Colonel Angus

@only1zero1 @thrluv It’s easy for Soup. She just steals other people’s jokes. Quite pitiful x.com/sabotagedsmoke…

@thrluv How do y'all get this creative😭

whoever named it semen instead of diquid really missed on that one

@MattWallace888 @grok is there a video of melania kissing Trump?

A VIDEO OF “MELANIA TRUMP” IN THE BACK OF THE BEAST IS GOING VIRAL AS MORE PEOPLE START TO NOTICE 👀

@its_The_Dr Saturday in the park without a doubt

I got this in 1 note. Can You? Name that song.

@theliamnissan @grok what is the average price for a gallon of gas in America?

What a complete and total jackass

@DemocraticWins Finally! I agree with Rand Paul for the first time

BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Republican Senator Rand Paul just admitted that Republicans are headed towards a catastrophic defeat in the upcoming midterms. Let’s go.

@NoContextHumans Freezies

I need to settle a massive debate, what are these called?

@HistoryInPics She looks like she has a stick up her butt

Former First Lady Melania Trump featured in 2001 GQ Magazine

In Noem’s defense, she’s used to really only seeing the ceiling

Ouch

@tboneluvchild @cbaxter55 @NYLaLa716 @allenanalysis @krassenstein @grok Now that’s stupid ⬆️

@cbaxter55 @NYLaLa716 @allenanalysis @krassenstein @grok That’s a stupid question most of the trans are white males doing it. Even if they do call themselves a woman.

BREAKING: The man killed trying to enter Mar-a-Lago with a shotgun was a white, Christian Trump supporter. Not trans. Not a Democrat. Not an immigrant. He believed in Trump and was crushed by an economy that left him desperate. That’s the real story. H/t @krassenstein

BREAKING: Georgia finally finds Trump’s 2020 “voter fraud” — and it leads straight to Elon Musk’s pro-Trump super PAC. For years, Trump and his MAGA cronies screamed about voter fraud in Georgia. Turns out they finally found some. Plot twist: it wasn’t immigrants. It wasn’t Democrats. It wasn’t “deep state” operatives. It was Elon Musk’s own super PAC. The Georgia State Elections Board voted to issue a formal letter of reprimand to Elon Musk’s America PAC after investigators found the group sent partially prefilled absentee ballot applications to voters across multiple counties during the 2024 election cycle. That’s not some clerical oopsie. State law clearly prohibits anyone — other than an authorized relative — from sending voters ballot applications already filled in with their personal information. It turns out that you don’t get to pre-fill election paperwork for people and call it democracy. And it gets even worse. Investigators also found that Musk’s PAC allegedly failed to clearly disclose that the mailing was not an official government document and was not a ballot. In other words, voters were receiving election-related paperwork pre-populated with their data from a billionaire’s political machine — without clear, conspicuous warnings. Because apparently, when you’re the richest man on Earth trying to boost your preferred candidate, transparency is optional. For a movement obsessed with “election integrity,” this is rich. This all unfolded in Georgia — the same battleground state that has been ground zero for endless conspiracy theories since 2020. The same state Trump allies have repeatedly accused of fraud. The same state where MAGA officials have staged investigations, raids, and dramatic press conferences claiming foreign interference. Remember when Tulsi Gabbard was supposedly sniffing around Fulton County election offices looking for wrongdoing? Turns out the only documented meddling came from inside Trump’s own political orbit. The Georgia Elections Board didn’t mince words. Evidence suggested the PAC violated state law. The board voted swiftly to reprimand it. The irony is staggering. After years of shouting about stolen elections, the loudest fraud narrative may have boomeranged back onto its own architects. When it comes to Georgia election interference, the smoke didn’t come from some shadowy foreign power. It reportedly came from a billionaire’s political operation trying to help Donald Trump win. Sometimes the call really is coming from inside the house. Turns out there really was election meddling in Georgia. It just came with a Tesla logo. Please like and share to spread the news.

@ericmwohlwend @HalfwayPost Another prime example of why Trump likes the uneducated. It’s “polls” not “poles” you idiot

@HalfwayPost That sounds like a pretty biased pole. I have plenty of problems with President Trump, but I can’t imagine anybody would rank him at the bottom. I’d find it hard to believe that he was even in the bottom 50 or 60%.

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly furious after a group of 125 presidential scholars put out their annual collective ranking of the presidents today, and both of Trump’s terms were unanimously ranked as the two worst in US history.

@Aliceshaw25 As a old woman my self, I 100% support the man pepper spraying her in this instance. Maybe she will think twice next time

She's wrong yes. But really yall are ok with a man physically assaulting an old woman. Sick people

@cb_doge Now we know who to blame

"Elon Musk is the biggest net positive for society in so many ways. If Elon didn't buy 𝕏, it would be very unlikely that Trump was elected. We wouldn't have free speech. And you'd see just more and more corruption." 一 Nick Shirley

@Samiya0189l9 @SpencerHakimian And the pee pee

🚨BREAKING: MELANIA Is HUMILIATED After Her Movie Reviews Came In

@NICKIMINAJ Don’t blame you for not releasing an album cause ain’t nobody gonna buy that shit

Are y’all understanding that these ppl have been sacrificing children as a way of gaining & maintaining power? If you ever vote DemonCrat again, you’re just as soulless as they are & will perish. Maybe it’s time for me to do some story times — since I was trying to not say what I know — yet they continue to attempt bullying. Also, I won’t be releasing an album until my contract is renegotiated & until I tell you about all the sabotage this RICO is finding out about Billboard.

@jgfraser @mrmikeMTL @realDonaldTrump Don’t let the door hit you on your way out

@mrmikeMTL Im ready. When is @realDonaldTrump gonna make us an offer?

would you trade your Canadian citizenship for US citizenship?

@lyemcfly @ReclaimD1 Racism

@ReclaimD1 What’s this about

Bro saw all the hate online and put a bun in the oven 🤭👑

The boos were so loud that he couldn’t hear himself speak.

@backes_kat61119 @dEstroyNrEbuIlt @CalltoActivism @realDonaldTrump And you an illiterate troll. Go back under the bridge you crawled out from

@dEstroyNrEbuIlt @CalltoActivism @realDonaldTrump You an idiot

OMG - This is humiliating. The boos were so loud that he couldn’t hear himself speak. And a woman yelled “traitor” right to his face: