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I co-created and wrote a comedy thing with the legendary @fatjacko for @bbccomedy and it’s being released into the wild (@BBCiPlayer) on Friday 26th May 2023. Hope you love it. ❤️ chortle.co.uk/news/2023/05/2…
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Tom Gregory
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Tom Gregory
@MajorTomCom
Major Tom. BAFTA-winning Screenwriter/Actor/Space Oddity. Co-writer/creator of ‘MOBILITY’ comedy for BBC3 w/ @fatjacko Enquiries - https://t.co/PVq5I429Xe
United Kingdom เข้าร่วม Aralık 2009
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Gents! I’d love to. I tend to lose myself in fantasy sports sometimes. I’m just keeping it 100. I love it. I miss it. But you know it’s like a drug: first you start looking at xG, then it’s xA’s, next thing you know, you’re analyzing Progressive Passes & Carries & harassing @FantasyYIRMA at 2am about whether to start Leighton Baines.
I’ll honestly give it a think.
I’m not sure I completely understood the whole thing about the bottom division splitting into two divisions. Sounds like the exam question at the end of Back To School.
If you haven’t seen it it’s a Rodney Dangerfield classic and I judge you for not having seen it.
Namaste. I love you guys - you’ve been super kind.
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@AdamRichman Let’s do a five month deal, if you don’t enjoy it you can walk away in the summer sir ! #fpl 😉🤞
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One change to my team, from yesterday’s video:
Raya starts over Areola.
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Any thoughts on what my Gladiator name should be when I join the team? I was thinking Drizzle? @TheGladiatorHC
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And so we move into the next phase of reality’s Squid Game: the end of fact-checking. From now on, what happened, what you think happened, what you wanted to have happened, and what other people said happened, are all of equal value. Other than people getting killed, what could possibly go wrong?
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“Every one of us is, in the cosmic perspective, precious. If a human disagrees with you, let him live. In a hundred billion galaxies, you will not find another.” Carl Sagan, Cosmos, 1980
“F u retard” Elon Musk, Twitter, 2025
Elon Musk@elonmusk
@joni_askola F u retard
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@beckandwoods So good. Conventional screenwriting wisdom will tell you enter a scene late and get out early, but this has such compelling characters and such a killer concept you just can’t take your eyes (or ears) off it. And that scene in particular you just don’t want it to end.
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Gee whiz that’s incredibly insane thank you Joe! The library is a 33page scene and was honestly one of the most fun things to write
Joe Russo@joerussotweets
The Monopoly / religion spiel in @beckandwoods’ HERETIC really might be the best written scene in any movie this decade. It’s God tier.
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My open letter to Amazon about what #Bond should be (as a screenwriter and a fan). And if Barbara Broccoli needs a new writer it would be a dream come true. #JamesBond #007 #Screenwriting @007
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
The next James Bond film has stalled in development. Amazon wants to create “Marvel-style ideas” with TV show & movie spinoffs, franchise producer Barbara Broccoli has called them “fucking idiots” (Source: wsj.com/business/media…)
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Jeez, I just looked at the new Captain America trailer and THEY GOT THE COLOR OF THE HULK WRONG.
Nice JOB, Hollywood!
Read a COMIC, why don’t you?
GIF
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@elonmusk @TRobinsonNewEra I beg of you, just spend some of that money on penis enlargement and leave us all to get on with being normal.
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If you’re a guy in your early 20s, buy bloody large glasses.
Go into debt if you have to
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Awaiting the day I get the spec script titled:
THE WET BANDITS.
When Harry met Marv.
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“Major Tom’s 2024 ranked”, my list on @letterboxd: boxd.it/BscwS
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This is really creepy and completely pointless when AI could utilised for something useful to the human race but also I’m pretty sure I went to school with that girl.
Min Choi@minchoi
This is mind blowing! Bytedance announces INFP, AI that can make any single image talk and sing from any audio file expressively! Podcasting will never be the same. 8 wild examples: 1. Talking Mona Lisa
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My photo kissing a nuclear waste cask went viral and people had… opinions about it.
There was outrage, with many claiming it was dangerous and that I was hurting my future children (lol).
Here’s why kissing a nuclear waste cask is actually fine🧵
isabelle 🪐@isabelleboemeke
I kissed a cask (of nuclear waste) and I liked it.
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@DavidLemon777 But Red One has a long shelf life and multiple verticals!
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@MajorTomCom Okay, I’ll give you that. May have had a Baileys-but I think it’s up there (and criminally underrated). Both are models of economic storytelling compared to most contemporary action movies.
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*Whispers* better than Die Hard...
Samuel L. Jackson@SamuelLJackson
IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR ‼️ IF YA KNOW YA KNOW…THE LONG KISS GOODNIGHT IS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE 🎁🎄🚙 MITCH HENNESSEY is one of my all-time favorite roles 👊🏾👊🏾👊🏾 THE LEGEND GEENA DAVIS and I had the most BADASS time making this movie…EXCEPT for the stunts in -37 degree water‼️🥶 GO AHEAD AND WATCH IT, AND MERRY CHRISTMAS MUHFUKKAS 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾
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Jesus: Dad, I’m a bit nervous about this 2nd coming thing
God: don’t worry they’re gonna love you. They make a shitload of movies about your birthday this time of year!
Jesus: aww, that’s nice, and they’re still keeping the message going?
God: *long pause* …verticals
Dwayne Johnson@TheRock
Our little Christmas movie, RED ONE shattered a viewing record for @amazon @PrimeVideo with 50 million viewers this past weekend. RED ONE has a long shelf life with multiple verticals - kudos to our Amazon partners for their strategic win, that’s just getting started. And most importantly, massive THANK YOU to you and your families around the world who tuned in - we made a little history 🙏🏾🙏🏾🌍 A- CinemaScore 90% Audience Rating Ain’t too shabby☝🏾 🤜🏾🤛🏼🤗 And make sure you leave cookies and tequila for the big guy…. 🎅🏾🥃🍪 #RedOne #ChristmasComesHome
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@JacobFisherDF I’m really glad that James Gunn obviously has a great respect for how smart the average movie going audience is. It bodes well for the film itself. The team behind this clearly understand the truth that the universal is in the specific. #verisimilitude
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This is like a pretty decent trailer for fans but I’m not sure what general audiences would even make of this, feels like a trailer made for people in the know?
Still a long road ahead for the marketing but I wouldn’t call this the best first step
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
The first trailer for James Gunn’s ‘SUPERMAN’ has been released. In theaters on July 11, 2025.
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