OnlineGuru

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OnlineGuru

OnlineGuru

@MobilePESGamer1

Online guru with little online presence. Views are my own

Nimmesota เข้าร่วม Ocak 2022
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OnlineGuru
OnlineGuru@MobilePESGamer1·
@citizentvkenya I think we just need a king and forget about all these. Those elected are also in there to steal and not serve, so what is the point of spending all these
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Citizen TV Kenya
Citizen TV Kenya@citizentvkenya·
We require a total of Ksh.74.8 billion for the by-elections and preparations for the 2027 General Election. We have allocated Ksh.41.3 billion so there is a shortfall of Ksh.33.4 billion – IEBC Deputy CEO, Obadiah Keitany
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Roderick
Roderick@KyaloIntel·
Si mtu anaweza dandia hii train na aibe hizi steel rolls zote akisukuma chini..
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Mary Njoroge
Mary Njoroge@Maryian96·
Moses Kuria abducted and delivered me to muranga woman rep betty Maina who slapped and shaved me using scissors. She also took humiliating photos of my nakedness salaleeee kwani niko nchi gani?
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@gich_james @KaberiaCommoner The party leader recently said he wants lawyers to be elected in his region to match the debate capabilities of other regions, remember
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DCI MERU
DCI MERU@KaberiaCommoner·
Paul Waiganjo, one of Kenya’s most recognizable Kikuyu artists, has broken his silence following a contentious nomination process for the Ol Kalou by-election, alleging he was edged out after refusing to offer financial inducements to party officials. Waiganjo, who sought the seat under the Democratic Congress Party (DCP), claimed party leaders demanded money in exchange for political backing despite his strong grassroots support. After refusing, he says the nomination was quietly handed to another candidate. The controversy has angered some Ol Kalou residents and DCP supporters, who feel the process ignored the will of the people and favored those with financial influence. Political analysts warn that such allegations could damage public trust in party structures, especially among younger voters increasingly opposed to “money politics.” Critics argue the situation exposes the contradiction between parties preaching democracy publicly while allegedly undermining it internally.
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@sholard_mancity We need good roads first with pedestrian walkways and cycling paths
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Sholla Ard 🇰🇪@sholard_mancity·
Nairobi is about to get AI-powered traffic lights worth over KSh 1.18 BILLION. According to Business Daily, the system will: - Analyze traffic in real time - Sync signals across junctions - Detect speeding & red-light violations - Detect boda boda riders without helmets - Read number plates & even count passengers A central control centre at City Cabanas will monitor everything. Sounds futuristic. But here is the uncomfortable question: Will AI fix Nairobi traffic? Or are we using technology to cover up bad road planning? Because many jams in Nairobi are caused by: - Poor road design - Roundabouts that became permanent bottlenecks - Matatus stopping literally everywhere etc You can install the smartest AI in Africa, but if urban planning remains broken, Nairobians might still spend hours in traffic daily.
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@Toneekym @McaTricky We bench mark from the highest office to even that of the MCA, but think about it, these guys are in business
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Mr Tony
Mr Tony@Toneekym·
@McaTricky what pains me is knowing the elected leaders have stepped foot many times in this countries and see no need to improve their home. They have been used to the idea that abroad looks safe,clean and organized. They don’t see themselves doing the same
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Eng. Mca Tricky
Eng. Mca Tricky@McaTricky·
You step outside Kenya for a second, then you will understand how day in-day out political atmosphere can choke a society. Greedy politicians will never do any good to a country . NEVER
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@muriaso The floods might sweep away their loved leader
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Muriaso@muriaso·
Woi, cant the rains wait until our visitors have left?🥲 I hope it doesnt flood especially with Tinubu in town coz Abegistanis will have a field day with us
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@AmbokoJH How about Rwanda, Burundi, South Sudan, somalia? Ama when it comes to investment its the original East African countries
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Julians Amboko
Julians Amboko@AmbokoJH·
