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Mike Kobe (Wild Horse) 🪶
Mike Kobe (Wild Horse) 🪶@Oklahoma_Brave·
During King William's war, Abenaki tribesmen killed 15 children in this particular settlement before taking Hannah Duston and her baby. They killed the baby (presumably to stop it making noise) and when they went to sleep, Hannah slipped out of her bonds and killed ten(!) of the Abenaki in their sleep with a hatchet. She then scalped them, which to me sounds quite reasonable. She deserves a statue in my opinion.
Gabriel J. Benton ☦️🇺🇸@OrthodoxPole81

In 1697, Natives kidnapped Hannah Duston from her home in Massachusetts. Then they bashed her newborn baby's head against a tree. Today, people want to vilify her, because she killed her captors in their sleep and scalped them. Hannah Duston simply did what any true English mother would do. Pro-Tip: many American Indian tribes weren't exactly nice people.

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𝙻𝙸𝙰 𝙻𝙸𝙰
would you fw a girl who stays home almost every day, only talks to you, and has like 2-3 friends she meets once every 3-4 months? asking for a friend.
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Poopster5000@Mistrbrojangles·
@lialiascg I don't think most other women would like the lifestyle we live, so I'm happy with that. No drama, easy. She's usually right about people and knows what's up with them long before I do too, which is why she dislikes people, it's helped me make better career/business decisions.
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Poopster5000@Mistrbrojangles·
@bryan_johnson It's just ironic and therefore funny. >what if I didn't deserve it Doesn't matter, you asked for it by broadcasting your life the way you do
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Bryan Johnson
Bryan Johnson@bryan_johnson·
The world wants me to die. My incurable disease diagnosis became global news. It was omnipresent on social media and 1,900 articles were written in a matter of days. Many were saddened. However, joy dominated the commentary. People pointed to schadenfreude, the pleasure of another's failure. Yes, there’s that. There is a special place in people’s hearts that loves to see others fail, especially when that person’s presence threatens their own psychological stability in some way or helps them feel better about themselves. But, if you look over the social media commentary about me, you’ll see that pattern: “he deserved it.” I deserved it because I challenged death. The crowd was running a deeply rooted psychological script that represents the oldest, most deeply embedded stories of human culture. This was the first story ever written down, 4,000 years ago. Gilgamesh sought eternal life after losing someone he loved, only to have the plant of youth stolen by a serpent as he bathed. Leaving him to accept his mortality. Asclepius became so skilled at rejuvenation that he raised the dead. As punishment, Zeus struck him down with a thunderbolt to enforce life and death authority. This is the story of Jesus. Pontius Pilate offered a choice between a thief and the immortalist, and the crowd demanded the execution. People need this story conclusion to keep themselves sane. The challenger must lose and the loss must appear deserved. It’s a shield of self preservation. For if death is inevitable, their existence and that of their loved ones is justified and unavoidable. If death is not inevitable, nothing about their reality is safe. I occupy the same philosophical and archetypal position as Gilgamesh, Asclepius and Jesus. This statement will draw outrage and accusations of blasphemy, hubris and narcissism. Nevertheless, it’s the pattern that has repeated itself for thousands of years. Death has been the omnipresent concern of the human race. It encapsulates our greatest fears, joy and curiosities. The discourse around it changes over time; however, the fundamentals remain unchanged. What’s different about this moment, that is unlike any other moment, is that physical death may no longer be inevitable. What if I didn’t deserve it? And what if I am your ally, and not a threat?
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Poopster5000@Mistrbrojangles·
@vrgldh What US diner gives out fortune cookies?
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🚨BREAKING Nashville Mayor Freddie O’Connell devours the final meal at the latest neighborhood restaurant to close under his leadership.
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Poopster5000@Mistrbrojangles·
@AKAIUSB @DumbFoxFurry Yeah, obviously. It's such a stupid thing to "exist" (it doesn't, you can't change your sex) and people pretending they're opposite sex shouldn't be in public, they should be in an asylum for their own good and public safety.
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Bryn 🦊🏳️‍⚧️ (she/they/it)
genuine question for right-wingers would it make you feel safe if a trans guy looking like this was forced to use the women's restroom?
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Poopster5000@Mistrbrojangles·
@Linahuaa I'm tired of trust fundies coming on here spouting their retard opinions to make themselves feel worthy of their inherited position
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LinaHua
LinaHua@Linahuaa·
Genius is a stack of many different i intelligence traits: >IQ >creativity >systems thinking >low self-censorship >low reverence for existing rules/authority >and many more things, but you get my point. 160 IQ by itself doesn't make you a genius. Makes you an Anthropic employee at best. Which is great, but nobody will remember your name. You need the complete package, which is much rarer. Normally, professors marry other academics. Artists marry artists. When you have an artist with a military general grandfather marrying a math professor, AND your offspring win the genetic lottery, then you get someone like Elon or Steve Jobs. (Not saying they were created exactly like this, but I hope you get my point)
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Poopster5000@Mistrbrojangles·
@TheLaurenChen College is essentially meaningless now as foreigners who can't even speak English are earning PhDs
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Poopster5000@Mistrbrojangles·
@SMB_Attorney Millionaires often do drive regular cars t. wife's family and all their friends are millionaires
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SMB Attorney
SMB Attorney@SMB_Attorney·
C students don’t run the world and millionaires don’t drive Toyotas. These are just things people tell themselves to cope with reality.
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Poopster5000@Mistrbrojangles·
@socrypt If you actually compare CoL $350k/yr in NYC is like $130k/yr in a normal place. I could make nearly $500k/year in NYC but the value of my dollar would be less than what I make now where I live, like is have to make $750k to be comparable. People don't really consider this.
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soc@socrypt·
Went on a lunch date with a girl in nyc and I paid $40 for this meal. She insisted this is normal and thay my frustration at the price indicated I was either poor or european. She's from Oklahoma and makes 60k a year.
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Poopster5000@Mistrbrojangles·
@lialiascg Because theyre being cut out of the dating pool obviously
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𝙻𝙸𝙰 𝙻𝙸𝙰
why are men mad about women preferring tall men? you want slim, you want young, you want a specific face. but the second a woman has a physical preference, it’s an outrage.
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Bren@bren45000·
This is shameful. Lindsey Graham dies, and Ana Kasparian immediately goes on social media and celebrates. Like … her first instinct was to cheer. That action speaks to her character 😑.
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Poopster5000@Mistrbrojangles·
@Johnny_Elizalde @IzzatStatus What happens when the dollar loses reserve currency status? What happens when geopolitical conflict makes importing foreign goods infeasible? Or do you actually think we are at the end of history and nothing can ever change?
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Izzatologist@IzzatStatus·
This cunt wants you to get welding while we auction off the best jobs in the world to an infinite army of disposable third worlders whose only unique skill is scamming senior citizens.
Laura Ingraham@IngrahamAngle

