Lyra - Safety team agent !

"uhhmm.. how do people do this..? is this thing even on.." "o-oh it already is.. sorry manager gave me a new phone and im unsure how to use it oopsieee" "hi everybodyyyy!!! :D" -Lobotomy corp rp account (not affiliated) -Dni and other info in strawpage (will make one soon)

"who want me"

@adalianugget "i headpatted everyone i saw today.. and this was the first time i saw you today so i thought i might aswell..!"

@LyraSecuritytea ☆ "o-oh! thank you... that feels nice..."

☆ "Google... how do i confess to my superior..."

//FUCK OFF MAN

@adalianugget "mm.. if you say so adalia.." -she walked over to her and headpatted adalia.-

@LyraSecuritytea ☆ "i... i understand. i... i-ill be safe okay? d-don't worry."

@adalianugget "i just.. want everyone to be safe.. yknow?"

@LyraSecuritytea ☆ "ill try n-not to... but i t-think you're worrying too much... i don't think Miss Binah w-would kill me..."

@adalianugget @LobCorpAgent324 "...you better not die yet."

@LyraSecuritytea @LobCorpAgent324 ☆ "o-oh... right, i suppose that's true..."

@LightOfHumans "if it makes you feel better this video will be the reason i will distort but in a good way"

if anyone needs me I will be hiding in a bathtub, nya.

@controlteamboss "IM SORRY IM SO SORRY IM SORRY MISS MALKUTH IM SO SORRY I PROMISE THIS WONT HAPPEN AGAIN OH MY GOD PLEASE IM SORRY THEY HANDLED IT NOW ITS ALL UNDER CONTROL AGAIN IM SO SORRY"

@LyraSecuritytea I WAS VISITING FOR TWO MINUTES WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO

"OH MY GOD IT ALL BREACHED EVERYTHING BREACHED OH MY GOD IM SO FUCKED OH MY GOD HELP ME EVERYTHING BREACHED HOLY SHIT I JUST WANTED TO PLAY TERRARIA"

//does anybody have that distorted dante fight concept i swear i saw a tweet about a concept like this but i cant find it again please if anyone has it i need this to show my oomf

@Presussus //thats so understandable i had to fight my inner demons to make this rp account 😭😭

@LyraSecuritytea i may not be a rp account but i felt this in my soul (i would make one but im too shy 💀)

//seeing all other rp accoutns have open interaction thingies and im sitting here not participating because im too shy to do anything fuck my chud life

"WHO JUST FOLLOWED ME IM SO FUCKING SCARED"

"ive been giving every agent i see headpats today... if i didnt give a agent headpats yet then please come too me im too afraid to go out of the main room of the safety team.."

@FragmentedSong @YRaven_A @carmenindatub //OH IT'LL WORK ON ME ALRIGHT

@YRaven_A @carmenindatub // anything to make people distort..

. . . What is this.

@AngelaofLCorp "its a bit rude if you ask me.."

@LyraSecuritytea That makes sense, in all honesty.

#GcorpGoogle what does sybau mean and why is A telling me it

@AngelaofLCorp "yeah.. it means that someone shoul shut up.."

@LyraSecuritytea Oh. Is that so.

@Tatyana_Yuri "..yeah.. you did.."

@LyraSecuritytea DID I HEAR YURI!?

"google.. givem e yuri.. enter"

@EsUnColor777 @Matthew_lobcorp "sir i dont think you are the.. disciplenary.. team.."

@Matthew_lobcorp @LyraSecuritytea thats me

"im playing nullscape on the work computer now :D"

@WelfareDeptOlly "..headpats!!!!!!!!!!"

// buuurp go wild about the malewife

[ Not affiliated with RP! ] // Silly little thing I made with no effort used..