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I did my part. You’re welcome DM me if you want your own custom T- shirt!

@PatsyDiabetes Am I toxic?

Excuse me? You don’t speak for women… but I do. We do NOT find toxic male “fit” bodies attractive. Larger bodies and dad bods are what real women actually find most attractive. Delete this post and consider deleting your account along with your gym membership. Gyms are dens of toxic masculinity.

@RadMasterclass Colonic stent. Keep colon open.

ABDOMINAL X-RAY 50: History of bowel obstruction due to colonic cancer. What is the medical device and what is its purpose? Answer bit.ly/3px01S3

@MbarkCherguia My refusal to juice with TREN…

Guys, what's stopping you from obtaining this physique?

@MurrayHillGuy1 Because women are intrinsically vain. They have this perception that skin and bones is ideal.

Last night at a bar a girl openly told me she’s on tirzepatide. She was skinny as hell and said she doesn’t workout. Maybe weighted like 105 lb. Genuine question: Why would you want to lose weight without building any muscle?

@okiepatriot_76 He juicing

NEW: 71 year old man from Texas named Bubba went viral after a TikToker saw him pumping gas. He only eats two meals and walks 4 miles every day. Dude is jacked. He will probably live for another 30-40 years

@DrNeilStone “Because I went to college to learn how to crack bones”

DON'T TRUST DOCTORS THEY ARE JUST SALESMEN FOR BIG PHARMA Now buy my totally unproven supplements for $64.99

@Hitchslap1 Transcends

@Hitchslap1 You can be retarded and still figure out how to fuck… Our drive to reproduce transcendence intelligence

Modern society has basically eliminated evolutionary selection pressures on intelligence (IQ). There’s now no correlation between a person’s IQ level and their reproductive success.

@LorickFoxPA @IM_Crit_ @American_Heart Who cares what a PA thinks?

@IM_Crit_ @American_Heart If BP controlled (and I have trouble believing that he does not have hypertension) and on high intensity statin then the risk of aspirin may be slightly higher than benefit is my understanding of the current recommendations.

I thought that routine daily aspirin is no longer recommended for the primary prevention of heart attacks and strokes Please advise @American_Heart #USPSTF

What’s a common saying that annoys you? I’ll go first: I digress

@Keybaker_ The fuck I wouldn’t!

if you’re not black don’t tell black people how to respond to injustice done to them.

@WifeFinance I’d put 100 million just to get you in the sack. I’m sure that’s all it would take. BAWHAHAHA

I'm genuinely not sure why more people don't put their net worth in their Hinge profile. More transparency is always better.

@SalaryDr I make that working part-time from my home in my pajamas… telerad.

This Ophthalmologist in Texas made $400,000 in their second year out of training. $400,000 base $0 bonus 40-hour workweek 4 weeks PTO 5/5 job satisfaction 5/5 work-life Private practice. 2 years out. Year 2. No call from a hospital admin asking you to be "more efficient." Good deal or bad deal?

@guyfelicella Because as a Canadian…

As a Canadian, I have a serious question: How the hell is Donald Trump still in power after everything he's said, done, and been accused of? Explain it to me like I'm in kindergarten. Because nothing about it makes sense.

In the money! 💰

Attention referring NPs, PAs, docs. If a radiologist says a thyroid/pulm nodule, renal cyst etc is stable for 5+ years and requires no further follow up, STOP ORDERING follow up exams. Rads are drowning in unnecessary exams and useless ordering is major driver of imaging backlogs

A masterclass in redpilling normies on race. [📽️: @abaconomics]

@nutzhouse @SGT_Oz Liar!

@SGT_Oz Cancel the biopsy, this only causes it to spread Use natural remedies Signed everyone who knows

My oldest daughter had a mammogram done and said they found something concerning. So they sent her for an ultrasound. Now they are going to do a biopsy on June 11th. Told her I am praying it’s nothing.

As a man, would you date a woman 30 years younger than you? Please answer honestly