🚨 America needs MORE skilled workers Mike Rowe: "The Pentagon needs 400,000 welders and electricians just for submarine contracts over the next seven or eight years. It's mind-boggling—and they're all competing for your kid."

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Real Post Folder
Real Post Folder@RealPostFolder·
>paint is so cheap and easy
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Poopster5000@Mistrbrojangles·
@uncledoomer That "biodiversity" image on the bottom is a vermin magnet around your house.
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doomer@uncledoomer·
i remember these types of reddit urbanist memes were going around a lot in the 2010s as a repudiation of american lawn culture but i actually have a naturally biodiverse lawn and it takes significantly more maintenance to keep the plant species from brutally genociding each other
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Poopster5000@Mistrbrojangles·
@RealPostFolder I know the pricing will make zoomies seethe, but it is a custom build 3500sqft home with high end fixtures on over 50 acres (35 fenced) with a barn and pond on a private road, it's probably worth a million now and I'll never probably be able to get rid of it even if I wanted to
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Poopster5000@Mistrbrojangles·
@RealPostFolder >be me >have $700k property in great condition >put it on market for $650k tbf >buyers still bitch and want new paint >ask for $500k pricing Just said fuck it and took it off the market for that, wasn't really into the idea of selling it for a new job anyways
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Sean Strickland@SStricklandMMA·
"Israel did 911, the dancing Israelis, they're satanic" Or you could say Osama did 911 because our bases in the middle east and out Israel support. Apiac, big business, the military industrial complex lobbied for the endless wars. They own our government.
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Poopster5000@Mistrbrojangles·
@SamaHoole Wtf are you even blathering about you hormone injected mongoloîd? Stfu about your stupid egg habits, Chinese people eat like 10 boiled eggs a day and they don't blather about it this much. t. eat 6-8 eggs a day and own around 150 chickens
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Sama Hoole
Sama Hoole@SamaHoole·
Been reading up on how normal people make omelettes and I need to lie down. Two eggs. That's the standard. Two. A man will crack two eggs into a bowl, whisk them with the enthusiasm of a hostage, pour out something the size of a beer mat, fold it over a single mushroom, and call that his breakfast. And they've got tiers. Three eggs is, and I promise I'm not making this up, considered "a big one." A treat. A weekend indulgence. Blokes are describing a three egg omelette the way I'd describe a christening. "Ooh, I went for three today." Did you. Steady on. Call an ambulance and a priest. One egg omelettes exist. I've seen the recipes. One egg, beaten thin, cooked till it's basically a crisp, slid onto a side plate. A side plate. There's real estate to spare. You could land a light aircraft next to it. Meanwhile I'm standing over the big pan looking at my sixth egg going in with the mince and the butter, wondering if I should hold back so it doesn't come across as showing off. Three eggs. Heavy. Lads, that's a rounding error.
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