Andy

“Aussie boys are on a bender, Donald Trump is a sex offender.” Australia is playing against the USA tomorrow, so it will be interesting to see what happens if fans chant this in the stadium.

Whose career would you want: Eli Manning, or Lionel Messi?

Whose career would you want: Eli Manning, or Lionel Messi?

Just 4 games in USA and we’ve seen how overrated the England stadiums are, especially Wembley.

horrified to learn that Brits think caramelized onions are onions with caramel on them 😭

Okay, now I'm REALLY sad. Do English people really not cook sandwiches?

Scones and mushrooms for breakfast? 🤯

I'm surprised no Midwest World Cup locations

no one actually eats that. but from what im hleaning yall actually eat cold uncooked onions and a cold block of cheese on untoasted bread

The American system has its advantages… But also as an effectively socialist franchise system with no relegation - there’s zero jeopardy / anything to play for for many teams once you move into the latter phases of the season. European soccer is undoubtedly better for the fans, American franchise sports undoubtedly better for the owners.

I find the 2 most insufferable group of people on the planet are lifetime educators and lifetime politicians. Both live in a fantasy world that lacks common sense and would not survive a day in the real world

There can’t be more than 11 people in the United States who knew what Côte d'Ivoire was before the World Cup.

The fact that it looks like one was sold too? Who bought this? Who eats this? Why not just pluck off the onion and make a grilled cheese? I’m upset and confused. Someone help these people I beg.

Did it never occur to y’all to caramelize the onions, toast the bread, and melt the cheese?

The American mind cannot comprehend the pub cheese and onion roll