On the Dangote led Refinery in East Africa: · Location will be determined following research being undertaken by Dangote. Mombasa, Lamu or Tanga are lead contenders · Project expected to cost anything between US$16.0 billion & US$20.0 billion · Kenya's newly set up National Infrastructure Fund will co-invest in the refinery, deployment not disclosed · The National Infrastructure Fund currently has US$1.0 billion (Kenya Pipeline proceeds). In another two or so months, ~ US$2.0 billion is expected (Safaricom Plc partial divestiture proceeds) · GOK believes that with ~ US$3.0 billion worth of seed capital, it can build the fund to ~ US$30.0 billion (10:1) crowd in factor · National Infrastructure Fund to invest 20.0% (~ US$300.0 Million) in the planned new Nairobi Airport
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@TheNjoroge If they buy anything... anything.... I mean, anything..
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OnlineGuru@MobilePESGamer1·
@Goldfield6 Hiyo gari ata haikuzunguka stadium lap moja, but it was a nice try
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Sifuna Updates
Sifuna Updates@Goldfield6·
President moi had a vision for kenya, did you know kenya was the first African country to produce a vehicle called "Nyayo pioneer car" The wazungu saw this as a threat and they denied kenya donar funds for 10 years. Yes,for 10 years kenya survived without donar fund.
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@TaraBull How comes most Americans are not used to using the handbrake? I think it should be automated for them
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TaraBull@TaraBull·
How's your Monday going?
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@silasjakakimba I hope you have a solar power solution, if not, reach out if interested
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SILAS CHEPKERES JAKAKIMBA
SILAS CHEPKERES JAKAKIMBA@silasjakakimba·
Completion of The Little GI Resort, Mfangano Island@, will afford us the opportunity to take on the next hospitality challenge - commencement of Prof. Alfred Omenya - led project, The GI ECO-RESORT & SPA, Mfangano Island, facing the sunset and Kenya-Uganda maritime borders. We pray. #TembeaSUBALAND #WesternTourismCircuit.
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Mohammed Hersi : Mr Optimist
#whyilovekenya Your excellency @WilliamsRuto please please DO NOT let this opportunity to slip. Roll the red carpet for Al Hajj Aliko Dangote and nail it. @DangoteGroup AD delivered a refinery in the middle of nowhere in Nigeria . He had to do most of the stuff from scratch even the road to the refinery, loads of backfiling ++++. Mombasa would be such a breeze for him . Mombasa is ticking all the boxes then add the Dongo Kundu Economic Zone into the mix while our former refinery is well located. Only one catch , keep out rent seekers . Dont even think twice. A legacy project on a silver platter. Africa’s richest man eyes Kenya for new refinery ft.com/content/ecabee… via @ft
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Mwango Capital
Mwango Capital@MwangoCapital·
When did Kenya start manufacturing phones? 🤔
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Citizen TV Kenya@citizentvkenya·
‘Total lack of respect!’ Angry French President Emmanuel Macron demands silence from the audience during a presentation
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@Seid101 Soon and very soon, this will be the picture
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Said
Said@Seid101·
I hope they're thinking of what they'll do to the space under the elevated highway.
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@KingOfMeru Na wale walijoin 'sisi kwa sisi' juu yake sasa watasema nini?
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Mwirigi Wa Kibaki
Mwirigi Wa Kibaki@KingOfMeru·
Michelle Ntalami the founder Malini Naturals is expecting her first child. This is after quiting her lesbian life and getting married. Michelle also quit her socialite life and got born again. She later deleted her entire instagram history and started sharing her journey in faith. We wish her well.
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OnlineGuru@MobilePESGamer1·
@AmbokoJH Sasa iko wapi deal ya wazi kama ya Dangote? The oil refinery in Mombasa needs to be looked into first
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Julians Amboko
Julians Amboko@AmbokoJH·
Africa-France Summit so far: · Rehabilitation & modernisation of the Nairobi Commuter Rail: €83.0 Million (Kes 12.5 billion) · JV to develop & finance logistics & port infrastructure: US$800.0 Million (Kes 104.0 billion) · An agreement to facilitate the purchase of Premium & Specialty Kenyan Tea across French retail networks · An agreement for the expansion of Kipeto Wind energy development project by an additional 100 MW: US$ 250.0 Million (Kes 32.5 billion)
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Lightcast TV Kenya
Lightcast TV Kenya@Lightcasttvke·
"Siku ingine usitangaze pesa ya matanga, pelekea familia nyumbani." ~ Gachagua blasts Irene who was sent by president Ruto to deliver his contributions
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@MaryK2022 This is truly bad, Africa is in this mess because of the colonization that still continues to this day
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Mary Kathomi
Mary Kathomi@MaryK2022·
This are the words of Macron on Kenyan soil Despicable is an under statement We suport Sahel and we wish them success in all they do To hell with France
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