i’m just a normal guy now, hi 👋

The Detroit Pistons 2004 NBA Finals introductions go ABSOLUTELY INSANE #DetroitBasketball

@hfredguy world’s most mogged man

@MaskTheMovie Stevie Wonder also mogged Paul

paul mccartney wrote and ringo starr sang “with a little help from my friends” and then joe cocker took the song and actually made it good. surprising that the two suriving members of the beatles haven’t killed themselves after being mogged that hard, tbh. fair play to them.

@notbenfish @oldviennalager seconded as hell. also check out ima, supercrisp, and/or sweetwater tavern.

@oldviennalager john king used books is one of my favorites anywhere

soliciting Detroit/Windsor recs one last time. arrival imminent

@JeffDeuxssy dude, it’s the smell! same with used book stores. instant dump time.

@MaskTheMovie What is it about thrift shops and record stores that make you want to absolutely rip ass

at a thrift store and someone crop dusted betty and i. an old woman turned around, saw me, and yelled “ugh, with ya nasty ass!”

@NwistyOnline @tom_on_here his dad was wearing a “the land” hat??? What’s next, a hat that says “the sea????” Fohhhhhhh

Very excited to see Nate Ruess’ last show

lmao now i’m just chilling on a couch while betty and my wife look at clothes and the lady walked by and said “i KNOW that was you!” being gangstalked over a fart i didn’t even do.

hmm…should i cop?

these cops are so mad at me because i’m sipping apple juice from a fleshlight and that’s technically not illegal. they just have to stand there and watch like a couple of bozos.

@DunmerWookiee lmao it was a pleasure to meet you dude! and by “you” i obviously mean ken bone, the guy I just met at that show

just remembered stiffler’s mom. wow. can you say…schwing!!!!!!!

every time i see the commercial with the white trash mom whining that her daughter was “killed by ms-13” i think to myself: we gotta pump those fake numbers up. those are rookie numbers.

weird that @BLCKSMTHdesign would choose this of all messages on #nokingsday but frankly it’s none of my business

the boozer brothers are really good at basketball because they grew up sucking on each other and drinking each others’ cum. that kind of closeness makes you great at what you do. also their dad watched. that’s part of it.

@losdrogas @intellegint lmao I meant quality but still lol

@losdrogas @intellegint Saw him over 20 years ago and was shocked at how washed he was. Couldn’t even imagine the crap he’s up to today tbh.

@wormpuller skinny jared holding up a massive gaucho gown

Jared fogle de chao

@Dons_Lawn_Salon backshot air smellin like a man’s ass!!!!! nasty!!!!!

If you think anal sex with a woman is degrading, you should try it with a man. Hoo whee it stinks to high heaven back there!!

FINALLY, some recognition around here