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@robkm__ @asemota @_SNjenga Was at the court this week and a couple came to withdraw their case, lawyer said something about the matter not having a “statutory flavor”. Case was withdrawn only to see wife holding hands with husband when they got to the exit door. Everyone just started laughing

Tough times for unmarried Advocates @_SNjenga

@Rfconcreterecor @Wizarab10 What is difficult in washing the one you wore to work when you want to have your night bath and wash the one you wore to bed when having morning bath. How many minutes does it take to do this? Both will dry up before coming back from work.

@Wizarab10 Stop this Holiness.. you can’t wear 3 boxers in a day… One to bed, change it after morning shower and head to work, return from work, have a shower and change again? Or you go to work with the one you slept in? 😀😀

The boxer you wear to work is not the boxer you wear to bed. Take a shower and change underwear.

@retropreowned @NaijaGistRoom @Morris_Monye This is one amongst many reasons people want to leave.

@MesserDre @NaijaGistRoom @Morris_Monye But the poster has more than 32 millions and lives in Nigeria

Any other person that gets 32m and they are processing plans to relocate to U.S, UK or any other western country.

@NaijaGistRoom @Morris_Monye Until naija gives u a different blood type just because they can’t find yours

@Morris_Monye It’s a waste of time. To me, naija is the best place to live

@Wizarab10 When it comes to finances in marriage you begin to see some women throw words like “surrendering your income” or “financial ultimatum”.

This issue of money discourse in marriage is simple. Every income you earn is family income. That way, it is irrelevant who earns more. I'm not making money to buy private jet. I make money so my family and friends can have a much better life and I can sleep in peace. The primary and only purpose of money is to pay bills. Every other thing is secondary. If I earn more than you, it is of no relevance. If you earn more than me, it is of no relevance. If you want to relax and be taken care of because you believe my money is for the family and your money is for you, I am not the one for you. I can lay down my life for you literally and figuratively. If you cannot do the simplest thing - to commit your income to the family, how can I trust you to lay down your life? Regardless of your earning power, I can take care of myself. I was doing it before you came into the picture. But if we are going to build a life together, then we are going to carry the responsibilities together. Otherwise, you're irrelevant and I'm better off being alone. Where your money is, that is where your heart is. If your money is not in the family, your heart is not there. It is really that simple. This is about commitment, the money is just a tool. You'll always fight for your investment and the greatest investment is family. It is important for the children to see that a woman's money belongs to the family. I'm not raisjg kids without family values.

@AustineJkf @autocareplusng I have seen a venza, a golf and a benz with this issue All cars do this but it's more pronounced with Honda because of how their ball joints are positioned

@autocareplusng Toyota won’t do that, but the noise would be so loud!

I'm 90% sure he heard the suspension noise and didn't fix it . Any car will do that if you can't fix a shaft or ball joint issue .

@aedcelectricity @EhizG @EKEDP @IkejaElectric @NationalGridNg The whole of Navy Estate Orozo and its environs have not seen a 30min electricity supply in over a week now. Pathetic

@EhizG @EKEDP @IkejaElectric @NationalGridNg Dear customer, we understand your concerns and apologize for the inconvenience caused by the power supply situation. Kindly provide us with your meter number and phone number in the DM to enable us process your complaint for prompt resolution. ^Lati

In 2026 Nigerians shouldn't be having power failure. It's really really pathetic living on darkness, sleeping inside heat @EKEDP @IkejaElectric @NationalGridNg @aedcelectricity

@sealalli @OloyeSomorin @OnyiSpeaks

@OloyeSomorin @OnyiSpeaks 3TMCZ5AN6JM183896

Not all cars comes with high mileage. I have a Hyundai sonata 2017 with 80k mileage and a Hyundai sonata 2016 hybrid with 120k mileage

@maxvayshia I think it is more of wrong overtaking

Number of questions need answering.

@OurFavOnlineDoc Is she not possessed like this?

“To the churches in Nigeria: Eyin alainironu ara Nigeria, I don’t even know where to start from. Una matter taya me. I have booked the next available Uber boat to visit you urgently. You better hope that this letter gets to you before I do. Otherwise gbado a gba owo agbado lowo yin. Because many of you o dabi eni pe e ti fi ori gba le…” 1 Nigerians 1:1-3

@olasxni I applied January 30 2024 and got it July 13 2025

193 Days since I applied to renew my Nigerian Drivers license.

@aedcelectricity There is no electricity on Thames street maitama and its environs

Our promise is simple: to serve you better every day. Together, we make every mission possible. #customerserviceweek #WeKeepItSimple #MissionPossible #PowerofCommitment

@UnkleAyo I am sure they aspire to be like those bandits too

In Nigeria, this is how terrorists arrive for peace talks with the government. And you're telling me, it is okay that I'm sharing the same nationality with people like this. There's definitely something I did in my past life, no way I wasn't a war criminal.

@oku_yungx Now his wife is the one trying to come up with a payment plan on his behalf. What a useless man

@OloyeSomorin Get the o3 card Amex green card.

Which dollar card? I want to buy something on Amazon, which fintech can convert naira to dollar and has good rate and that I can use right away? Thanks.

@oku_yungx Na person wey no sabi you here the take your banter to heart

@SZumanu @Hybrid_Ola Still working here

@MesserDre @Hybrid_Ola Stopped working bro😪🤧

MovieBox is not working anymore 😭

@jodambusta It is sad to see him go just like that.

"Begging people to show empathy towards a dead person is proof they were not a good person" So if PO/GRV or a prominent Obidient gets killed and the entire APC/ronu exclusively were celebrating their death, it means the victims were evil? That's the Charlie Kirk logic right?

@oku_yungx Oku for president!!!!