei Depends where you go! Look up football in Australia

I’m Japanese and learning English. What does “football” mean?😭

@learning_yohei Depends where you go or who you talk to.

I’m Japanese, so which one should I use when speaking English?🇺🇸🇬🇧🍪😳

@danvasc2 When is the man buns are gay song

You Give Love a Bad Name - Bon Jovi cover

@MrBeast No one.

Who are the OG YouTubers you grew up watching?

@LibertyCappy Steven Seagal obv

Who wins?

Our offices were redecorated 2 years ago and the boss bought some expensive pictures to brighten up the place. I turned one of them upside down and its been like that ever since